Comments on: NECKBRONCO http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/neckbronco.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:13:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: orton blows http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/neckbronco.html/comment-page-2#comment-118118 orton blows Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:04:40 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13352#comment-118118 Orton will be better than Cutler? No mobility Orton? The dude with a bad ankle? He's going to pass it 600+ times and succeed? This is a great day for the Bears Orton will be better than Cutler?

No mobility Orton? The dude with a bad ankle? He’s going to pass it 600+ times and succeed?

This is a great day for the Bears

]]> By: NTS http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/neckbronco.html/comment-page-2#comment-118039 NTS Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:13:01 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13352#comment-118039 YOUUUU-AHHHH NAWT SERIOUS. *stretches neck from side to side* OURRR-AHH HEAD COACH IS NAWT GETTIN ENOUGH FOR OURR PLAY-AHHHHS YOUUUU-AHHHH NAWT SERIOUS. *stretches neck from side to side*

OURRR-AHH HEAD COACH IS NAWT GETTIN ENOUGH FOR OURR PLAY-AHHHHS

]]> By: f--k, otron http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/neckbronco.html/comment-page-2#comment-117954 f--k, otron Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:39:12 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13352#comment-117954 I told you all, fuck orton. Ive been saying it for the last year. I told you all, fuck orton. Ive been saying it for the last year.

]]> By: make it snow http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/neckbronco.html/comment-page-2#comment-117939 make it snow Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:12:14 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13352#comment-117939 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

]]> By: Vega http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/neckbronco.html/comment-page-2#comment-117919 Vega Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:24:29 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13352#comment-117919 eagerly waiting to hear Tommy the obnoxious boston fan's take on why the great d-bag belichick didnt get squat for cassell while his old assistant got a nechbeard, 2 first rounders, and a third for Cutler... eagerly waiting to hear Tommy the obnoxious boston fan’s take on why the great d-bag belichick didnt get squat for cassell while his old assistant got a nechbeard, 2 first rounders, and a third for Cutler…

]]> By: Impersonal Jesus http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/neckbronco.html/comment-page-2#comment-117880 Impersonal Jesus Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:46:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13352#comment-117880 Jesus fuck. The franchise QB gets traded, but no competent QB and not a single Top 10 draft pick in return. The corpse of Al Davis did perk up at the chance to finish 3rd in the AFC West now. We now have Chris Simms, Kyle Orton, 7 back-up caliber RBs, and absolutely no defense. Fucking great. Jesus fuck. The franchise QB gets traded, but no competent QB and not a single Top 10 draft pick in return. The corpse of Al Davis did perk up at the chance to finish 3rd in the AFC West now.

We now have Chris Simms, Kyle Orton, 7 back-up caliber RBs, and absolutely no defense. Fucking great.

]]> By: Needs More Cheerleaders http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/neckbronco.html/comment-page-2#comment-117875 Needs More Cheerleaders Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:43:30 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13352#comment-117875 So the first thing the Denver assclown did as coach is to get rid of a pretty decent quarterback and get saddled with the neckbeard. Yeah, that winning percentage is going to go up, boys, UP! What a moron. And all for what? For Matt Cassell? It'd been one thing if he had tried to trade for Tom Brady, but Matt Fucking Cassell? Best. Coach. Ever. So the first thing the Denver assclown did as coach is to get rid of a pretty decent quarterback and get saddled with the neckbeard.

Yeah, that winning percentage is going to go up, boys, UP!

What a moron. And all for what? For Matt Cassell? It’d been one thing if he had tried to trade for Tom Brady, but Matt Fucking Cassell?

Best. Coach. Ever.

]]> By: BigRedEd http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/neckbronco.html/comment-page-2#comment-117823 BigRedEd Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:59:01 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13352#comment-117823 I truly think that Orton will outperform Cutler in Denver. Specifically in the LoDo area, where he can drink unencumbered from that pesky insulin pump. Oh, Football? You guys are completely Fucked! I truly think that Orton will outperform Cutler in Denver. Specifically in the LoDo area, where he can drink unencumbered from that pesky insulin pump.

Oh, Football? You guys are completely Fucked!

]]> By: LaFavre's Next Retirement http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/neckbronco.html/comment-page-2#comment-117821 LaFavre's Next Retirement Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:54:07 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13352#comment-117821 Cutler, noted short bus rider, drunk, emo-sulker and diabeetus poster boy for 2 firsts, a 3rd and Orton. Cassel and Vrabel for a second. McDaniels and Pioli school Lovie and Bellicheat. Holy Shit am I pissed! /Dick Joke /Vag Joke /Anal Joke Cutler, noted short bus rider, drunk, emo-sulker and diabeetus poster boy for 2 firsts, a 3rd and Orton. Cassel and Vrabel for a second. McDaniels and Pioli school Lovie and Bellicheat. Holy Shit am I pissed!

/Dick Joke
/Vag Joke
/Anal Joke

]]> By: Rocco http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/neckbronco.html/comment-page-2#comment-117819 Rocco Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:48:20 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=13352#comment-117819 I just don't think the Marmalard-Neckbeard posts will be as good as Marmalard-Cutlerfucker. /limp dick joke I just don’t think the Marmalard-Neckbeard posts will be as good as Marmalard-Cutlerfucker.

/limp dick joke

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