Comments on: One Reader’s Lucky Day: KSK Fantasy Football and Sex Advice Mailbag

By: lingerie football

lingerie football — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:34:17 +0000

The pay-per-view broadcast has drawn millions of viewers across the globe for years.

By: da great white hype

da great white hype — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:27:34 +0000

my new FF team name: casual anal.

By: Dankus

Dankus — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:31:45 +0000

Holy crap you guys need to be more careful with the advice you give. If you are going to put the search term “Porn for Women” anywhere near Google, and then “browse extensively” you had better make sure your Anti-Virus and rootkit detection software is up to date and hardcore. Security technology is designed to work great for casual, and unfortunate stumblings upon malicous websites. Trolling googles indexed sites for Women Porn is walking through a minefield.

By: That'samare

That'samare — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 05:25:03 +0000

@ Max. . . Welcome to the exciting world of living with females. Try and split up the work around your place. Maybe you can do the stuff she hates doing, and she can do what’s left. Either way, unless she walks in the air, doesn’t eat or sleep there, she’s making a mess.

@Just a girl-> Have you tried taking a power nap? Otherwise, I’d suggest getting into some sexy lingerie, and playing with some toys. That way, the hint is loud and clear when he comes home.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:14:00 +0000

Just a girl – I’m ALWAYS a fan of the naughty text messages. Stay up and let him know what’s in store when he gets home. If someone already suggested this, I apologize – I tried reading through all the comments, but couldn’t take the bitching about marriage because I’m too happy my divorce from the Biggest Douchebag Ever was finalized this week.

Stub Lee – there’s a product out there called Tend Skin. It’s the best for taking care of shaved lady bits OR man bits.

“I think it’s safe to say that Fitty will rank ahead of TO going into this season, and it probably won’t be that close.”

More like necessary to say.

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:09:16 +0000

Andre Johnson, Calvin Johnson, Fitty, Quan, Marques Colston.

*0.0137 pence*

By: Kon Kilo

Kon Kilo — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 08:59:22 +0000

Stub: Ignore the amateurs and take it from a long-time nudist. Go to the black men’s haircare products and pick up a tube of Magic. (Its ostensible purpose: keeping the pate smooth and shiny.) Slather it on your nethers, wait ten minutes, then shower it off. Presto, smooth as a baby’s butt. No nicks, no stings, no nothin’. You can thank me later.

By: TrueBluePSU

TrueBluePSU — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 06:07:04 +0000

@ Stub Lee Balls: The first time I gave my man parts the close shave was fall heading into winter; it wasn’t pleasant after a day when the little hairs grew back and the ball sac shrunk up whenever I stepped outside. Literally breathtaking. At this time of year, I’d say you’re good. Just take your time, and try to trim the pubes as short as possible before taking the razor to it; try shaving in the shower with warm water on, that way the sac will shrink a little, but not too much that you can’t get rid of the hairs. And don’t be too picky about getting all the hairs or you’ll get razor burn.

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 04:20:53 +0000

My nephew has a few words to contribute. He is still 25. Max, if you want to look into this, try living together for at least a year to see if you can actually stand each other in close quarters. The four year thing apart is good but try it living together in the same household for a year. A lot can happen when you go from being boyfriend girlfriend to being room mates and all that entails.

Realize that she is only 22 and she will keep changing every year for the next 18 years. “We call them the whoring years” – actual quote from my nephew. He says 25 is the new 21 for women. They want to go out, go clubbing, dancing etc. Because they missed the opportunity when they were young and sheltered. Now they’ve found their new individuality and they are broadening their horizons, so to speak. This is immediately followed by a deep regret for getting married at an early age which is then followed by the stray eye.

My nephew states that if you decide to stay in the relationship you better be prepared for a lot of sloppy seconds. How much are you willing to change and put up with for this woman? Because she isn’t going to change.

I call my dick Gilligan. He’s my little buddy.

-End dictation from my nephew-

By: Big Black Richard

Big Black Richard — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 02:14:13 +0000

Max: Be very afraid of any woman who shows overly strong enthusiasm for getting married, and wants to get married asap. Run like the wind, or you might find out one day that she has “accidentally” stopped taking her birth control. I’m not even bullshittin’.

Also, if your relationship is such that you guys can’t communicate about things like housework, or about why she’s in such a hurry to get married, then that’s another sign that you guys shouldn’t be getting married. And 22 is awfully young for that, anyway.