It’s official. Necrobeastiality is the nastiest. Many thanks again to Mamacita and El Duke’ for helping to host the tournament. And huge ups to Ape for volunteering to do the other half of the brackets. Couldn’t have done it without you, sir. And now suddenly I want to soak my face in poop.
Now tell us how much you hated the tournament in the comments! Because we actually value your opinions!
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Necrobestiality deserved it. But Ill be damned if stoma fucking isn’t right behind it.
Necrobeastiality is a great champion. But Stoma should have been in the other half of the draw. Would have been a fantastic final.
HOW DID NUNS NOT WIN THIS? Anything with people that are actually alive should have been a shoe-in.
Your Allstate Most Outstanding Player is DeZombie Ibex
I can browse KSK at the school library again without worrying about someone walking up behind me and seeing a dead dog. Wait, they’ll still see boobs.
It’s not often that the most powerful team wins in a single elimination tournament, but I think we have a legitimate champion. I can now view the homepage (semi) safely again; it’s at once relieving and anti-climatic.
my place of employment is now finally letting me on this site again, after blocking it right in the middle of the tourney. Thank goodness!
Necrobeastiality even makes me seek.
Stay tuned for KSK’s Nasty Fetish NIT. I think Brand-Specific Vending Machine Rape will take it this year.
I still say Stoma Fucking got robbed. Just like the Cardinals losing the Superbowl….Vegas was in on the fix.
Greg Easterbrook saw Necrobeastiality play for 3 minutes, then wrote “Game Over” in his notebook.
Then he fucked his dead dog.
Fuck, I hate that asswipe.
This just goes to show that the playoff system is one big crapshoot.
I still think Cockoulding got robbed, had to wait til late at night so the kids wouldn’t see that shit.
Great stuff. I personally found it hilarious, and I think another one with different topics would be great to fill the gap in the NFL offseason.
Why not a 32/64 tourney of superpowers, or most fucked up country competition, or porn site playoffs?.
@ Rock, CVE: Mulvoy gave Zim his ID. Mulvoy gave me my chance.
At least now we know who to blame for PK’s shit-stain of a career. Mark Mulvoy should DIAF
@ Rock
Drew will have a field day over the Sibling Rivalry bit. Oh, Peter King, you sly dog!
@miamidiesel
Yeah, PK has given Drew some juicy low-hanging fruit today. I can’t wait.
please never do this bracket again.
Its almost noon and this is the only thing that’s been posted so far. How about you homos pull out your butt plugs and get your asses in gear? The world’s worst lattephant has had a column posted for hours now that has yet to be properly shredded…
/dying for KSK-fix
//needs to get through day
So does that mean that Necro-Beastiality gets to take on the winner of last years mascot death tournament?
Wait, was there a winner of last years tournament or are the ballots still being counted?
Cool, I can start reading the site again now.
/solid substitute when no woman available to shit on
fortunately, that’s a condition that rarely exists
So, is Necro-Beastiality heading the Disneyland?
All I can say is I can finally (maybe) get back to browsing KSK at work and not worry about the company internet police showing up when they see a cached graphic of japanese scat fetish girl on the proxy server…seriously, this was entertaining, gross, and kept me on my toes (bossbuttonbossbutton!!) – but can we get back to some football?
FIX YO’ POSTS!
At least I can still say heck-yes to bestiality and this thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K7aY-_b9sk&NR=1
Dementia at its best….Well done….Now name the NFL player or coach most likely to engage in necro.
/votes for Osi
/solid substitute when no woman available to shit on
Naked whale guy pushed necro over the top.
That’s all I can think of when I think of necrobestiality. Rock star.
I honestly believed i would never grow weary of laughing at the crazy shit people do to get off.
I’ve been wrong before.
/still thinks that stoma- got robbed, just because it probably leads to lots of helpless old people getting raped. “yeah, her pussy’s all dried up, but look at that”
/letting it go…
It was like a train wreck, you couldn’t look away. I found myself looking for websites to log onto to vote. Oh, the dirt.
Great fun!
Yeah, the shark was jumped on this one.
/then humped
//after it was dead.
I think Necrobestiality won the Sweet Science 16 as well
For the first time, this site makes me feel dirty.
@ David West Pouts:
That’s not fair, sir. The makers of New Coke enjoyed this tourney as well.
Thought this was a great tournament. Look forward to this annually but with different topics of course. I think next should be best sex position or best alcohol. Just a thought…
The Masters runners-up should receive blazers made out of that goat’s hide. After Cabrera gets done humping the stink out of it.
It’s over? Thank you, Jesus.
The idea people behind ESPN’s “Who’s More Now?” were the only ones who thought this was a good idea.
Back to the regularly scheduled Peter King, Hines Ward, and Bahhhstan Payyytreeuts updates.
/I hope.
it was necro-beastiality’s tournament to lose.
i’ll be totally honest, i actually followed this tourney a lot closer than i did the actual NCAA tourney. does that make me a bad sports fan?
LOL…. Nice.
Some poor village in Costa Rica just got their shipment of “Beastiality – 2009 Nasty Fetish Tournament Champions” hats, t-shirts and sweatshirts.
They’re the perfect compliment to the 19-0 shipment they got a year ago.
Listen to this message from November ’08 Necrobeastiality left on my cel phone . . .
I missed the upsets over Feco and Stoma…not saying I’m upset about that…just sayin’
Don’t act like you don’t care what we think. You’re our clowns.
Where was the One Shining Moment portion of the tourney?
Necro is the Wooden Era UCLA of this tourney.
If this was run by the BCS, Stoma Fucking would’ve won.
Have you ever seen my daughter partake in necrobeastiality? I feel bad for the animal.
I’ll only recognize necrobeastality as champion when it gives me free coffee at whatever hour I specify.
Necrobeastiality defines clutch.
I’m still convinced Scat would’ve won out if the pictures hadn’t gone PG-13 on us, but I can’t complain. Necrobestiality is a good winner. Lofty winner.
That’s a good champion. A solid winner.
You can X out her eyes all you want, but I’d recognize the goat-faced whorishness of Kim Kardashian anywhere.