Profiles in fandom: Robert Charles Comer
True story: In 1987, Robert Charles Comer befriended a fellow camper, then robbed him and shot him in cold blood. The meth-fueled sociopath went to another campsite. Using an EMT badge he stole from the dead man, he persuaded a young couple that he was a drug enforcement agent. After winning their trust, he assaulted and bound the couple. Comer raped the woman repeatedly in front of her boyfriend, then abducted her. Miraculously, she managed to escape after Comer’s truck broke down. He was apprehended the next day.
Months later, an Arizona judge handed down a death sentence while a naked, belligerent Comer sat strapped to a wheelchair, surrounded by armed by deputies. While in prison he developed a nasty habit of trying to stab guards and fellow inmates with crudely-fashioned knives. In 2000, Comer waived his remaining appeals, asking that his punishment be carried out.
In late 2007, Comer was put death by lethal injection. When asked if he had any final words. Comer proclaimed with his final breath, “Go Raiders.”
Clearly, Robert Charles Comer was the least objectionable Raiders fan who ever lived.
[ ClarkProsecutor.org, thanks to reader Dan C. ]
April 9th, 2009 at 9:10 am
Best. Post. Ever!
Fuck the Raiders.
April 9th, 2009 at 9:12 am
Is there anything meth can’t do?
April 9th, 2009 at 9:15 am
wow…is there a reason why he had to sit naked in a courtroom???
April 9th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Hahahaha
Greatest. He’s an obvious Raiders fan. Meth’d out rapist/murderer.
April 9th, 2009 at 9:26 am
this is why the raiders can’t have nice things
April 9th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Looks like an average Raiders fan.
April 9th, 2009 at 9:34 am
You can take the boy out of Alameda Coliseum……
April 9th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Was Charles Manson a Raiders fan? I bet he was a Rams fan.
April 9th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Not nearly bloodthirsty enough.
April 9th, 2009 at 9:42 am
the most fucked up part of this story is that it took 20 years to put this sub-human to death.
April 9th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Looks and sounds like just about every fuckin’ Raiders fan that I know. If he told his story (before his much-to-humane execution that is) in the parking lot before an Oakland home game, it wouldn’t even raise an eyebrow amongst his Silver and Black brethren.
/Fuck Alice Davis, fuck him in the ear with an icepick.
April 9th, 2009 at 9:46 am
The Curse of Comer has been inflicted on the Raiders ever since.
April 9th, 2009 at 9:52 am
The Bengals think he’s got the right attitude for their team and are looking to sign him to a long term deal.
April 9th, 2009 at 10:04 am
I don’t know. He’s a pretty reasonable looking fellow to me.
April 9th, 2009 at 10:07 am
@UU
Ah, the American Court system shows it’s competence once again.
April 9th, 2009 at 10:11 am
The Raiders have a glass enclosed locker in their practice facility dedicated to Comer. In it you’ll find an assortment of shanks, jailhouse tattoo equipment and a baggie full of raisin jack that is aging well.
/ Seriously, fuck the raiders
April 9th, 2009 at 10:18 am
At least he kept his socks on
April 9th, 2009 at 10:36 am
I’m sure Comer has already been added to Count Al’s undead army. He can have all the meth he wants, a long as he drags fresh victims back to Al’s lair.
April 9th, 2009 at 10:40 am
I remember when this happened. The look on the face of Raider fans when I brought this up was fucking awesome. It was some sort of mix of anger, disgust, and disappointment, combined with a complete lack of surprise.
April 9th, 2009 at 10:53 am
“We all got to go sometime, some sooner than others. I’m going to be busy getting the Browns to the Super Bowl. Working magic. I love you guys.”
—James Filiaggi, executed in Ohio on April 24, 2007
April 9th, 2009 at 10:56 am
You can tell you’ve really arrived as an Evil Bastard when the media only refers to you by your full name.
Robert Charles Comer.
John Wilkes Booth.
Lee Harvey Oswald.
James Earl Ray.
Mark David Chapman.
Haley Joel Osment.
I rest my case.
April 9th, 2009 at 10:59 am
The more I look at the guy he reminds me of a cross between the Unibomber and Dave Navarro
April 9th, 2009 at 11:05 am
The only good Raiders fan is a dead one.
April 9th, 2009 at 11:20 am
After winning their trust, he assaulted and bound the couple. Comer raped the woman repeatedly in front of her boyfriend, then abducted her.
How did that not make the Nasty Fetish Final Four.
April 9th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Cheering for the Raiders isn’t normal.
But on Meth it is.
April 9th, 2009 at 11:30 am
@tbone: yeah. that doesn’t seem…right.
April 9th, 2009 at 11:38 am
@ Otto – I think you missed a couple
Billy Joe Tolliver
Bucky Fucking Dent (Boston only)
Kareem Abdul Jabbar
Billie Jean King
Billy Bob Thornton
April 9th, 2009 at 11:58 am
jonathan taylor thomas
April 9th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
A couple more –
Mark Paul Gosselaar
Anthony Michael Hall
John Cougar Mellancamp
Mary Kay Letourneau
/Think the above should certainly be sentenced to death.
April 9th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
no list of evil 3 name names is complete without the killer clown John Wayne Gacy.
April 9th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Don’t forget Brian Fucking Russell.
April 9th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
I smell varmint poontang.
April 9th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Tony Ugot Romo
April 9th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
I can see how someone could mistaken him for a DEA agent
April 9th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
I don’t see why you guys are so hard on him.
April 9th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
[cell door flies open]
No clothes = nowhere to hide a shank. WHEEEE!!
/closes cell door
April 9th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
reminds me of the Aristocrats
April 9th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Al Davis still gets randomely occuring boners. He is America’s oldest man to use the lift and tuck.
April 9th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Naked? He clearly has socks on.
He would be a raiders fan…
April 9th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Mary Lou Retton
Neil Patrick Harris
Billy Ray Cyrus
Richard Milhous Nixon
April 9th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Hence why I don’t camp.
Tiffani Amber Thiessen
April 9th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Charles Nelson Reilly
Phillip Michael Thomas
Melissa Joan Hart
Rachael Leigh Cook
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Jan Michael Vincent
Soleil Moon Frye
April 9th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Is it only Three-Named Evil Bastards who can go to court naked and tied to a wheel chair? I’ve got a speeding ticket I’m protesting, but I’m more of a Two-Named Regular Bastard. Maybe I just won’t wear pants and I’ll sit in an office chair.
April 9th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Please let this be real.
April 9th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Say what you will about the Raiders. At least it’s just their FANS involved in murders.
/looking at you, Ray-Ray
April 9th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Joe Don Baker
Francis Albert Sinatra
Warren Gamaliel Harding (H.L. Mencken only)
Robert Craig Knievel (Jim McKay only, and only after rocket launches)
Yelberton Abraham Tittle
Jack Kent Cook
Christian Adolph Jurgensen III (Billy Kilmer only, and only when they are both hammered)
April 9th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Where are his spiked epaulettes?
April 9th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Come on what about WES FAHKING WELKA!?!?!?!?
April 10th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
“What do you mean I don’t look like an EMT?”
Really, camping couple… look alive out there.
I want to know about the next guy on that “Last Words from Death Row” link.
“We all got to go sometime, some sooner than others. I’m going to be busy getting the Browns to the Super Bowl. Working magic. I love you guys.”
—James Filiaggi, executed in Ohio on April 24, 2007
The piggy fucker almost got away with it…
April 11th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Big Ben Roethlisberger.
April 11th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
He’s got a pretty nasty boil on that one knee he’s gonna want to have looked at.
April 13th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Why can’t the Lions find fucking fans like that ?
April 16th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
I like the Raiders and I still say: Fuck This Bitch!!
April 16th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
For bitch I meant this guy (not the woman)! For once he gets to hell, the words Black Hole are gonna have a different meaning!!