NECKBRONCO
The Bears acquired quarterback Jay Cutler today for No. 1 draft picks in 2009 and 2010, a No. 3 pick this year and Kyle Orton, the Sun-Times has learned.
The Bears receive the Broncos’ fifth-round draft pick this year.
Cutler, 25, is coming off a Pro Bowl season with the Broncos, but he became disgruntled and wanted a trade after learning Denver was considering a deal for quarterback Matt Cassel.
That sound you heard was Brandon Marshall putting his hand through another TV.
Disgruntled Bronco fan? Vent here.
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Once again a Christmas Ape prognostication comes to pass!
He did go to the Jets, right?
/hangs head
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:41 pm
If you thought Cutler was sad now, just wait until he looks at who he has to throw to.
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:41 pm
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
We are trading one QB with a drinking problem for another
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Or Dan Snyder defenestrating Vinny Cerrato. I wish him well in his attempt to convince Jason Campbell that Snyder didn’t try his best to replace Campbell with Cutler.
No, I don’t. I am laughing my ass off. Snyder didn’t get the big name player he coveted, and he possibly pissed off his starting QB.
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:42 pm
I didn’t know the bears were even in the running
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Jay Cutler is the Sulk Cannon
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:45 pm
As dumb as the Broncos are for letting the situation explode, Orton will be a better QB with, y’know, actual receivers…and TWO (mid-to-high) first rounders? One of which will be a quarterback, no doubt?
In two years the Broncos will be at the top of the AFC west again.
God. Damn. It.
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:46 pm
so the same thing is gonna happen with campbell/washington that happened with cutler/denver?
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:46 pm
The AFC West welcomes the neckbeard with open arms.
I’m looking forward to the blame that Orton will get when the Donks go 2-14
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:52 pm
i cant wait to see what marmalard has to say about his new division foe.
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Good thing there aren’t any bars in Chicago.
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Don’t you get drunker at a higher altitude? God, the neckbeard pictures will never cease.
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:58 pm
As a Packers fan I love this! Thank you Bears!
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:58 pm
@ punchrockgroin:
and 2-0 against the Raiders
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:59 pm
I, for one, welcome our new neckbearded overlord. Although I doubt he’ll make for as spirited of a nemesis for the dreaded Marmalard. Mostly because he’ll be passed out in an alley somewhere.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:04 pm
kill me
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:06 pm
You know what? I read it here first. Incredible speed, this site is showing…
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:08 pm
“Disgruntled Bronco fan?”
Nope. Disgruntled Jets fan. THANKS FOR THE JINX, APE!
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Kyle Orton going to the state that contains Coors, Inc. It’s like E.T. going back to the mothership.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:10 pm
i see this ending in a similar fashion to kobes stay in colorado
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:13 pm
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I hope Campbell shoves it down Danny’s throat this year.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:14 pm
So we can add the Bears front office to the fifteen or so who think they’re the proverbial “one piece away”? How cute.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:17 pm
wow, Bears got ripped off.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Well, good to know who Woodson will be getting a pick six against first game of the season.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Do you suppose the Bears at least got a wrap-around?
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:24 pm
TK just said the Bears are an instant Super Bowl contender, what a joke. Orton will have a better year than Cutler next year, the Bears got screwed on this one.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Things are gonna turn for the worse, you have to imagine, when Orton discovers Stranahans…
Or the fact that the major of Denver once ran the Wynkoop brewery. Or the Great American Beer festival. Or the ridiculously numerous and excellent microbrews. Or the fact that everyone in this god damned city is alcoholic beyond belief.
Yeah, this is going to go well.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:26 pm
The Broncos would do better with Randy Orton at QB. At least he can punt the officials in the head when they make a bad call.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:29 pm
2009 fantasy team name, with apologies to the Chili Peppers: Blood Sugar > Sex Cannon
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I love that the only people excited are fans of teams that are not involved.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Fantasy Football Team Names, and….go
Blood Sugar > Sex Cannon
(with apologies to RHCP)
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Da Blues
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:36 pm
4-12 beers
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Oh that’s good.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:40 pm
so the same thing is gonna happen with campbell/washington that happened with cutler/denver?
Jason Campbell, besides being a pretty good quarterback, is also an actual mature adult, so I don’t think he’ll go into pouty whiny spoiled brat mode. He was on ESPN radio talking about how “he knows the NFL is a business,” so he’ll be fine.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Well it’s not like the Bears are going to need those first round picks for functional receivers. Or replacing their old defense. Great job.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Sharper Image 2-in-1 Glucose/BAC Monitor
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:46 pm
To bad Orton can not throw the ball more than 30 yards.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:51 pm
I’m totally getting a Chicago Jersey that says “DIABEETUS”
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Had the Bears done this when they only needed a quarterback other than the Cum Slinger to win a championship, this would have been a great trade.
Now that the Bears have lost any talented wide receiver they had, their defense is aging, and their offensive line decided it wanted to suck, this kind of trade is short sighted and foolish.
Hear that noise? That’s the sound of celebration from Green Bay… And that noise was everyone collapsing with myocardial infarctions because their hearts couldn’t handle the stress.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Kyle Orton going to the state that contains Coors, Inc.
Imagine if he went to a state that produced beer.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Kyle Orton couldn’t beat out Brian Griese half the time in Chicago, now he’s going to the city that ran Griese out of town.
Chris Simms, the backup, once inspired so little confidence in Tampa that the Bucs tried to acquire Jake Plummer, the next guy Denver ran out of town.
When Jay Cutler ends up in Arizona in 2012, the circle will be complete.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:57 pm
However, it must be noted that the last time Denver had such a glorious beard at QB, they were a contender.
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:00 pm
@ BQC:
In Wisconsin, we’re celebrating.
In Minnesota and Michigan, everyone is crying while jamming Little Debbie’s down their throats in a sad attempt to drown their sorrow.
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Looking forward to first game when Cutler is booed off the field and found cutting himself in the shower.
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:18 pm
LOLZ, Chicago!
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:20 pm
I’m mad pissed about it, but if you trade someone for more value than when you lose him after the franchise tag is put on a guy, I guess i’m ok—-
fuck that mcdaniels you’re the worst thing that ever happen to the broncos
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Cassell only netted a 2nd round pick, and Cutler gets the Broncos a starting qb(sort of), 2 first rounders, and a number 3? Jesus Christ something is wrong with that. At this pace, the Browns will trade D.A. and get like 7 first rounders and Adrien Peterson…i hope.
/poop joke.
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:23 pm
@ Otto Man:
Imagine if he went to a state that produced beer.
Look who isn’t familiar with the microbreweries in Colorado.
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Trade is a-ok with me (almost Herschel Walker-esque), but I still hate Josh McDipshit until further notice.
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Look who isn’t familiar with the microbreweries in Colorado.
Please. That was a joke about Coors, not Colorado.
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:30 pm
TODD HALEY FINDS THIS DISPLAY OF HEAD-COACHING BALLS SO IMPRESSIVE HE’S CONSIDERING NODDING OVER IN JOSH MCDANIELS’ GENERAL DIRECTION
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Yeah, this was a good trade. And Kyle Orton had a beard.
/Kyle Orton DID have a beard!
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Two words:
Drunken Skiing
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Chances that Anon and Jason Campbell M’m m’m 8-8 came up with the same joke at once: not that great.
Chances that they are borrowing from the same material: pretty high.
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:55 pm
I hear Wilco’s “shot in the arm” playing in the background.
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:55 pm
TDub: But it IS kind of funny.
One wonders where the Sex Cannon will land in free agency. Hopefully somewhere with a supple and fertile female population.
April 2nd, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Porky1,
Agreed, I think whoever came up with that joke first on some other site is pretty damned clever.
April 2nd, 2009 at 8:06 pm
FInally I will see a real quarterback in Chicago (Sex Cannon blips on the radar withstanding)
/looks at receiving core
Ah Fuck well maybe Earl Bennett but they will probably pick someone else up also but I was still so excited i threw my monitor across the room at work today
April 2nd, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Cassell only netted a 2nd round pick, and Cutler gets the Broncos a starting qb(sort of), 2 first rounders, and a number 3? Jesus Christ something is wrong with that.
Once you understand that Cutler is better than Cassel, not really.
April 2nd, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Fuck me in the goddamn goat-ass, Kyle Orton? That’s going to be our QB? Cutler was the first decent QB in Denver since Elway, and we traded him for another mediocrity. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
April 2nd, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Does the elevation in Denver affect forward passes? Because that could positively (or negatively) affect Orton’s already pathetic limp noodle arm…
I wonder how the fans of the Neckbeard Nation will receive their messiah when he’s not completing 75% of his passes on dump-offs to Matt Forte? Who the hell is the HB in Denver these days anyhow?
Royal and Marshall – prepare to be underthrown on a weekly basis!
April 2nd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Chicago is celebrating. Denver is mourning, and as a Colts fan I can say with nearly 100% certainty that Bill Polian is not drafting a quarterback in the first round. However, now that I’ve said that, he’s going to do exactly that. Or turn that 1st round pick into like 2 2nds, 3 3rds, and a 5th and will somehow come up with 4 serviceable starters.
/The Colts are the most boring team in the world from February to September
April 2nd, 2009 at 9:24 pm
I know, right. For once, why can’t -MY- team do something exciting and reckless!
/trading for Winslow was a start
April 2nd, 2009 at 9:24 pm
the bears just dug themselves an even larger hole… they lost all hope of getting a quality receiver. and by the time they do get one. cutler will be begging for another trade.
broncos on the other hand lucked out. Now if they want can pick up a QB this year or next in the first round, and some weapons to help him out.
Bears are looking too short term. They may pull off a divisional championship, but that is because the division is weak and in a few year will wonder why on earth they lost the opportunity to score some play makers.
April 2nd, 2009 at 9:28 pm
i am a 26 year old bear fan. the best qb i can remember is erik goddamn kramer, a detroit reject. jim mcmahon was just a guy in sunglasses.
we gave away the farm for this guy, but i could not be happier. we miss on our first round picks more than I care to think about, and neckbeard was not the answer. for the first time in my life i can say my team has the best qb in the division (not saying much, I know, but feels FANTASTIC nonetheless). getting cutler along with signing orlando pace gives a serviceable offensive line, we have two solid tight ends (one with enough speed to run the seam), a speed wr, and forte out of the backfield. this actually sounds like a real offense. i’m about to piss myself I’m so excited. imagine what our old-ass defense will be able to do when they don’t have to take 70% of the snaps during the game.
and this is the perfect place for cutler. our expectations of a qb are so low from 2 decades of ineptitude that as long as he doesn’t fumble that center-exchange regularly we’ll think he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
with how weak the NFC north is, is minnesota had landed this guy. we would have been fucked for the next decade. now we at least have a snowball’s chance in hell. yes virginia, we have a qb.
April 2nd, 2009 at 9:34 pm
You’ve got to see Peter King’s article on si about the trade, pure King…pure clutch, way to go BRONCOS
April 2nd, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Jerry Angelo can’t draft in the first round anyways, so not that big of a lost. Plus, they had two 3rd round picks, so they will still draft that round. It’s not like the Bears can’t find a good receiver in the middle rounds. Good quarterbacks make good receivers, not the other way around. Am I missing something? Oh yea…
/dick joke
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:00 pm
@intramural 6th man award
Saying you have the best QB in the NFC North is like winning the Special Olympics. Yes, you won, but you’re still competing against a bunch of retards, and you yourself are retarded.
If anything, Chicago is the WORST place for Cutler. Pace will miss at least 6 games. Hester will continue to have brick hands. And Matt Forte’s legs will fall off sometime in November after his 537th carry of the season. Cutler will demand that they fill one of the coolers with Old Style by the end of September. I’m not sure that the bar can be set any lower than “Chicago QB”, other than “Detroit Franchise”, but this, like the first time I made love, will only end in tears, recrimination, and a restraining order.
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:06 pm
jmc, you’re hilarious. Do you think that the Bears missed out on “a quality receiver?” How so? When was the last time the Bears drafted “a quality reveiver?” Or was this to be the YEAR they actually do? Let’s see…were you hoping for another David Terrell in the first round?!
The Bears have scrubs at WR right now, but Cutler makes them better. And FA receivers are more likely to be lured to a team with a QB who completes passes, not throws up lame ducks like Neckbeard.
You say the Bears are looking “too short term;” what does that mean? What do you think Orton was besides “short term.” He was a fucking stopgap in a QB history of stopgaps. There’s a reason Orton was buried behind Griese & Grossman, and not due to a conspiracy. It’s because he sucks. Only in Chicago could a certifiable career backup be given a starting job. Jay Cutler answers the QB position for a reasonable amount of time; now build around his talent.
Finally, you say the Broncos “lucked out?” How? They just erased their entire offensive chemistry. You think Royal and Marshall are feeling good right about now? They just lost a 4500+ yard passer for scrap heap players in Orton and Simms, who will have a duel of ineptitude to see which one is better. Add in the Broncos abysmal running game, porous defense, and the entire team in suddenly in COMPLETE rebuild mode.
jmc is a dolt. Probably has a Kyle Orton jersey too…
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Must agree. NFC north is pretty worthless. Regardless, the winner of this division will be bounced out in the first round like a midget in a heavyweight fight. But if Chi-town is happy with their crying qb. then let them be happy, in 5 years they will look back, and wonder why they can win a game. Because their aging defense will be washed up in two years, their 6ft and under club receiving core cant beat a defense, and forte will end up injured after attempting to carry it over 600 times.
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:35 pm
@monkey
i guess we will have to encourage our pro bowl qb (god that feels good) to not fraternize with the rest of the short bus qbs in our division, though i wouldn’t put rodgers in that group. the point is we won’t have to run forte into the ground now that we can actually throw an out pass or try a completion over 20 yards. i never said that chicago was the best place for cutler, talent-wise it is obviously minneapolis, but we are a perfect fit for each other. a fanbase dying for a qb to love and a qb that needs to be coddled. the reason its such a good place for cutler is that our bar IS so low. if he can mange to walk and chew gum we will worship the ground he walks on.
there was never a need for a wr, because we haven’t had a qb that could get anyone the ball. cart before the horse. we could have had rice in his prime and it wouldn’t have made a shit bit of difference over the last decade because our qbs were shit and wouldn’t have been able to get him the ball. this is a great move for the bears as long as cutler’s talent wasn’t all smoke and mirrors, and i don’t believe it was.
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Colts suck! Peyton Manning has a fetus head!
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:49 pm
@monkey
i just read back and saw that you are a colts fan. no wonder you are down on this trade. you have a functional front office that can actually draft in the top ten (curtis ennis and cedric benson anyone?) and one of the best qb’s to ever pick up the ball. the bears are the antithesis of the colts. there is no way you can understand what it has been like to see one abortion of a qb after another line up under center year after year for my ENTIRE SENTIENT LIFE. even if we go 0-16, i wouldn’t be really chaffed because the bears actually tried something logical to get better. i’ll just get a little jock itch.
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Being proud of winning the NFC North is like being proud to be the tallest midget in the carnival. Oh yeah, looks like McDaniel is the next in a long line of former N.E. coordinators to fall flat on his ass as a HC.
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Best suggestion of what to do with my Cutler jersey gets pics taken and posted on the internet.
/drunk
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Orton in Colorado has Dante Stallworth written all over it.
Too soon?
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:25 pm
All Hail the NFC North! The Mighty Black ‘N’ Blue Division!
Guh. It’s the NFL’s JV Division, but at least it’s getting talked about.
-Skål Vikings! You incompetent, retard chimps. Find a new way to shit the bed in a big game, assholes.
-Fuck you in the fat pants with a bratwurst, Packers.
-Bear Down on more ill-advised trades and mediocrity at QB, Chicago!
-Thank you for two free wins every year, Lions. They really help.
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:54 pm
@TPT and all the others hating on the NFC north
up here in the frozen wasteland of america we know that its been a down few years, but you dance with who you came with, we can’t all be pittsburgh fans . arizona proved, once again, last year that ANYONE can get hot at the right time and make a run as long as they are at the dance. NFC North would take the AFC and NFC west any day of the week now. we aren’t anyone’s weak sister.
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:14 am
All the microbrews in Colorado just became macrobrews. Eh? EH???
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:39 am
So, if the NFC North is the NFL’s JV division, what does that make the AFC West?
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:52 am
@ intramural 6th man award
As a Vikings fan, I’m cool with the way the NFC North is right now. I only have to worry about the Bears and Packers every season. And every year my guys can stumble ass-backwards into a home playoff game and also can THEORETICALLY make a big run.
Oh, and fuck the Packers.
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:01 am
So, if the NFC North is the NFL’s JV division, what does that make the AFC West?
The AFC West is the NFL’s Special Ed. Division.
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:05 am
This is all Tom Brady’s knee’s fault.
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:12 am
btw.. even with the Cutler trade to CHI, Aaron Rodgers is the best QB in the NFC north… this may not be a popular opinion but once Jay realizes he’s throwing to Devin Hester instead of Brandon Marshall, we will see how efficient he is.. Sorry to bring up reality.. Also, Kyle Orton throwing to Brandon Marshall, Eddie Royal, and perhaps Tony Schefller is actually really intriguing.. plus they got 2 first round picks?! wow…
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:35 am
john daniel’s & coke?! sheeeeit negro, that’s all you had to say.
no wonder the asshole’s a stupid drunk. he’s putting his adult beverages on a TGV across his blood-brain barrier. any serious drinker knows you never mix your preferred liquor with a sweet mixer – especially a carbonated one. doing so guarantees two things: 1) admittedly, you’ll get drunker faster, but 2) you’ll be hung over a shitload worse because those sugar molecules do a goddam vulcan mind-meld with your brain cells.
2 fixes: first, don’t drink a liquor that’s better used for cleaning combustion engine parts. John Daniel’s is the gunk degreaser of high-octane beverages; fortunately, it doesn’t have the ozone-depleting qualities of its congenital cousin. asshole’s better off with something double-distilled (scotch whisky) or, better yet, triple distilled (irish whisky); second, for the love of all that’s holy, only drink it on the rocks with a splash of water. it tastes better, you won’t wind up projectile vomiting on the young hotness you had planned on defiling seven ways from sunday, and you’ll skate any traffic stop you might encounter (once you have your sea legs under you; til then, use all that fuckin disposable income to hire a driver to obviate the threat and impress said young hotness).
i’m just sayin…
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:54 am
Kyle K – you meant “Kyle Orton UNDERthrowing to Brandon Marshall, Eddie Royal, and perhaps Tony Scheffler”
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:08 am
As a Chargers fan, I also welcome his Neckbeardness to the division. Go ahead and pencil the bolts in for another division title. Say what you want about the AFC West, but just ask Monkey Business how it felt to meet the special ed. division winner in the playoffs the last two years.
/don’t ask Ape.
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:11 am
Also, the Bears didn’t give up shit in this trade – they got rid of 2 FIRST round draft picks that they would have wasted, a 3rd round pick (probably the most valuable, since that is where Angelo usually finds impact players), and a drunken noodle arm QB with a neckbeard.
Cutler is an established player who was rightfully sought after by up to 10 teams.
The Broncos got a couple of 1st round picks that may equate to nothing…I mean, the Lions also stockpiled a bunch of 1st round picks, and how did that turn out?
I’d take the established (and young) NFL player any day…
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:41 am
No sympathy for Culter whatsoever. The Broncos are better off without him, even if Orton sucks.
April 3rd, 2009 at 3:12 am
@ Mouth Eyes
Good quarterbacks make good receivers, not the other way around.
Tell that to Randy Moss
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:13 am
@troy lolamalu
agree. look at brady first few season. but a good qb wont help the disaster that is Chi-Town receiving corp.
an arena receiver, average TE, and hester (if he was meant to be a WR you think miami would have seen it and tried it.)
April 3rd, 2009 at 5:05 am
Obviously you haven’t been paying attention to the Bear’s first round picks lately.
April 3rd, 2009 at 5:45 am
Josh McDaniels, I know Bill Belichick.
I’ve seen Bill Belichick cheat his way to 3 Super Bowl victories. I’ve seen Bill Belichick develop a flagging organization into one of the models in Pro Football. I’ve seen Bill Belichick spawn countless assistant coaches from his coaching lineage only to watch them fail miserably. I’ve seen Bill Belichick squire and nail cougary MILFs from Gloucester to Beverly Hills.
You, Josh McDaniels, are no Bill Belichick.
April 3rd, 2009 at 8:43 am
The media is so bullshit. Orton is like the little engine that couldn’t. How is this short term? That’s a ridiculous comment. No matter how Culter does THIS season, it is going to be so satisfying to see the Broncos scrabbling for a new quarterback after the forth game. The wide spread delusion is unbelievable. This is one of the greatest days in Bears history. The reason people don’t like Cutler is because ESPN is actually 24 hour soap opera channel and wishes talent was based on perfect manners. The whole city of Denver is going to grow a neckbeard during this season. Congrats.
April 3rd, 2009 at 8:51 am
What’s the over/under on the number of games before Brandon Marshall Bobby Boucher’s Josh McDaniels? After he returns from his next suspension, of course.
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:00 am
This may sound OUT there…but..Broncos pick up M VICK! I know can you believe I went there either. Think about it.
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:18 am
Those saying the NFC North is the JV of the NFC are missing one thing…2 of the last 3 years the NFC North has had a representative in the NFC Championship game. I’d say that’s pretty good for a JV division.
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:58 am
Not only can Joaquin Phoenix rap, but he can also play some QB. Who knew?
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:18 am
@ DC, well done.
Viva Neckbeard, he’ll have a better season, statistically and record, than Emo Bear.
http://chicago.metblogs.com/archives/images/2006/05/emo_bear.JPG
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:24 am
The worst part of this whole thing is that the Broncos will end up with Mark Sanchez instead of drafting quality defensive players. FUCK!
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:45 am
Len Pasquarelli: “It makes no sense at this point to assign blame for the current ugly situation surrounding the Broncos. With the trade completed, it’s up to the pundits to weigh in on whether coach Josh McDaniels or Cutler was more responsible. There is plenty of culpability to be shared by those men and others.”
Uh, Len, aren’t you technically a pundit? Also, it makes no sense to assign blame, but then you assign that task to someone else. I can see why you’re tight with the King.
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:48 am
I just don’t think the Marmalard-Neckbeard posts will be as good as Marmalard-Cutlerfucker.
/limp dick joke
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:54 am
Cutler, noted short bus rider, drunk, emo-sulker and diabeetus poster boy for 2 firsts, a 3rd and Orton. Cassel and Vrabel for a second. McDaniels and Pioli school Lovie and Bellicheat. Holy Shit am I pissed!
/Dick Joke
/Vag Joke
/Anal Joke
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:59 am
I truly think that Orton will outperform Cutler in Denver. Specifically in the LoDo area, where he can drink unencumbered from that pesky insulin pump.
Oh, Football? You guys are completely Fucked!
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:43 am
So the first thing the Denver assclown did as coach is to get rid of a pretty decent quarterback and get saddled with the neckbeard.
Yeah, that winning percentage is going to go up, boys, UP!
What a moron. And all for what? For Matt Cassell? It’d been one thing if he had tried to trade for Tom Brady, but Matt Fucking Cassell?
Best. Coach. Ever.
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:46 am
Jesus fuck. The franchise QB gets traded, but no competent QB and not a single Top 10 draft pick in return. The corpse of Al Davis did perk up at the chance to finish 3rd in the AFC West now.
We now have Chris Simms, Kyle Orton, 7 back-up caliber RBs, and absolutely no defense. Fucking great.
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:24 pm
eagerly waiting to hear Tommy the obnoxious boston fan’s take on why the great d-bag belichick didnt get squat for cassell while his old assistant got a nechbeard, 2 first rounders, and a third for Cutler…
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:12 pm
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I told you all, fuck orton. Ive been saying it for the last year.
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:13 pm
YOUUUU-AHHHH NAWT SERIOUS. *stretches neck from side to side*
OURRR-AHH HEAD COACH IS NAWT GETTIN ENOUGH FOR OURR PLAY-AHHHHS
April 4th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Orton will be better than Cutler?
No mobility Orton? The dude with a bad ankle? He’s going to pass it 600+ times and succeed?
This is a great day for the Bears