Lots of people complain that Twitter is a pointless waste of time. And while that criticism is valid if you follow people who do nothing but re-tweet, I struggle to find a better source of wonder and wisdom than Martellus Bennett’s Twitter feed. (To wit: “A man cannot send another man a smiley face n a txt message WTF” So true, Marty. So true.)
In case you don’t follow the flood of tweets from Marty B, yesterday he broke down his racial heritage. It’s math-tastic:
I’m 1/4 Indian (my pocohontas skin tone gives that away) Im 4/8 Negro the way i say four gives it away (fo)1/6 pappadeaux 2/3 cowboy 1/19
Animal (part liger) 2/20 transformer and 7/35 blue bonnett Texas babamy. Wat r u
Oh and I’m 3/47 alien ET my 1st cousin
Jus found out I’m 1/80 Aggie thanks E. King Gill LOL I think that’s his name. He’s the reason for the whole 12th man tradition.
I want more like this!
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