In an obviously misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament. We’ve finally reached the Round of Four, with the other tourney semifinal hosted at Punte’s site. Remember, you’re voting for what you consider the more nasty fetish.

1. Necrobestiality

Literal Meaning: “When a gentleman engages in sexual congress with a corpse of a departed animal friend.”

Wiki says: Apparently preferable to Pedonecrobestiality.

Notable Advocates: Brian Eno, Brentson Buckner, Gordon Brown

13. Stoma fucking

Literal Meaning: “One who fantasizes about penetrating a surgically creating orifice, either in the in the colon or the esophagus.”

ExStomaChick says: DON’T GET ANY IDEAS!

Notable Advocates: Reuben Droughns, Tom Leykis, Gabriel Byrne