Bad News, Bills: Running back Marshawn Lynch, AKA e.e. crunkings, will be suspended for the first three games of the coming season after the off-season traffic stop that led to an illegal gun conviction. It will cost him about $112,000 in salary, which may delay his trip to Fiji to see if the water is really like that.
But worry not, Bills fans. As Marshawn stated in his most recent blog post:
its been kinda rough dis last month on me… but i held it together and stayed strong … i figured what don’t kill me make me stronger… i know i messed up before and even fumbled, but it’s something about me that a lot of people wouldn’t believe… i put my shirt and pants on da same way u do… but on a nother note, we started workouts again and its time to do work all over again… hold ya chin up… nuh nuh nuh… gone
Oh, Marshawn, you make me want to give up capital letters forever.
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Wo die Suchmaschine mich den ganzen Tag hinbringt :) Tolle Seite, ich werde wieder vorbeischauen.
I just want to know what kind of “classes” he “took” at Berkeley…
Shake the haters off.
i put my shirt and pants on da same way u do
My command of the written English language is better. I win.
e.e. crunkings might be my favorite nickname for an athlete, ever
Can we please get a round of “Free BEEF MOE” shirts going? I’d pony up for one.
Wait now! The cops found the gun in a backpack, in the TRUNK! Cali gun laws be a bitch! FREE BEEF MOE!
This makes me want to wear my Beast Mode t-shirt everyday for years and years and years.
Those ramblings illustrate what’s wrong with the black community. And large parts of the white community.
**Crosses Cal off my daughter’s college list**
an durn dem 3 weeks Pacman say he gone show up an we gone drank. fo sho we gone drank for 3 weeks
he’s a real-life KSKaracter
What inspires me the most is the space between “a” and “nother”. GOD BLESS BEEF MOE!
AOLspeak 4evr
Ladies and gentlemen, behold the product of a Berkeley education.
this guy is so motherfuckin awesome
I am drunk, therefore I blog. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche spoke unto Beef Moe and the worls recanted it’s dubious freak-out-ems-ness. Jess gotta unnerstand.
I love Beef Moe.
That’s gon be alotta trips to Applebee’s.
/Fresh of Breath Air
//”I’m a driver baby!” yes you are, yes sir, you are indeed.
As well as capital letters, a tiny bit of literacy training would not go astray.
BEEF MOE don’t need no words, BEEF MOE don’t need no music!
do you like fishsticks?
How is it that Marshawn Lynch is the most unintentionally hilarious player in the NFL, without apparently even trying?
/ENGAGE BEEF MOE
Im wondering which is worst for Buffalo today ???
1. Marshawn’s Suspension
or
2. T.O. reporting for workouts
nuh nuh nuh….