Comments on: KSK group post: NFL Twitter endorsements

By: Fred Smoot Hawley Tariff

Fred Smoot Hawley Tariff — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 06:22:53 +0000

TikiNBC: I am actually Ronde. Working out pure and hard with Meredith. 7:03 am from Today studios

RondeINT: @TikiNBC: I AM THE REAL RONDE.

By: The Kush

The Kush — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:28:18 +0000

Bill “I’m the real fucking Romo” Romanowski : When I get ready to spit in the faces of black players I don’t like, I sniff “krazy glue” it is the best glue to bring out all that phlem!

By: Bton Bears Fan

Bton Bears Fan — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:31:11 +0000

@ Monkey Business

I was surprised to see the Magic Bus reference as well.

By: Pacman's Bodyguard

Pacman's Bodyguard — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 05:50:11 +0000

2Barbarian4: JERRY GODDAMN JONES!! MARION BARBER DEMANDS A FRESH CROP OF YOUNG LINEBACKERS TO EAT EVERY TRAINING CAMP! DRAFT ACCORDINGLY YOU TURKEY-NECKED PIGFUCKER. @3:00 a.m. from the River Styx

Also, I had a Talladega flashback while reading the Peyton Manning post.

By: Pacman's Bodyguard

Pacman's Bodyguard — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 05:32:25 +0000

Lardi_Gras_Wade: Had maintenance flip the *eats oreo* door hinges today. Double-J hit himself *drinks large pitcher of buttermilk* right in the ol’ *belches* meat whistle. Blamed the Red-Headed (one-dimensional) offensive guru. *engulfs leg of lamb in amoeba-like fashion*. Good day, lofty day. @10:46 a.m. from (Hidden) Valley Ranch.

By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug

Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:55:59 +0000

ConcreteCyanide: Rohypnol, for the sorority slut that isn’t attracted to the Heisman

By: andy

andy — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:54:34 +0000

DonteStalin: Go to your local Jeep dealer to get official Mopar Brush Guards, perfect for mowing down pedestrians.

By: Cock Flashy

Cock Flashy — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:11:17 +0000

Following up on Gino’s Favre tweet:

Favre_4QB: You know what? On second thought, as much as I love to work the land, baron that I am, I think I want to go back out there and just have some fun playing football. But I’m not sure. I’ll schedule a press conference for next week and let you know. 7:09 from an undisclosed location in Boston that smells eerily similar to coffee-flavored water.

Nice job, Gino.

By: GoesTo11

GoesTo11 — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:53:53 +0000

@Gino: Cutlerfucker strikes me as more of a Morrissey guy.

By: Nate Newon's Van

Nate Newon's Van — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:41:45 +0000

Those were fantastically awesome!