Minor Holidays That Don’t Get You Off Work: 4/20 vs. Patriots’ Day: WHO YA GOT?
Rival minor holidays share space on this dreary Monday, what with stoners and Massholes (there’s room for some overlap, that would at least serve to explain the team logo hodgepodge tattoo) each having relative moments of significance to observe. Is it 26 feet of subs or 26.2 miles of arduous running. The choice is clear. WHO YA GOT?
4/20______________________Patriots’ Day
Meaning
A symbol of marijuana culture supposedly marking a ritual some high school students had for getting high in the ’70s_________________Anniversary of the Battles of Lexington and Concord
Proponents
Like half the country, but really Ookie and Santonio________________Dickbag Bahstonians
Preferred narcotic
An icky noted for stickiness__________________A dozen fackin Twisted Teas
Events marking the day
High Times beauty pageant, lots of Crank 2 screenings_____________________Boston Marathon
Finishing Move
Writing impassioned jeremiads about Comic Sans___Transferring supposed lifetime allegiance from foundering Celtics to Bruins
Tags: massholes, weed, who ya got?, xmas ape
April 20th, 2009 at 10:34 am
This is going to be fackin lopsided. THE BATTLES OF LEXINGTON AND CONCAAAHHHHD TURNED THE TIDES OF THE REVOLUTIONARY WAH!! NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!
April 20th, 2009 at 10:34 am
4/20 is also Hitler’s birthday. I’m guessing there are a few Boston residents that consider it a holiday.
April 20th, 2009 at 10:37 am
@UU: Don’t forget the Columbine shootings!
April 20th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Have you ever run a marathon…on weeeeeeeed?
April 20th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Nice pull, Maj.
@UU, they celebrate with cake and cyanide.
April 20th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Captain America is disgusted by your lack patriotism. And he’s going to do something about it right after he finishes this box of Ho-Hos.
April 20th, 2009 at 10:47 am
We fackin rawk! It ainta coincidance owa team is cawled the Patriots ANDa thas a hawliday cawled Patriots day! Fack tha rest of ya!!
April 20th, 2009 at 10:49 am
4/20 is also the anniversary of my Bar Mitzvah. Take that Hitler and you trenchcoated social misfits!
L’Chiam!
April 20th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Lack OF patriotism. Looks like I shouldn’t smoke my breakfast.
April 20th, 2009 at 10:53 am
@Tracer: Pole?
/fail
April 20th, 2009 at 11:03 am
There’s no need to choose! Both holidays can, in fact, be observed simultaneously.
wooooooooooooooooooooo
April 20th, 2009 at 11:04 am
@ CVE: I’ll have you know I haven’t sucked a dick since . . . Hey! Aren’t you the guy who was okay with stoma fucking? Don’t you judge me.
April 20th, 2009 at 11:26 am
@Tracer
No, no, no! Stoma fucking is no good!
Menophilia, THAT’S a whole ‘nother batch of apples!
Also, I just laughed for about 10 solid minutes at the stories on this site. Completely irrelevant but here it is.
http://imsobadatsex.com/
April 20th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Oh, the Marathon isn’t the only event marking the day. The SAWX are playing in the faacking morning!
/is afraid that the Holy Cross douche e-mail has pushed the KSK crew over the edge after looking at the immense hatred for MA over the last week
April 20th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Did someone say Comic Sans?
April 20th, 2009 at 11:57 am
hehehehehehehehehe
April 20th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
@ CVE: No, really it’s not.
Also, that site is good stuff. I especially like the ad for an Arab dating site.
“I am looking a woman who knows her place and looks good in an explosive vest. I do NOT want a woman who loves to laugh. Laughing is for western whores. Allah akbar!”
April 20th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
zzz…another topic hating on the best sports city in America. Wait, didn’t I type this two days ago in that epicdouche topic?
April 20th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
420 is better than being 360, but much better that Paytreeuts Day. Why? Because FACK BAAAHSTAHN, that’s why.
April 20th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
@Tracer
That is the best ad I have ever encountered.
@Dr Weems: I guess the picture in the epicdouche topic was you? Lighten up, chief.
April 20th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Ape, you forget “preferred soundtrack”
4/20: Phish, Grateful Dead
Pat’s Day: Dropkick Murphys, Godsmack
April 20th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
is afraid that the Holy Cross douche e-mail has pushed the KSK crew over the edge after looking at the immense hatred for MA over the last week
im trying to find reasons to not hang myself, but as a boston native who is actually a functioning member of society (and regular reader of ksk) it’s getting tougher and tougher.
April 20th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Everyone, even Ape, is a Paytreeuht today.
April 20th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Weems: Kindly return to Barstool or whatever Masshole circle jerk site where people actually care to read and engage you in that “best sports city” bullshit.
April 20th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Go Pirates.
And the six-time Super Bowl champion Steelers. That’s twice as many as the Pats.
April 20th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I go with 4/20 because, uh, what was the question?
/Patriots Day – when we celebrate the greatest football team to choke in the Super Bowl. 18-1. Suck it bitches.
April 20th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Seth McFarlane is about 5 years to late on the loathing for Chris Martin.
April 20th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Transferring supposed lifetime allegiance from foundering Celtics to Bruins
Since when is it impossible to root for two teams (playing different sports) at the same time. You should know, Ape. Aren’t you pulling for the Penguins these days? You have the jersey and everything!
April 21st, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Happy holidays to all (I know I’m late…procrastination…etc…)
April 21st, 2009 at 8:43 pm
As a Boston student, Patriots day does get me the day off. So I can go to McDonalds high as shit and laugh at the drunk Red Sawx fans when they yell “I KNOW WHAT 12 DIVIDED BY 2 IS! 6!” Yes, I heard that yelled, and no, I have know idea why this made the Masshole proud.
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:25 am
I was also lucky enough to get the day off of work, and I fully agree with futuremrsrickankiel… there’s no reason to choose between the two. Smoking and then heading down to the marathon and seeing a guy with no legs run by… kind of the perfect day if you ask me.