Now We Only Need To Get It On The Statehouse!
Bob Jr.: Another year of the Heels cutting down the nets. Without a doubt, ain’t nothin’ finer than bein’ a Caroliner. Kings of the only sport that matters. Psycho T showed everybody that with grit, determination and fawning media coverage, you too can achieve greatness through Ty Lawson.
Eustice:Couldn’t've been said better.
Bob Jr.: Still, I got the irk from way Panther Pride got snuffed by them ‘Zona boys. An irk just won’t subside. I figured another Heels title would do it. But, no. The irk is acting up.
Eustice: I know what you mean. Cajin boy screwed us but good.
Bob Jr.: We was just on the verge of developing some real Panther Pride around these parts. I don’t have to tell you it’s not always so strong as it should be.
Eustice: I’s afraid to admit it to myself.
Bob Jr.: I think I got me a solution though. All’s Panther Pride needs is a gimmick. Y’know how Packers fans got cheeseheads and Steelers fans got towels and Titans fans got meth? We tried to Growl Towels, but they was gay. I think I gots an idea for something we can attach ourselves to.
Eustice: Uh-huh?
Bob Jr.: A battle flag for Panther Pride.
Eustice: PAIN-THER PRIDE!
[Bob Jr. unfurls flag]
Eustice: Oh, that is mighty decent. Mighty. Decent.
Bob Jr.: This here flag, it gonna gin us up some Painther Pride.
Eustice: Yes indeed.
Bob Jr.: For the time being, though, we best keep it a secret. I think it’d be most effective if’n we dropped it on people real sudden-like.
Eustice: Well then we gots us a problem.
Bob Jr.: What kind of problem?
Eustice: A I-told-Annabelle problem.
Bob Jr.: Y’did what?!
Eustice: I tole Annabelle.
Bob Jr.: But how’d you know about it?
Eustice: Snuck a peek.
Bob Jr.: Now, dang it, you know she gonna flap her gums ’bout this.
Eustice: Oh, I know it.
Bob Jr.: Won’t stop flapping them gums ’til everybody under the sun knows.
Eustice: Maybe she’ll keep quiet.
Bob Jr.: We had an omerta!
Eustice: What’s omerta?
Bob Jr.: Idjit! Omerta is Italian for “ain’t supposeda say shit.”
Eustice: Aw dag! Can we reomerta?
Bob Jr.: No! Omerta is one-time thing!
Eustice: Well, I’s sorry.
Bob Jr.: Ya best be!
Eustice: Can we still use the flag?
Bob Jr.: YA DANGED RIGHT WE’S USING THE FLAG. WHAT WITH ALL THE FABRIC I BOUGHT FROM MICHAEL’S!
Eustice: Can I write the Pledge to Painther Pride?
Bob Jr.: I’m sorry. You got a tin ear. Won’t come out right.
Eustice: All right… [sighs] Painther Pride.
Bob Jr.: PANTHER PRIDE!
Tags: panther pride, xmas ape
April 14th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Bob Jr. would pronounce it, “Eye-talian”
April 14th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I always thought it was “Pain-tur Prahd!”
I hate myself for thinking the Stars ‘n’ Bars is one of the world’s better battle standards, but goddammit, that’s one cool flag.
April 14th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Patent that flag now….instant retirement package !!
April 14th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Someone’s been watchin’ them So-prannys.
April 14th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
There isn’t a shot in hell that either of these fucking yokels know how to pronounce “Omerta”, let alone understand the basic premise of it.
April 14th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
If the Panthers really did use this battle flag, I would immediately become a die hard fan!!
/the wrong side won the war
//& no, the confederacy wasn’t about slavery, it was about state’s rights… the loss of which has destroyed this country from the inside out.
April 14th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
When did this become a civil war discussion?
April 14th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
When did this become a civil war discussion?
it didn’t
April 14th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
another “WTF” moment brought to you by the twisted minds at ksk.
you make my day kskomplete. thanks guys.
April 14th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
CiWaFlaWa!!!!!
April 14th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Just about every pickup truck I’ve seen since I moved to Alabama has one them Panther Pride flags on it, ‘cept they’re all red and blue and what-not.
@Clayton Bigsby The slaves might have thought otherwise.
April 14th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Yall reckon?
April 14th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
That certainly would do more to rally the fans one way or another than the people driving around South Charlotte with “Panthers PSL Owner” stickers on their cars. Wish I were making that up…
April 14th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
I thought Paint-ther Pride already had a Pledge to Paint-ther Pride, called Achy Breaky Heart.
/Billy Ray’d, and not the one from Trading Places
April 14th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
@LowerLatitude
I don’t know man, everytime I see some Ballantyne Mom with one of those stickers, I just get so swollen with pride I want to burst.
April 14th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
I also believe the wrong side won the war, but most because I find Southerners to be generally irritating and would prefer them to have their own country where they can be more easily mocked and/or ignored.
April 14th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
@Spatula… maybe AFTER Lincoln decided- halfway through the war I might add- that it might be a good strategy to have slaves fighting for their freedom as part of his war of northern aggression.
“If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission and offer my sword to the other side”
— Ulysses S. Grant
Oops, the Union’s greatest General and future President of the United States must’ve been confused as well!!
April 14th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
When did this become a civil war discussion?
The instant I saw the title of this post I knew a FlaWa was on the way. 100% predictable.
April 14th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
@bobby steels
Judging by cars parked down there, those moms have a lot of free time during the day. You should be sure to tell them your true feelings.
April 14th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Steve Smith is about to fuck some rednecks up.
April 14th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
“it was about state’s rights… the loss of which has destroyed this country from the inside out.”
You’re talking ’bout Florida losing the right to certify their own election thereby giving the White House to W….who promptly went about fucking this country up from the inside out, right?
/no PoFlaWa
April 14th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
You cracka ass crackas just never learn!
– Chris Rock’d
April 14th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Sir, you’re a friend. Why not tell him he’s African American?
Listen man. He’s too important to the movement. Tell him that he’s black, he would probably kill himself. Just be one less n***** around. His commitment is that deep.
April 14th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Oh crap. Just wait until Otto Man shows up and takes a blowtorch to this comments section
April 14th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
I went to a NC State-UMD game down there (the one where Ron Cherry broke out this gem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D8aAC4jrPM). I was heckled non-stop by the drunken WolfPack fan behind me, regardless of the fact that the Terps won 37-0.
His favorite line: “Ya’ll Merry-land Naincy boies cain’t tackle.” Eustice needs to incorporate “Naincy boies” into his vocab, stat.
Also, isn’t Spatula a history professor? This could get way too educational.
April 14th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
“he new constitution has put at rest, forever, all the agitating questions relating to our peculiar institution—African slavery as it exists amongst us—the proper status of the negro in our form of civilization. This was the immediate cause of the late rupture and present revolution. ”
That’s Alexander Stephens. But what the hell would he know, he was only the goddamn Vice President of the Confederate States.
“Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery – the greatest material interest of the world. Its labor supplies the product, which constitutes by far the largest and most important portions of commerce of the earth. These products are peculiar to the climate verging on the tropical regions, and by an imperious law of nature, none but the black race can bear exposure to the tropical sun. These products have become necessities of the world, and a blow at slavery is a blow at commerce and civilization. That blow has been long aimed at the institution, and was at the point of reaching its consummation. There was no choice left us but submission to the mandates of abolition, or a dissolution of the Union, whose principles had been subverted to work out our ruin.”
That’s from the Mississippi delcaration of secession. I guess the actual secessionists wouldn’t know anything about why they seceeded.
April 14th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Revisionist history aside, what the FUCK is with every dumbass doing that sideways-peace sign in every photo? I like to imagine they’re saying “I’ll never CUT IT as a gangsta- but this’ll piss off my yuppie parents, so POW”- but I know it’s something way douchier…
[/shakes fist at cloud]
April 14th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
are the people arguing about the Civil War even from the South? Last I checked around these parts (Charlotte), when the topic of color came up, they were referring to green (pot or money).
April 14th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Ape’s posts always start the best PoFlaWa’s
April 14th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
So I’m guessing nobody at KSK has ever lived in North Carolina?
FozzieBear suggestions- needs more usage of “done” and “fixing to” before the main verb of a sentence for no discernable reason. Also, there’s no way a true Carolina boy would use the word “gay.” Way too politically correct.
April 14th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Sir Purr is a noted Abolitionist
April 14th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Let’s somehow work abortion in here. Ain’t no party like a dead fetus party.
April 14th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Oh crap. Just wait until Otto Man shows up and takes a blowtorch to this comments section
Nah, I don’t have the time or energy this afternoon.
In any case, the effort would be wasted. You might as well try to explain the finer points of thermodynamics to a fucking dog.
April 14th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
So I’m guessing nobody at KSK has ever lived in North Carolina?
No, but I almost had to kick a cracka’s ass at Duke once…
April 14th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
North Carolina has waaaay more meth and incest. We have more to TN than Appalachia. Ask Dr. King…Dr. Peter King, that is
April 14th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
North Carolina voted for Obama in the last election.
April 14th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
North Carolina voted for Obama in the last election.
but how did they vote in the Nasty Fetish Tournament?
April 14th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Alright, fuck it:
Since someone else has already pointed to the statements of Stephens and the Mississippi declaration of secession, I’ll point to the others.
The South Carolina articles of secession started it off. Aside from nineteen separate references to slavery, Clayton’s absolutely right — there’s not a mention of slavery at all.
How about Georgia? Here are the very first two sentences of the state’s Declaration of the Causes of Secession: “The people of Georgia having dissolved their political connection with the Government of the United States of America, present to their confederates and the world the causes which have led to the separation. For the last ten years we have had numerous and serious causes of complaint against our non-slave-holding confederate States with reference to the subject of African slavery.”
Same goes for North Carolina, and on and on.
We all get that you’re a moron, Clayton. You can stop trying to prove it.
April 14th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Alright, fuck it:
Since someone else has already pointed to the statements of Stephens and the Mississippi declaration of secession, I’ll point to the others.
The South Carolina articles of secession started it off. Aside from nineteen separate references to slavery, Clayton’s absolutely right — there’s not a mention of slavery at all.
April 14th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
How about Georgia? Here are the very first two sentences of the state’s Declaration of the Causes of Secession: “The people of Georgia having dissolved their political connection with the Government of the United States of America, present to their confederates and the world the causes which have led to the separation. For the last ten years we have had numerous and serious causes of complaint against our non-slave-holding confederate States with reference to the subject of African slavery.”
April 14th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Same goes for North Carolina, and on and on.
We all get that you’re ignorant, Clayton. You can stop trying to prove it.
April 14th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Damn, thought that first one would be stuck in moderation for a while. Feel free to delete the duplicates, gay mafiosos. I’ve sidetracked the Painther Pride discussion enough already.
April 14th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
so…during the civil war, politicians in the south said it was about slavery
and politicians in the north said it was about preserving the Union
now that we’ve almost all figured out that slavery was some bullshit
politicians in the north say the civil war was about slavery
and politicians in the south say it was about “state’s rights” (right to treat other human beings like cattle?)
odds are these people didn’t give a fuck about slavery either way and still don’t
April 14th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
When did this become a civil war discussion?
You mean the War of Northern Aggression?
April 14th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
you know, i mean other than as a way to make a lot of money
which they did care about very much
April 14th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
I don’t give a damn about states’ rights. However, I strongly support the return of the practice of enslaving blacks. And Jews.
April 14th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I strongly support the return of the practice of enslaving blacks.
Finally somebody wants to talk about the NFL again!
April 14th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
And Jews.
Last time I checked, they weren’t enslaved, they were fucking torched. If you want to know the machinations behind it, go watch Conspiracy with Kenneth Branagh and Colin Firth?
April 14th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
@ Otto Man: I knew you wouldn’t stay away for long. Surprised you didn’t mention the quote from Ulysses S. Grant that Clayton cited, seeing as how, you know, Grant probably never actually said it.
Regardless, you have to have a certain appreciation for someone taking the handle of the black white supremacist from the Chappelle Show and using it to start a debate over the root causes of the Civil War
April 14th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
We were enslaved. By the Egyptians.
April 14th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Yeah, it was an easy bet. Stupidity is like a sore tooth I can’t stop touching.
I’d heard the Grant quote was fake, but didn’t have a link. Nice work.
Regardless, you have to have a certain appreciation for someone taking the handle of the black white supremacist from the Chappelle Show and using it to start a debate over the root causes of the Civil War
It’s a fitting handle — he’s blind, ignorant, and everyone’s laughing at him.
April 14th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Needs more “git somes!”
April 14th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
We were enslaved. By the Egyptians.
Sheesh, why you gotta be bringin’ up old shit?
April 14th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
A quick mention of the two panther cheerleaders in a Tampa bathroom stall wouldn’t hurt either.
/git some!
April 14th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Since history is written by the victor, your textbooks will tell you about how the war was against the evil institution of slavery. The only reason the North even mentioned slavery was to go ahead and polarize people against what was an unpopular war.
I mean hell, Southerners aren’t the only ones who kept and benefited from slaves.
But I ask you, how come southerners never burned any Yankee cities to the ground like what happened all through the south? No incursions into US territory were made, it was just a bunch of farmers and local militias trying to defend their homes from a well-funded, trained and organized aggressor, the US Government.
/lives in NC
//really wishes yankees would stay in their own states
///learn how to fucking drive
April 14th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
“go watch Conspiracy with Kenneth Branagh and Colin Firth”
or just watch the Final Solution films
motherfuckers were proud of what they were doing
you have to wonder what it would be like if they had YouTube in the antebellum south
VICIOUS SLAVE BEATING OMG!!! LOLZ
April 14th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
A quick mention of the two panther cheerleaders in a Tampa bathroom stall wouldn’t hurt either.
now there’s a source for some ‘painthur prahde’
April 14th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
No incursions into US territory were made, it was just a bunch of farmers and local militias trying to defend their homes from a well-funded, trained and organized aggressor, the US Government.
Very true. As we all know, Gettysburg PA was located on Southern soil.
April 14th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
@Otto Man While I agree that arguing with racist troglodytes has a certain charm, it’s like trying to have a reasonable argument with any kind of fundamentalists — it devolves into mental masturbation. Or, as the sign in my office says, “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group.”
April 14th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Every time that Bob Jr. and Eustice show up, a FlaWa starts.
Otto Man beat me to the examples, but god bless him for it. Unfortunately, fucktards don’t really like “facts” or “data.” Thems for liberals and democrats always tellin’ em what to do.
April 14th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
I just one upped you guys in your attempts to educate the ignorant by banging my head agnts wallll 70 tymes.
April 14th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
@ Rick Muscles
North Carolina voted for Obama in the last election.
Actually thats because of Mecklenburg (Charlotte) and Wake (Raleigh) Counties. Once you get outside of these two population centers, NC is as backwoods as it gets. Eric Robert Rudolph was seen by many in Western NC as a hero. Also, the election was really really close here.
@NTS
//really wishes yankees would stay in their own states
///learn how to fucking drive
Please, the local yokels are the ones who can’t drive. Just because they don’t use turn signals at the race track doesn’t mean the same rules apply on the highway.
April 14th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Thanks Otto Man et al for bringing actual logic to a discussion about why the south is mostly comprised of fucktards. Ain’t no wonder why they are part of dumbfuckistan.
/continues to fan the flames of the poflawa
//too busy and tired to argue with aforementioned crackas
April 14th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
It’s pronounced Care’lina.
And come on, bobby. Western NC isn’t all backwoods…have to have some clearings for all of these weed farmers.
/Asheville resident
April 14th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
@Pantherhands
Asheville is an oasis of hope in the dense wasteland of fuckery that is the South. A lot of tremendous weed found it’s way from the mountains to Clemson during my time in SC.
April 14th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
CAT POWER!
April 14th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Technically, Clayton is right. The Civil War was about state’s rights. In this case, about the right of the Federal Government to determine on a national basis whether certain policies were correct or not.
And if you think the Civil War was bad, wait until Obama legalizes gay marriage. Hoo boy, that’ll be fun.
April 14th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
In case you haven’t noticed, the North burned the South to the ground because you were a bunch of slave holding crackers that started a war with their government (by firing on United States troops) and refused to surrender peacefully. I’m sure that the Union would have been happy to sign a peace treaty except that the Confederacy was composed of a bunch of backwoods, guerilla zealots with more bullets than brain cells (which is to say not that many). You are proving this point by continuing to fight the immoral, losing battle 140 years later.
/wishes all PolFlaWas were so one-sided
April 14th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
@Bobby Steele
You are damn right about Eric Robert Rudolph. I have spent a considerable amount of time in his hometown of Andrews, NC over the years. I know many people who grew up with him. He is still considered a hero there.
April 14th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Everyone here knows that if that flag came in your favorite team’s color you’d buy it.
I totally agree that the hero worship for Rudolph is disgusting. When Rage Against The Machine did that “Free Eric Rudolph” concert and Paris, France named a street after him I couldn’t believe they’d idolize him like that. What fucktards.
And when the city of Chicago hired Rudolph to help author education reform in public schools and named him Citizen of the Year. He actually had the gall to to dedicate his first book to Sirhan Sirhan. What fucktards.
And the amount of money spent on items of clothing, jewelry and all kinds of other shit bearing his image. And his “Motorcycle Diaries” was made into a movie…What fucktards.
April 14th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
ugh… a shame South Carolina has to share this damn team with us… they’re the REAL backwards fucktard cousins that cause all this bullshit to be shoveled onto us North Carolinians
April 14th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Are you honestly comparing noted Professor Bill Ayres to Eric Rudolph? Seriously, fuck yourself sideways with a football.
April 14th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
@DPS
Q: You know how many people Eric Robert Rudolph murdered in cold blood?
A: Two. One more than Mumia, Ayers and Che combined.
I’ll see your three “leftists” and raise you three more stalwart, right-wing conservatives.
Timothy McVeigh murdered 168 people in the Oklahoma City bombing, including dozens of kids at a day care center, because he was upset with the Clinton administration’s actions in Waco
Richard Poplawski just two weeks ago killed three cops because he was scared “Obama was coming to get his guns.”
Jim Adkisson shot up a Knoxville church in 2008, wounding six and killing two because “he could not get to the leaders of the liberal movement that he would then target those that had voted them in to office.”
You want to try and make a false equivalence between the left and the right? Fuck you. The right has tons of conservative nutjobs who are willing to act on violence, the left only has the cartoon images in your pathetic little head.
(Here’s where you come back with a zinger about Ted Kennedy and Chappaquiddick. Go ahead. It’s your only move.)
April 14th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Even a cursory examination of antebellum history shows that the state’s rights argument was a crock of shit. Southerners were all too happy to wield the stick of the federal government when it suited their interests. See the Fugitive Slave Act. Also see Dred Scott.
Of course, the pattern is repeating itself today. The “love my country, fear my government” militia types of the Clinton years went on to cheerlead the worst police state excesses of the Bush administration. Of course, now that Obama’s back in the White House, it’s back to the hills, boys! Wolverines!
April 14th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
@Brian
Yeah, Rudolph murdered 2 people in cold blood. And injured 150 more that he was trying to kill. And Che Guevara? You think he only killed one guy? I guess if you don’t consider ordering firing squads to be killing.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:19 am
Correct me if I’m wrong here, but didn’t the states have the right to secede from the union if they felt their rights were being infringed upon by the federal government? Dirty ass yankee aggressors… the union was less justified in attacking the confederate states than the current U.S. was in attacking Iraq. Back in the pre-Civil War days, citizens had STATE pride… now nobody really gives a shit about what state they live in because a bunch of fucking yahoos (9 in particular WAY TOO MUCH so) in Washington D.C. decide their fates. Then if some California or Massachusetts libtard wins a court case there, everyone else has to worry about the same shit being imposed on their state. If the shit was working the way its supposed to, gay atheist baby-killing liberals could have their own states, gun-wielding bible-beating conservatives could have their own states, and more moderate tolerant folks could get along in their own states. Then again, we probably only follow about 25% of the Constitution anyways, so what’s the point of complaining?!?
April 15th, 2009 at 1:21 am
Correct me if I’m wrong here, but didn’t the states have the right to secede from the union if they felt their rights were being infringed upon by the federal government?
No. See Texas v. White.
Also, for all this talk about Yankee aggression, it was the Confederacy that fired the first shot.
April 15th, 2009 at 3:51 am
Funny enough, Rebel Yell, what you just described is Europe.
Way to be a foreigner, you cunt.
April 15th, 2009 at 4:04 am
How was it a civil war when it was fought between 2 separate countries? I have never understood this.
/European’d
April 15th, 2009 at 8:21 am
@Brian:
You don’t think Che killed anybody in cold blood? Are you really that ignorant? How much Che shit do you own? Got that RATM shirt with Che on it?
If you’re really wanting to talk about numbers, we can discuss the Murder’s Row of Socialists: Stalin, Hitler and Mao. Have you got a Mao purse like Cameron Diaz?
Pick up a fucking book sometime.
As far as the Civil War goes, every issue can be linked to slavery, whether politically or financially. The legality of secession is interesting in that if a state wasn’t allowed to leave the Union then an argument can be made that the United States should still be part of the UK like Canada…But thankfully war solved both of those issues.
April 15th, 2009 at 8:33 am
@DPS
Quick point out that they were all atheists too. Can’t let an opportunity to note that all liberal socialist atheists are really mass-murderers slip.
April 15th, 2009 at 8:38 am
If you’re really wanting to talk about numbers, we can discuss the Murder’s Row of Socialists: Stalin, Hitler and Mao.
Hitler was not a socialist, retard.
Yes, the full name of the Nazi Party was the National Socialist German Worker’s Party, but that’s because they were founded in the early 1920s when left-wing politics were all the rage in Germany. But the name doesn’t mean they were socialist anymore than the East Germany of the post-WWII era was a democracy because its name was the German Democratic Republic.
The Nazis were an authoritarian regime that worked in alliance with major corporations, using nationalistic and militarist rhetoric to win over Germans. One of Hitler’s first acts in May 1933 was to dissolve the trade unions and ban all “worker’s associations,” quickly followed by rounding up the leaders of the Communist Party and the Socialist Party (the real one) and putting them into concentration camps. In January 1934, the Nazis pushed through the “Regulation of National Labor” measure which destroyed all working-class organizing in the workplace and gave tremendous new power to business leaders.
Pick up a fucking book sometime.
Good advice. But you should try not only picking up a book, but actually reading it. Try Robert Paxton, Ian Kershaw, Mark Mazower, Tony Judt, and William Shirer for starters. The entire literature on Nazi Germany — excluding the shit put out by National Review editors, of course — will show you just how clueless you really are.
April 15th, 2009 at 8:39 am
Oh, and Stalin and Mao weren’t socialists, either. They were communists.
Seriously, go pick up some of those books. Have an adult help you sound out the multisyllabic words.
April 15th, 2009 at 8:44 am
WHY ARE YOU YELLING? BE FRIENDS!
April 15th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Is it safe yet?
April 15th, 2009 at 10:32 am
You guys are absolutely correct. It’s just as simple as it was when the teacher told you in 1st grade. Abraham Lincoln was a perfect human being who always thought that slavery was evil and therefore declared war on those evil southern slaveowners. Here ends the lesson. Thanks fellas!! It sure is nice to know that everything was so clear cut back then… & it sure would be nice if libbies who today see the actions of their country back then as morally superior and flawless would at least give their country the benefit of the doubt today.
/Revisionist history is fun!
April 15th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Can we agree on one thing around here? Philip Rivers is a dick? Can we just start with that and work our way towards some sort of unifed front against PK, Josh McDaniels, and dead animal sex?
April 15th, 2009 at 10:56 am
You guys are absolutely correct. It’s just as simple as it was when the teacher told you in 1st grade. Abraham Lincoln was a perfect human being who always thought that slavery was evil and therefore declared war on those evil southern slaveowners. Here ends the lesson. Thanks fellas!!
Hey fuckbrains — did any one here say that Lincoln was a saint? Did they?
You said the cause of the Civil War was not slavery. A bunch of people provided a bunch of evidence from the seceding states to show that, actually, yes, it was all about slavery. And your response is that Lincoln was a meanie.
Like someone else said — you’ve proven you’re a fucktard, no need to keep at it.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:05 am
it sure would be nice if libbies who today see the actions of their country back then as morally superior and flawless would at least give their country the benefit of the doubt today.
sorry, i couldn’t hear you over all the news reports about these “tea bagging” parties that conservatives are waging because they don’t give their country the benefit of the doubt today.
/why didn’t “tea bagging” have a spot in the fetish tourny?
April 15th, 2009 at 11:08 am
D_PS___
I’d like to solve the puzzle, Pat. Is it “DIPSHIT”?
April 15th, 2009 at 11:22 am
this is still going on?
fuckit, if they want to keep fighting the Civil War after all these years I’m perfectly happy to keep winning it
April 15th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Wow, what a bunch of faggots! Arguing over the motherfucking civil war and having an internetz fight over who can cut and paste the most from Wikipedia.
NC is great if you discount all of the ACC basketball fans that never even attended Duke, UNC, Wake, State, etc. Great weather, close to mountains and beaches, all that shit. Hilarious how all of you posters like to act like NC has the market cornered on overt racism. Guess none of you have been to NYC, Boston, Baltimore, L.A., etc., etc.
Oh, and to the asshole that thinks it’s not the transplants driving like shit here in Charlotte, wake up. Especially you motherfuckers from Ohio…figure out where the fuck you are going, speed up or get the fuck out of the way. You and your friends from SC too.
@Spatula – What sweet irony it is to find a Steelers fan with “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group.” posted in his office.
KSK – Weak parody. You did not Git r dun.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
KSK – Weak parody. You did not Git r dun.
Why don’t you go back to what you’re good at: Eating ass.
BTW, I know I’m a little late for this party, but I just wanted to say CAT-SCRATCH THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS
/Junebug’d
April 15th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
If you gonna bring Junebug into this, don’t forget Pee-nit (spelled ‘Peanut’)(as though anybody ever bothered to spell it out)(as though anybody named Peanut had friends who could spell)
April 15th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Can anyone ban these racist fuckers? You started the war, you lost the war, so please quit blaming others for you own failure.
P.S. The South will never rise again, and if you try we’ll just kick your asses again.
/ dick joke.