Reggie Bush is a Vampire, Per Se
04.01.09
He casts no reflection! Truly he is something that cannot be grounded! And by that, I mean he can’t gain more than three yards per carry. Those are some fine undead abs, however.
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I feel like that looks more like Vince Carter than Reggie Bush…
Maybe then we’d get more Playboy spreads or illegal sex tapes.
Look, she has a huge ass. That’s enough to make most men lust after her, but seriously, have you SEEN her sex tape? It’s like shitty porn from the 70s. You get better fucking porn from a google image search with safesearch ON nowadays.
Yet for some reason, the US is still OMG SHE MADE TEH SEX TAPE! SHE IS AWEOSME!!!!!!
I’d rather watch Alexis Texas. Her ass is nicer too.
Is this the first post worthy of a “Gay Runningbacks” tag?
Bush is more of an energy vampire, per se
You too would have abs like that if you constantly had her bouncing on your member. It’s like doing crunches, only better.
Needs More Cheerleaders got it right. It’s all about vanishing points people. Perspective.
I have better abs than Reggie.
- Jay Cutler
There’s a whole lot of ass in that photo. And then there’s Kim.
His reflection is a summary of Bush’s pro career, you know he’s there, but he just doesn’t show up.
@FMRA: If you did go gay for her, I’d like to be there to witness it. For purely research purposes of course.
Her Kardashiness looks spectacular. My word.
I’m not saying I’d go gay for her, but…
Douchie ab reveal? check. Slutty hot chick? check. It’s official; KSK has morphed into http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
She’s a werecentaur. She could be hiding a vanload of illegals in that giant ass.
Well, Paris Hilton is famous for just having a shitty sex tape. So at least Kim brings a bootylicious backside to the table.
Honestly. I believe more women should be famous solely for the quality of their asses. It’s tiresome to always lie and pretend like we’re interested in certain females because of their acting talent or singing voices. Let’s end the charade and simply say having a nice ass is all the criteria you need to be famous. Maybe then we’d get more Playboy spreads or illegal sex tapes.
He does cast a reflection, you just can’t see it because her ginormous ass is in the way.
It’s pretty sad that in the US you can be famous for having a big ass and a shitty sex tape.
Kim is a wereslut
That means when she’s not a monstrous slut, she has to be a human with a soul. No, Kim’s more Bride of Sluttenstein.
Last time I swallowed half a dozen hard boiled eggs I did not have the same results.
Swallow them eggs, Luke!
My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.
Huge boobs, huge ass, and huge failure all in the same photo?
April Fools?
/deeply sorry
Is it an obvious (or stupid) question to ask if it’s somehow the point of the picture? Like a “theme” that isn’t very clearly conveyed?
Bush may not suck blood, but he does suck cash out of the Saints salary cap.
No wonder he sucks as a running back. The coaches tell him to “run to daylight” and he freaks the fuck out.
They can photoshop Reggie into the picture, but they can’t photoshop the tits out of that dress.
What a country.
The man is clearly an ass vampire.
with Deuce Mcallister reprising his role as the Mummy
That is kinda wierd … no wonder he plays in NO.
Does Count Al Davis know about this?
Burn down down burn down hot topic……don’t let it steal your soul
mmm clamato juice and bacon vodka
Why she would choose abs like those over a cushiony, pillowy, beer belly such as mine I fail to comprehend. Women are so difficult to understand sometimes.