We’re not sure if or when Mike Florio will feel the need to update this post, but we definitely enjoy the present incarnation.
Joke about mailing it in.
Third paragraph.
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We’re not sure if or when Mike Florio will feel the need to update this post, but we definitely enjoy the present incarnation.
Joke about mailing it in.
Third paragraph.
There are 39 comments about:
Great, every time the Steelers cut a linebacker his replacement ends up going to the Pro Bowl. Just what we need another Steeler LB for everyone to talk about all season.
Drew/Ape/Punter insult.
This needs a “tag” tag
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not to ruin the joke, but florio routinely jokes about requiring three paragraphs at least in his posts, and when he can’t come up with a 3rd, he’ll just write stuff like that.
i still appreciate the awesomeness of “third comment, lofty comment” however.
Fourth wall.
Florio is PK’s love child.
Don’t you just love the way he refers to himself in the plural? Arrogant gits.
Thirty-second comment.
Homophobic anti-Steelers comment.
Prickly response from Yuletide Simian.
Non-football-related link to a wikipedia page.
At least he managed to work a plug into his next media outlet. Thank god for that.
Second paragraph.
“Damn I forgot to use my TWO paragraph template for that story”
/lashes self twice
Overlong comment about something besides football. +1 to another commenter TBD.
second verse, same as the first
typetypetype
FIRST! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
What? Huh? What? Fuck you!
Third paragraph. True story.
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this is why the interwebs can’t be trusted as a real source of information. buzz bissinger says go get a real job.
/continues reading dying/dead newspaper.
Italicized quote
Unpunctuated snide comment
Third paragraph. Lofty paragraph.
Peter King lampoon
Pro Football Talk is
Hardly worthy of your time.
What a lame haiku.
/ dick joke
Sweet! The Colts’ll take him!
This is actually pretty cool news.
Third Paragraph.
laugh track
/applause applause
4th scotch
Me.
Erin Andrews.
About 5 seconds.
Fifth column, you seditious bastards.
strikethoughtypo.
+ number, insert name
7th Son of a 7th Son
/cranks Iron Maiden, makes devil sign
5th wheel?
/makes dick joke… walks away
Seinfeld reference.
Simpsons reference.
Fourth meal.
Third comment.
Fourth paragraph.
oh noes! shoulda drafted Maualuga
Good thing they drafted Timmons two years ago then
SNIPPY HOMERISM!
Third sentence.