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		<title>By: kado man</title>
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		<dc:creator>kado man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 12:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I absolutely love your blog and find most of your post&#039;s to be what precisely I&#039;m looking for. Would you offer guest writers to write content for you? I wouldn&#039;t mind publishing a post or elaborating on many of the subjects you write with regards to here. Again, awesome site!</description>
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		<title>By: Manigo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Manigo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 20:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>cool picsxx</description>
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		<title>By: Genaro Boscia</title>
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		<dc:creator>Genaro Boscia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 08:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Moscow Subway Blasts Kill at Least 41</description>
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		<title>By: Missy Hjemmeside</title>
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		<dc:creator>Missy Hjemmeside</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That chick is just beauitful, I mean mostly all seems to think she is not to clever but that&#039;s just an act, it does require some skills to become one of the most famous people in the world.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That chick is just beauitful, I mean mostly all seems to think she is not to clever but that&#8217;s just an act, it does require some skills to become one of the most famous people in the world.</p>
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		<title>By: patentbrew</title>
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		<dc:creator>patentbrew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey dipshvt Drew, nice comments on Christ.  I am a pretty unphaseable Catholic, and can appreciate edgey comedy, but that was beyond the pale.  Answer me this:  what&#039;s the difference between a jew and a frozen pizza?&quot;  frozen pizza doesnt knock on the window when you stick it in the oven.  now go enjoy your meaningless existence as your faith does not include mention of a savior having unlocked the gates of Heaven for you, you fat fvck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey dipshvt Drew, nice comments on Christ.  I am a pretty unphaseable Catholic, and can appreciate edgey comedy, but that was beyond the pale.  Answer me this:  what&#8217;s the difference between a jew and a frozen pizza?&#8221;  frozen pizza doesnt knock on the window when you stick it in the oven.  now go enjoy your meaningless existence as your faith does not include mention of a savior having unlocked the gates of Heaven for you, you fat fvck.</p>
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		<title>By: Zack</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@EquiSpace: a fine pick - my dad was present for that and speaks of it with great reverence.

@That&#039;samare: I&#039;m pretty sure they would have been wearing armor (I think the whole naked-slathered-in-olive-oil only applied to wrestling and such) but in retrospect I admit it was a blown pick - doesn&#039;t sound like it was all that much of a fight.  The Musahi duel would have been much more exciting to watch.

@Roves Rongrastname: Steal of the draft.  Agreed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@EquiSpace: a fine pick &#8211; my dad was present for that and speaks of it with great reverence.</p>
<p>@That&#8217;samare: I&#8217;m pretty sure they would have been wearing armor (I think the whole naked-slathered-in-olive-oil only applied to wrestling and such) but in retrospect I admit it was a blown pick &#8211; doesn&#8217;t sound like it was all that much of a fight.  The Musahi duel would have been much more exciting to watch.</p>
<p>@Roves Rongrastname: Steal of the draft.  Agreed.</p>
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		<title>By: John Whorfin</title>
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		<dc:creator>John Whorfin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:32:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;It is not fair, though, to judge Thurmond and other figures (like Lincoln) solely in light of contemporary morality, as you insist on doing.&lt;/i&gt;

ok.  i agree with this statement.
the platitudes you&#039;ve been spewing are logically infallible.
we can&#039;t know his heart
we didn&#039;t live in his times

however we can judge the man by the standards of his own contemporaries
and he was a vicious reactionary compared to them, as well

so what&#039;s your purpose?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>It is not fair, though, to judge Thurmond and other figures (like Lincoln) solely in light of contemporary morality, as you insist on doing.</i></p>
<p>ok.  i agree with this statement.<br />
the platitudes you&#8217;ve been spewing are logically infallible.<br />
we can&#8217;t know his heart<br />
we didn&#8217;t live in his times</p>
<p>however we can judge the man by the standards of his own contemporaries<br />
and he was a vicious reactionary compared to them, as well</p>
<p>so what&#8217;s your purpose?</p>
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		<title>By: No Pullout</title>
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		<dc:creator>No Pullout</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hannibal getting psyched and leading the Carthaginians into the Roman empire during 2nd Punic War - bringing elephants into battle

and for the fuck of it, let&#039;s just say this really happened, I&#039;d like to be on the sidelines of each of these tasks:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heracles#The_Labours_of_Heracles</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hannibal getting psyched and leading the Carthaginians into the Roman empire during 2nd Punic War &#8211; bringing elephants into battle</p>
<p>and for the fuck of it, let&#8217;s just say this really happened, I&#8217;d like to be on the sidelines of each of these tasks:<br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heracles#The_Labours_of_Heracles" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heracles#The_Labours_of_Heracles</a></p>
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		<title>By: Philly Jim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Philly Jim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 09:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When David Copperfield first hypnotized Claudia Schiffer...

/thought he&#039;d be the only one with a lame joke</description>
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<p>/thought he&#8217;d be the only one with a lame joke</p>
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		<title>By: Something Witty Later</title>
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		<dc:creator>Something Witty Later</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 05:19:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay late to this but here&#039;s my two cents:

@Shinons: great pick with the Berlin Olympics that would&#039;ve been some funny shit!

Picks:

1. Crecy: The very first slaughter of the Frogs at the hands of the longbow, would like to be sitting with the Black Prince on the hard hit flank (right of the English I believe) and watch the rain of death begin all those arrows must have been awesome! (@jujrok kudos for the Agincourt I detected a slight anti English bent to the posts and its good to see one English victory  represented)

2. Pink Floyd&#039;s first concert at the Roundhouse, the start of the true rock show music sound effects light show, drugs in a plenty, Syd Barrett not yet completely fucking mental, what else do you want? cheap booze and a phycadelic (sp?) atmosphere yep got that as well....

@Gino Tourettsa The Pogues rule, probably my favourite band currently but have to take this!

3. England win the World Cup:

&quot;They think its all over , oh it is now&quot; What a party plus the way things are going potentially the only party of its kind we&#039;d see for a while

4. The Great Beer Flood

Someone mentioned the Molasses Flood in Boston, well this would&#039;ve been equally as cool, plus I wouldn&#039;t have had to leave my city, just go back a couple hundred years


5. The writing of Ryme of the Ancient Mariner:

Great poem plus get to hang out with Coleridge doing copius amounts of Opium, would love that!

6. Tiger&#039;s First Masters presentation:

Watch these old up tight whiteys have to hand a green jacket to a black man??? YES PLEASE!!!!! Another definate session of pointing and laughing...

7. Battle of Trafalgar:

Hang out with Nelson, watch the French get ass rammed and party like a drunken sailor, only reason its 7 is you&#039;d have to stay out of kissing range what with the swings both ways admiral...


Honorable Mention:

Go back to The Battle of Neville&#039;s Cross, tape the entire thing and add to the end of the final edit of Braveheart, so people know what happened a few years later to those cheeky Celts... No really I love the Scots but I do wish more people knew of Neville&#039;s Cross by the by Edward the III was a bad-ass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay late to this but here&#8217;s my two cents:</p>
<p>@Shinons: great pick with the Berlin Olympics that would&#8217;ve been some funny shit!</p>
<p>Picks:</p>
<p>1. Crecy: The very first slaughter of the Frogs at the hands of the longbow, would like to be sitting with the Black Prince on the hard hit flank (right of the English I believe) and watch the rain of death begin all those arrows must have been awesome! (@jujrok kudos for the Agincourt I detected a slight anti English bent to the posts and its good to see one English victory  represented)</p>
<p>2. Pink Floyd&#8217;s first concert at the Roundhouse, the start of the true rock show music sound effects light show, drugs in a plenty, Syd Barrett not yet completely fucking mental, what else do you want? cheap booze and a phycadelic (sp?) atmosphere yep got that as well&#8230;.</p>
<p>@Gino Tourettsa The Pogues rule, probably my favourite band currently but have to take this!</p>
<p>3. England win the World Cup:</p>
<p>&#8220;They think its all over , oh it is now&#8221; What a party plus the way things are going potentially the only party of its kind we&#8217;d see for a while</p>
<p>4. The Great Beer Flood</p>
<p>Someone mentioned the Molasses Flood in Boston, well this would&#8217;ve been equally as cool, plus I wouldn&#8217;t have had to leave my city, just go back a couple hundred years</p>
<p>5. The writing of Ryme of the Ancient Mariner:</p>
<p>Great poem plus get to hang out with Coleridge doing copius amounts of Opium, would love that!</p>
<p>6. Tiger&#8217;s First Masters presentation:</p>
<p>Watch these old up tight whiteys have to hand a green jacket to a black man??? YES PLEASE!!!!! Another definate session of pointing and laughing&#8230;</p>
<p>7. Battle of Trafalgar:</p>
<p>Hang out with Nelson, watch the French get ass rammed and party like a drunken sailor, only reason its 7 is you&#8217;d have to stay out of kissing range what with the swings both ways admiral&#8230;</p>
<p>Honorable Mention:</p>
<p>Go back to The Battle of Neville&#8217;s Cross, tape the entire thing and add to the end of the final edit of Braveheart, so people know what happened a few years later to those cheeky Celts&#8230; No really I love the Scots but I do wish more people knew of Neville&#8217;s Cross by the by Edward the III was a bad-ass.</p>
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