Marshawn Lynch Gets Three Games Off to Spend with His Mother and Penguins on Fiji
Bad News, Bills: Running back Marshawn Lynch, AKA e.e. crunkings, will be suspended for the first three games of the coming season after the off-season traffic stop that led to an illegal gun conviction. It will cost him about $112,000 in salary, which may delay his trip to Fiji to see if the water is really like that.
But worry not, Bills fans. As Marshawn stated in his most recent blog post:
its been kinda rough dis last month on me… but i held it together and stayed strong … i figured what don’t kill me make me stronger… i know i messed up before and even fumbled, but it’s something about me that a lot of people wouldn’t believe… i put my shirt and pants on da same way u do… but on a nother note, we started workouts again and its time to do work all over again… hold ya chin up… nuh nuh nuh… gone
Oh, Marshawn, you make me want to give up capital letters forever.
Tags: BEEF MOE, marshawn lynch = problems at the border, the rog
April 8th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
nuh nuh nuh….
April 8th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Im wondering which is worst for Buffalo today ???
1. Marshawn’s Suspension
or
2. T.O. reporting for workouts
April 8th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
How is it that Marshawn Lynch is the most unintentionally hilarious player in the NFL, without apparently even trying?
/ENGAGE BEEF MOE
April 9th, 2009 at 12:06 am
do you like fishsticks?
April 9th, 2009 at 12:44 am
BEEF MOE don’t need no words, BEEF MOE don’t need no music!
April 9th, 2009 at 12:58 am
As well as capital letters, a tiny bit of literacy training would not go astray.
April 9th, 2009 at 1:25 am
That’s gon be alotta trips to Applebee’s.
/Fresh of Breath Air
//”I’m a driver baby!” yes you are, yes sir, you are indeed.
April 9th, 2009 at 1:37 am
I am drunk, therefore I blog. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche spoke unto Beef Moe and the worls recanted it’s dubious freak-out-ems-ness. Jess gotta unnerstand.
I love Beef Moe.
April 9th, 2009 at 1:57 am
this guy is so motherfuckin awesome
April 9th, 2009 at 3:02 am
Ladies and gentlemen, behold the product of a Berkeley education.
April 9th, 2009 at 5:08 am
AOLspeak 4evr
April 9th, 2009 at 8:00 am
What inspires me the most is the space between “a” and “nother”. GOD BLESS BEEF MOE!
April 9th, 2009 at 8:22 am
he’s a real-life KSKaracter
April 9th, 2009 at 9:57 am
an durn dem 3 weeks Pacman say he gone show up an we gone drank. fo sho we gone drank for 3 weeks
April 9th, 2009 at 10:21 am
**Crosses Cal off my daughter’s college list**
April 9th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Those ramblings illustrate what’s wrong with the black community. And large parts of the white community.
April 9th, 2009 at 11:48 am
This makes me want to wear my Beast Mode t-shirt everyday for years and years and years.
April 9th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Wait now! The cops found the gun in a backpack, in the TRUNK! Cali gun laws be a bitch! FREE BEEF MOE!
April 9th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Can we please get a round of “Free BEEF MOE” shirts going? I’d pony up for one.
April 9th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
e.e. crunkings might be my favorite nickname for an athlete, ever
April 9th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
i put my shirt and pants on da same way u do
My command of the written English language is better. I win.
April 9th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Shake the haters off.
April 9th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I just want to know what kind of “classes” he “took” at Berkeley…