In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament. We’ve finally reached the Round of Four, with the other tourney semifinal hosted at Punte’s site. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.
1. Necrobestiality
Literal Meaning: “When a gentleman engages in sexual congress with a corpse of a departed animal friend.”
Wiki says: Apparently preferable to Pedonecrobestiality.
Notable Advocates: Brian Eno, Brentson Buckner, Gordon Brown
13. Stoma fucking
Literal Meaning: “One who fantasizes about penetrating a surgically creating orifice, either in the in the colon or the esophagus.”
ExStomaChick says: DON’T GET ANY IDEAS!
Notable Advocates: Reuben Droughns, Tom Leykis, Gabriel Byrne
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Beastiality vs. Necrobestiality will be the lamest final ever. There should be rules against this sort of stuff.
Jon: Here’s the bracket filled out through a week ago. I’ll do a wrapped up version after the title game.
Is there somewhere with the bracket filled out completely with the winners, my friends and I have a bet going and I don’t want to do the work to look up each game
It is close, but NMC is totally right. Dead is dead. And animals are animals. Put them together and it beats stoma fucking, no doubt.
/was embarassingly excited to return from class to vote for this
I really tried for a couple of minutes to make the argument for the argument. But no. It’s just not there. Necrobeastiality in a walk.
Here it is. The semi-finals to end all semi-finals. Fuck the NCAA bracket, this is where the party’s at.
After long, careful consideration, I’d say that fucking something that’s DEAD is still more disgusting than sticking your dick in a hole in a warm body. But just barely.
and here it is in real life…
http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/1127306.html
I can’t help but imagine the absolute horror that whoever is doing the picture searching for this tournament has had to go through. I mean, you almost have to have your safe filters off, and who knows what else that may bring up. I could never look at enough puppies to get those images burned out of my retinas.
This whole tournament has been a test, like a vision quest. You have taken us to dark places; you have shown us things we would never see on our own. And we have learned. We have learned what darkness lurks in our fellow man (and the Romanian hooker he must engage because there’s no way his wife is doing this shit), our fellow commenters (I’m looking at you, CVE), and ourselves. The journey hasn’t been pleasant, but it was worth it to know that we made it through in piece.
That deer (moose?) looks like it’s enjoying itself.
Another use for the term “neckgina.”
/KSK Word of the week > PKWOTW
I’m downright impressed that you guys stuck to it and went all the way through with this endeavour. That said, please never do it again.
I’ll only fuck a cow, if it’s medium.
I genuinely feel for the ex-stoma chick. It’s so hard to worry about being the target of uninvited fetishes. Sometimes I worry that guys only want to have sex with me because I’m absurdly attractive :(
Why is Gabriel Byrne a fan? That made me laugh. What an overunderrated actor. Right? One of those guys that is awesome in awful ways
How the hell did stoma fucking get this far?
Leykis? You’ll love us (neck style).
LETS GO STOMA!!!!