Comments on: KSK Mock Draft: Particular Fictional Character’s Super Power

By: Mr Furious

Mr Furious — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 05:42:29 +0000

Ah, hell. I suppose I have to go with my namesake. Foul-tempered and well-armed, and when I get pissed off enough I become bullet-proof. Won’t hold up against most of you “heroes,” but I’ll kick some ass in a bar fight.

By: booger

booger — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 08:20:24 +0000

Cockknocker!! I always wanted a giant fist. Plus I get a light saber.

By: Kid Presentable

Kid Presentable — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 06:20:34 +0000

I’ll take Homer Simpson’s ability to get wailed on with a surgical 2×4 without falling down.

By: Slyfinger

Slyfinger — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 01:22:53 +0000

Franklin Richards. Reality warping/manipulation of matter/telepathy/telekenisis/etc.

Kid can fuck up both the Beyonder and Galactus. Hell, he created a parallel universe on accident once.

…and he’s like 8 years old.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 20:22:26 +0000

For my next pick, I’ll stay within Irish mythology:

The Warrior King Finn MacCool’s All The Knowledge In The World Trick.

All he had to do was to put his thumb in his mouth and his mind gained access to All The Knowledge In The World. People learned to stop giving Finn MacCool shit for sucking his thumb when they realized he knew every possible way to fuck you up.

By: The Boy Who Couldn't Fly

The Boy Who Couldn't Fly — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 18:40:16 +0000

+Plus 10 Gino Tourettsa for Cu Chulainn. A nerd and a scholar. Rare.

I’ll take Paul Muad’dib’s killing words from Dune.

“Some thoughts have a certain sound, that being the equivalent to a form. Through sound and motion, you will be able to paralyze nerves, shatter bones, set fires, suffocate an enemy or burst his organs. We will kill until no Harkonnen breathes Arakeen air.”

He also had the power to transmute the water of life giving him what equates to “The Prize” from Highlander (which I’m shocked was completely ignored; if for no other reason than to have your life play out to a Queen soundtrack), total control over his biological systems, telepathy, and prescience (The ability to perceive and mentally record events in exact detail before they occur. Like Spidey-sense but on a much bigger scale).

By the way ladies, I’m single and I’ve been called “a powerful but careless lover.”

By: socraticsilence

socraticsilence — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:58:12 +0000

Two people

Layla Miller’s ability to see the threads of reality- or “just know stuff” (basically you see shit coming, think Nic Cage in that one movie only without being Nic Cage)

Multiple Man- Make Copies of myself and reabsorb them with their knowledge and experiences- I’m a NFL QB, a Senator, an FBI Agent, etc.

By: Hakim Drops the Ball

Hakim Drops the Ball — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 05:37:52 +0000

Hey, I’ve always likened Ozymandias to “Lyle: The Effeminate Heterosexual” from SNL.

By: ChumofChance

ChumofChance — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 05:31:44 +0000

Lt. Slothrop (Gravity’s Rainbow) – When I blow my load, a V2 rockets lands at that location a few days later. I could ball all the nastiest bitches (admit it guys, aint nothing like fat pussy) and they’d be dead shortly thereafter so no one would know. Also could get double-revenge by sneaking into an archenemy’s house, spunking on his pillow and then watch him be blown to bits a few days later.

The power doesn’t have a formal name but just to throw a few ideas out there: Erection Obliteration, Cock of Doom, Seeds of Combustion, Semen Burial

P.S. Always wondered if this was where poster Slothrop got his name…but he seems like a piddly-dinked ingrate who probably couldn’t understand a lick of Pynchon- at most, he got a bit of the bukakke part and liked that

By: booger

booger — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 03:45:09 +0000

I can’t believe the penitent stare of GHOST RIDER is left. The Spirtit of Vengence’s sweet ass flaming skull. LOOK INTO MY EYES!!. Plus I get a ride that literally burns up the road. Take that fanboys!