KSK Mock Draft: Fictional Party Crashing

Welcome to the final KSK Mock Draft before the actual 2009 NFL Draft. For this week’s installment we’ll be drafting party scenes from film that we would like to have attended. There are no real rules for this draft, although the party you select has to be an actual party with guests other than yourself and some naked chick (oh, and no porn).

Everybody’s honorable mention.

Once a party from a particular film has been drafted all other parties from that film are off the board. The order is as follows.

1. Punte
2. Ape
3. Drew
4. Unsilent
5. Ufford
6. Flubby

It should be noted that Random.com’s list randomizing feature hates Flubby for some reason. It’s probably a Kentucky fan. Continue after the jump for the results, then play along in the comments.

1. Punte- Toga party from Animal House

Obligatory.

2. Ape- Boogie Nights New Year’s Party

If you can get over William H. Macy shooting his wife and himself, which I can, seems like a good time. Plus, the movie turns really depressing after this, so I know I got in at the right time.

That’s already two off of my list right off the bat. This should be a contentious draft.

3. Drew- The Moon Tower Party from Dazed And Confused

“There’s a new fiesta in the making as we speak.”

Until my graduation week, I don’t think I ever got to go to a big high school party in an open field where people got drunk and smoked up and all that shit. I so, so, so badly wish that had been a regular part of my youth.

4. The “Save the Pit” party from PCU

Tonight at the Pit, Everyone Gets Laid.

Ufford: The Ice Storm swingers party. RAWR! Kidding. I’ll have something soon. Sorry, I’m fighting a hangover this morning.

Punte: Uff drafts the volleyball scene in Top Gun.

5. Ufford- Old School

Can’t say I’m enamored with this pick. I was really looking for something with more drugs and strippers and gambling.

Hey, Snoop played, hot high school chicks showed up, and there were whippets. You could do worse.

6. Flubby- Caddy Day at the Bushwood CC

Tough call as there are a few good party scenes in Caddyshack (dinner party, yacht christening, post-match celebration).

This will certainly be the shortest lived party drafted today.

7. Flubby- Connie and Carlo’s wedding reception in The Godfather

Awesome spread, live band, plus Clemenza gets drunk and makes a fool of himself– then I’d get to hit up Vito Corleone for a favor and he has to say yes.

Damn, I really wanted the wedding party so I could ask Vito to whack somebody. Excellent value pick.

8. Ufford- Samuel L. Jackson’s blues performance in Black Snake Moan

Hot, sweaty bar in the sticks with Christina Ricci and sexy black chicks getting down to motherfuckin’ SAM JACKSON.

9. Unsilent- The Halloween Party from How High

Sure there would be plenty of Harvard douchebags, but there were plenty of hot chicks and Cypress Hill performed in a fucking dorm. Bonus points if I can get my hands on some of their OG Kush.

10. Drew- The orgy from Eyes Wide Shut

Drew would just stand in the corner touching himself.

11. Ape- The player’s party from Any Given Sunday

Drugs, strippers, pro football players in Miami with Lawrence Taylor chainsawing a car in half .

Ufford: Dammit. THAT’S the kind of party I was looking for. Stupid brain.

12. Punte- The Playboy Mansion party in Beverly Hills Cop II

13. Punte- The Ewok party at the end of Return of the Jedi

There’s a plushies joke in here somewhere, I’m sure.

14. Ape- Bruce Wayne’s fundraiser in The Dark Knight

Have to hobnob with high society types for a while, but food will be good and the booze top notch. And the pay-off, of course, is that I get to watch Batman fight The Joker.

15. Drew- End of the world party, Rules of Attraction

Sex, drugs, hot coeds in lingerie. Fucking Colby College.

16. Unsilent- Tony Lacey’s party in Annie Hall

“I forgot my mantra.”

At this point in the draft Ufford attempts to select the orgy from Eyes Wide Shut that Drew already drafted implicitly.

Ufford: Oh. You mean the time where you just attached an image and DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING? Yeah, that’s my fault.

I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight!

17. Ufford- Rudd and Rogen’s trip to Vegas from Knocked Up

Strippers and Cirque du Soleil on mushrooms.

I don’t think Rudd and Rogen’s trip qualifies as a party. Unless the guests were the chairs. But we’ll let this one slide, because it’s always a party with shrooms.

18. Flubby- The rave scene from Matrix Reloaded

Crappy movie and the scene ran too long– but looks like a real hootenanny.

Now it’s up to you to fill out the list in the comments. Please select one scene at a time and wait ten picks before selecting again. Nobody likes an asshole. And remember, starting next week the mock drafts will all be commenter driven. Knock yourselves out.

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229 Responses to “KSK Mock Draft: Fictional Party Crashing”

  1. senor mullet Says:

    dammit drew. can i take any of the other parties in rules of attraction?

  2. Taliek Brown Says:

    The party with the cocaine buffet from Blow. What an awesome movie.

  3. Slothrop Says:

    The Party w/ Peter Sellers

  4. Rock Says:

    The party at the end of Requiem for a Dream because Jennifer Connelly is hot and I’m a sick fuck.

  5. Ben Says:

    The party at the Gatsby mansion.

  6. EberleWerner Says:

    The frat house party from Dirty Work, right after Norm gets thrown through the bar window.

    “Hello, real cops?”

  7. Captain Caveman Says:

    Hey, Snoop played, hot high school chicks showed up, and there were whippets

    I don’t remember seeing any small greyhounds.

  8. Andy Reid's Brushstache Says:

    The bachelor party from Bachelor Party.

  9. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    Billy Ray’s party in “Trading Places”.

    “I’ve been waiting for you, Drew.”

  10. Otto Man Says:

    The AVN Awards after-party from the last episode of “Party Down.”

    Porn stars, guys handing out ecstasy, porn stars, booze, porn stars, and cock-and-balls hors d’oeurves.

  11. sdbruin Says:

    Bachelor Party hotel fiesta.

    ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWIvzZYvaiA

  12. Kid Presentable Says:

    The party in (horribly shitty) Weird Science. Who wouldn’t want to see a rocket randomly destroy half some douchebag’s house?

  13. Playoff_Beard Says:

    The House Party in Teen Wolf

  14. sdbruin Says:

    damn, wasn’t fast enough!

  15. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    That’s not a movie, Otto!

  16. Upstate Underdog Says:

    The house party from Grandma’s Boy

    hot chicks, beer and Frankenstein weed

  17. jorge Says:

    the beach party at Jackie Treehorn’s

  18. Slothrop Says:

    The scene in Fear and Loathing where Duke goes to hear the Jefferson Airplane, gets acid from Lyle Lovett, and then runs into the real HST. ‘Hey, that’s me.’

  19. Tracer Bullet Says:

    Opening orgy from “Caligula.”

  20. Yinzer B Says:

    The pool party from Anchorman. The possibilites at that party are endless

  21. Otto Man Says:

    Ah, I missed the “from film” part.

    The dorm party from Back to School. Robert Downey Jr., Rodney Dangerfield, a hot tub full of ditzy ladies, and Oingo Boingo.

  22. farts Says:

    The Bone Dance ceremony/party at the end of The Karate Kid II. any party that includes the phrase “live or die, man” (followed by a “HONK” of the nose) is a FINE party in my book

  23. IHateUsernames Says:

    The orgy from Caligula, anything goes + there is the added excitement that you might not survive.

  24. IHateUsernames Says:

    Damnit, I should have read faster.

  25. sdbruin Says:

    nice pull Otto!

    party at the end of Superbad (chicka chicka pow)

  26. Kid Presentable Says:

    I’m also really disturbed by that Rules of Attraction picture … that fatass is surrounded by not one, but two absurdly hot naked chicks? Somehow I think that movie lacks realism.

  27. Mo Charlo Says:

    The Christmas party in Die Hard 1. Booze, sex, blow, and then I get to watch shit blow up for a couple hours.

  28. Sean Ay Says:

    The Miss Hawaiian Tropic Party in “Real Genius:”

    “Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you’re in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives… to have sex.”

  29. dick_gozinia Says:

    The graduation party from Say Anything. As long as I don’t have to hold anybody’s Firebird keys.

  30. Mo Charlo Says:

    The party in Friday Night Lights. Because I didn’t get enough of that shit in high school, apparently.

  31. Otto Man Says:

    Sean Ay for the win.

  32. Ordinary Olandis Gary Says:

    The party Wheeler and Ronnie go to in Role Models.
    Kinky elementary school teachers… and Pro Evolution Soccer!

  33. Flozell Says:

    Bachelor Party in Very Bad Things…mmmm, strippercide!

    /what?

  34. Tracer Bullet Says:

    Dammit. I missed out on “Real Genius” AND “Back to School.”

    Frat party from “Revenge of the Nerds.”

    “Hey, guys. Wonder Joints.”

  35. Chuck Says:

    surfer party at Bodhi’s house.

  36. devin hester's speech coach Says:

    Dammit UU!! That was my first pick.

    I will take the party scene when David Lind walks in for the first time in Wonderland. Booze, drugs, antique pistols being fired through the ceiling. Awesome.

    “Summer, baby bummer!”

  37. Rock Says:

    @UU and Grandma’s boy
    Nice one!

    I’ll take the final contest in BeerFest. Beer pong champion right here.

  38. Otto Man Says:

    The competition in “Beerfest.”

  39. Upstate Underdog Says:

    The Alpha Beta frat party from Revenge of the Nerds

    The house burns down so you know it was a kick ass party

    @Otto, nice call on Back to School

  40. Yinzer B Says:

    The house party from Almost Famous when Russell Hammond screams he’s “A Golden God”

  41. Slothrop Says:

    The party when Billy Madison passes third grade. That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ass. I know from experience. knowwhatImean, dude?
    /no, no I don’t.
    //and Otto’s right–Sean wins. They’re student cosmetologists.

  42. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    The Real Genius one was on my list.

    I’ll take the the stair-diving party from Revenge of the Nerds.

    FIREBALL! FIREBALL! FIREBALL!

  43. Slash Says:

    Dammit, I was gonna pick “Caligula.” I’ve never actually seen it, but apparently, it’s quite a show.

    Close second in debauchery would be the party in Sixteen Candles.

  44. Mo Charlo Says:

    The bar scene in Tombstone when Doc Holliday and Johnny Ringo have their latin-off.

  45. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    FUCK.

    Guess I’ll be taking the Millennium party from Strange Days, then.

  46. Otto Man Says:

    You’ve won this round, Rock.

    I guess I’ll take the Willie Nelson afterparty.

  47. devin hester's speech coach Says:

    For my second pick I will take the first house party they crash in Beerfest. I would like to attempt the strikeout and see if I don’t look like that fucker from the Colts tailgate video.

  48. Nick T. Says:

    Everyone missed a real classic: the psychedelic party from Midnight Cowboy.

    Didn’t have time to find a clip but it’s a good one with drugs AND sex.

  49. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:

    The party the owner threw the players in North Dallas Forty. My first ten choices were taken.

  50. Kid Presentable Says:

    Bit of a stretch but the party in The Beach right after DiCaprio and co. become part of the weird commune there. Tropical island? Drugs and booze? Hot naked French chicks? Check, check and check.

  51. Yinzer B Says:

    The party from Can’t Hardly Wait. Jennifer Love Hewitt in her prime and on the rebound.

  52. Crocodylus Pontifex Says:

    Joining Raoul Duke and Dr. Gonzo in Vegas for enough debauchery to last a life time

  53. Mo Charlo Says:

    The porn star party in Girl Next Door.

  54. sideangleside Says:

    the high school party from “varsity blues.”

  55. Phony Gwynn Says:

    The high-society fundraiser in Dumb and Dumber. I get to wear a ridiculous suit, drink free booze, flirt with hot rich women, and watch two stupid fucking owls die.

  56. CornDogg Says:

    Floating afternoon party from “Weekend at Bernies.” Oh what fun we can have with a dead guy!

  57. Upstate Underdog Says:

    The record burning party at the end of “Rock and Roll High School”

    The Ramones show up and blow the school up.

    /great value pick

  58. Tracer Bullet Says:

    “The Thin Man” Any set that features a pantsless man dancing with a lamp shade on his head is a set I want to be there for.

  59. Zack Says:

    Since Drew fucked it up (or at least attached the wrong picture, also it’s CAMDEN college), I’m gonna go ahead and take the “Dress to Get Screwed” party from The Rules of Attraction (which is where Jessica Biel showed up dressed in her fluffy teddy). Not that the End of the World Party is such a bad pick, though.

  60. sdbruin Says:

    party at Jake’s house in Sixteen Candles. Just to see if the geek is really trapped in the glass coffee table.

  61. Kid Presentable Says:

    @ Zack – pretty sure Drew went to Colby. Somehow don’t think they had weekly naked lingerie parties there.

  62. Slothrop Says:

    Jim’s party with the twins in Basketball Diaries.

  63. Phat Bastard Says:

    The party at the lakehouse in “American Pie 2″….yikes.

  64. dick_gozinia Says:

    The “Going Away” Party from 25th Hour. Anna Paquin and Rosario Dawson were never hotter.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-6f7w1mjQ4

  65. Otto Man Says:

    The mud wrestling party from “Stripes.”

    “You’re a lean, mean FIGHTING MACHINE!”

  66. Andy Reid's Brushstache Says:

    Andy Warhol’s party from The Doors.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFHyhZQQfGU&feature=PlayList&p=81BC3DFBA3DAA220&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=15

    Just for the disapproving look from Frank Whaley. And an elevator blowjob from Nico.

  67. Rock Says:

    I’d take the Bloodbath Blade party if I could be a vampire.

    Otherwise, I’ll take the Go rave party.

  68. fangirls on helium Says:

    Both of mine were taken. I’ll settle for the Halloween party in “Mean Girls”. The one scene where LiLo looks as crazy as she actually is.

  69. El Borracho Says:

    Republican National Convention in W, just so I could try to nail the Bush girls.

  70. The New Bengals GM Says:

    The party at Bernie’s, of Weekend at Bernie’s

  71. Upstate Underdog Says:

    @Otto, Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up…

  72. Zack Says:

    @Kid Presentable: Aha. That part of my nitpicking is withdrawn.

    Pick 2: The rave in Stark Raving Mad. All kinds of ecstasy, a cop’s underage daughter on the prowl, and a smoking hot redhead who will complain if you stop fucking her before she comes. Plus a bank robbery!

  73. North America's Team Says:

    The USO party from Apocalypse Now. Hit of bomb in the ‘Nam with Playboy bunnies on the stage

  74. Phony Gwynn Says:

    The party at the start of Cloverfield. There were some hot chicks, and an impending apocalypse makes them put out.

  75. SonOfSpam Says:

    The Kings and Queens Ball from “Enchanted”. Good food, waltzing, stolen glances, etc. Then Susan Sarandon shows up and turns into a fucking dragon. Ever so much fun.

    Gayest pick so far? Gayest pick so far.

  76. Arm Strongcock Says:

    Any of the wedding receptions from the montage of Wedding Crashers’ first 10 minutes.

  77. Arm Strongcock Says:

    Graduation party from ‘Can’t Hardly Wait’

  78. Ben Says:

    Pool party scene in the Last Picture Show. Lots of hot naked chicks in black and white!

  79. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    Woodstock from the doc.

  80. Dan From Chicago Says:

    The party from Risky Business – wall to wall hookers

    /steal of the draft

  81. Arm Strongcock Says:

    Damn it, Yinzer B.

  82. Rock Says:

    Bilbo’s birthday party in Fellowship of the Ring- good beer, pipeweed and wizards. Fan-fuckin tastic.

  83. Zack Says:

    Pick 3: The “dead” celebrity party at the end of Death Becomes Her. Jim Morrisson, Elvis, Buddy Holly, Marilyn Monroe, Janis Joplin…plus immortality. Steal of the draft?

  84. Otto Man Says:

    The golden idol orgy from “Ten Commandments.”

    “Moses, take off your sandals, for this is horny ground!”

  85. Zack Says:

    @Dan from Chicago – I can’t compete with that – it really is a steal to get that so deep into the draft. Some folks here need to hire new scouting staffs.

  86. DrVenkman Says:

    F’ing Catalina Wine Mixer from Step Brothers.

    Boats ‘n Hoes!

  87. Crocodylus Pontifex Says:

    Party in the heads bunker from Platoon. Just because I always wanted to shotgun a hit through and actual shotgun.

  88. DrVenkman Says:

    *Hos…dammit

  89. Kid Presentable Says:

    The wedding from The Deer Hunter. Not particularly great, but I’m drawing a blank.

    The Russian roulette scene at the end doesn’t count as a party, right? Right?

  90. Upstate Underdog Says:

    The orgy Xerxses throws in “300″

  91. Slothrop Says:

    X scene that opens Garden State. But I can hold my weed/x/booze and don’t get dicks drawn on my face.
    /at least, not again.

  92. Fanny Packer Says:

    The PJ party from Van Wilder.

  93. The Blue Room Says:

    Bottomless Party — Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo

  94. dick_gozinia Says:

    Waynestock, Aurora IL. – Wayne’s World II

  95. Tracer Bullet Says:

    “Nowhere”

    I haven’t seen this movie, but I’m going to based solely on this description from AMC:

    Like Fellini’s Satyricon for the “whatever” generation, Gregg Araki’s Nowhere surveys the hedonistic nihilism of a polymorphously perverse adolescent wasteland, building up to a surrealistic shindig set to psychedelic lighting where machine gun-wielding transvestites, homicidal motorcyclists, satanic bodycutters, suicidal pillheads and reptilian space aliens gather to celebrate the apocalypse. It would be nothing more than a freakshow if it weren’t so strangely, and darkly, fun.”

  96. Mo Charlo Says:

    The opening scene of The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the Eighth Dimension.

  97. Rock Says:

    Party in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Oh Audrey…

  98. Brock Sampson Says:

    The “No Bottoms” party in Harold & Kumar Escape From Quantanamo Bay

  99. sdbruin Says:

    the party in the hills off Mulholland from “Swingers”

    “Heading to the Dresden. You coming?”
    “Sure, this place is dead anyway”

  100. Brock Sampson Says:

    Damnit!

  101. Rocco Says:

    Haven’t seen the movie, but the hot tub scene in Frostbite with Buffy Tyler and Suzanne Stokes will do.

  102. Sage Rosencopter Says:

    Damnit I always get here too late. I guess I will take the party in Some Kind of Wonderful. I like it when the dude gets bitch slapped. Twice.

  103. Otto Man Says:

    David Kleinfeld’s house party in “Carlito’s Way.”

    If the only rule is that you have to go inside to have drug-fueled monkey sex with the half-naked stripper, that’s not a lot of boundaries.

  104. Spum Says:

    Leon’s party tracking the teams in Midnight Madness.

    /Fagabefe?

  105. Mo Charlo Says:

    The island of Tortuga in the first Pirates of the Caribbean. Also, the deserted island would be sweet, because I could totally outclass Jack Sparrow. Before the rum was gone.

  106. Cheap Shot Altist Says:

    The party in the hallway of “He Got Game”… of course, in this scenario I would be the one that Rick Fox would have arranged the party within a party for.

    /I like big titties

  107. Alvin Mack Says:

    I’ll take the downhill party from Ski Patrol

  108. Fanny Packer Says:

    Party at the Bio-Dome.

  109. devin hester's speech coach Says:

    I will take one of the house parties from Waiting. Plenty of hot ass, Luis Guzman, and I can get blacked out drunk and break a bottle over Dane Cook’s face.

  110. Cheap Shot Altist Says:

    +1,000,000 for Spum!!

    Fagabefe? Hey Emeilo, Fagabefe…

    Accidento, clean-o up-o mess-o.

    Fucking classic!!

  111. DrVenkman Says:

    Oktoberfest from Strange Brew

  112. Zack Says:

    @The Blue Room and Brock Sampson: My friend Amir played the host of that party. He said it was very difficult to concentrate on his lines. Good choice. Very good choice.

  113. Rocco Says:

    @DHSC: Damn you. That was my next pick.

  114. Cheap Shot Altist Says:

    Benny’s going away party (parties?) in City of God.As long as you’re not that ugly mother fucker Lil’ Ze, you’d have a blast!

  115. Rocco Says:

    Oktoberfest from Beerfest.

  116. Zack Says:

    Since I really want a Playboy Mansion party, I’ll dig deep and take the one from “Miss March” for Pick no. 4.

  117. The Blue Room Says:

    Frat Party in Road Trip where they are auctioning off sorority girls. God Bless Amy Smart.

  118. Cheap Shot Altist Says:

    The big party in the bar game room in The Accused!!

  119. Ramrod Says:

    Austin Power with the fembots or Requiem of a dream ass to ass scene

  120. Rick Muscles Says:

    the volley ball party in any given sunday.

  121. Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug Says:

    The party at the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, with Morris Day and the MOTHERFUCKING Time.

    /that’s what I get for getting here late

  122. Rocco Says:

    Is there a Playboy Mansion party scene in House Bunny? If so, I’ll take that.

  123. Tim Says:

    The Endangered Owl party, Dumb and Dumber.

  124. Cheap Shot Altist Says:

    The orgy in Summer of Sam… much better than the other orgies mentioned so far.

    /Spike Lee is a pervert. But he’s so well spoken!!

  125. Rick Muscles Says:

    @ alvin mack
    You ski? Are you the real Alvin Mack?

  126. MC Says:

    The party from Varsity Blues where BillyBob pukes in a washing machine. Plus, I get to laugh at Paul Walker and James Van Der Beek attempting to act.

    And Drew, take it from someone who spent far too many nights of his youth drinking and smoking at parties in a field- you weren’t missing much. It was usually either too cold, too hot, or too buggy, and about 90% of them would get broken up by the cops within an hour or two. Destroying someone’s house who decided to throw a party when their parents went away for the weekend was much better.

  127. BigJimSlade Says:

    Are parties from pornos allowed? If so, we could be here all night…

  128. TDub Says:

    The cocktail party in “The Exorcist.”

    That’s when shit starts to go downhill for poor little Reagan.

  129. Otto Man Says:

    Keeping with my Dangerfield theme, I’m taking the party on the golf course at the end of Caddyshack.

    “Hey everybody! We’re all gonna get laid!”

  130. Wally Ballz Says:

    The party at Strawberry’s house in Up In Smoke – lots of weed, and chicks snorting Ajax.

  131. Fanny Packer Says:

    The pool party from Domino. Drinking with Mickey Rourke with a wet Keira Knightley splashing around. Hell yes.

  132. Wally Ballz Says:

    Or, the house party in The Sure Thing…

  133. mayfieldcol Says:

    Bachelor Party!

  134. paxcincinnatus Says:

    It isn’t supposed to be Colby. BEE has long maintained that Camden was a stand in for Bennington College in VT.

    Completely different brands of WASP-iness.

  135. Slyfinger Says:

    The party where Cutty got laid from The Wire season 3.

    Drugs, booze, random fucking taking place, potential is high for a threesome, and getting the opprotunity to kick it with Bodie and Slim Charles.

  136. Orange Julius Page Says:

    The orgy scene in Conan the Barbarian. Hot chicks, musical score by Basil Poledouris, and Thulsa Doom turning into an anthropomorphisized snake. Best party trick ever!

  137. Mo Charlo Says:

    @Cheap Shot Artist- Stay the fuck out of my brain.

  138. Machetes and Gasoline Says:

    The bachelor party from Artie Lang’s Beer League. If I’m a dumbass and that was taken then the party on the boat at the end of “Things to do in Denver when You’re Dead.” I would have caught some of those motherfucking heaven fish and hoped Gabrielle Anwar had died too, so I could fuck her.

  139. MC Says:

    @slyfinger- not technically film, but i love the pick

    The bachelor party from Beer League. Because you know Artie Lange knows how to fucking party. Added bonus that Ralph Macchio is there, so you can ask him if he has a restraining order out on Simmons

  140. MC Says:

    @Machetes and Gasoline- I fucking hate you.

  141. Machetes and Gasoline Says:

    Now how do we go 137 responses without Artie Lang’s Beer League and two of us pick it back to back.

  142. rusrus Says:

    The bar scene from Hot Dog; The Movie, where O’Callahan makes that girl a drink called “The Leg Spreader.” After she passes-out, Squirrel says, “Now that’s a woman I can take advantage of!”

    Ah, the 80’s…

  143. Orange Julius Page Says:

    @Cheap Shot Artist,

    Tremendous pick with City of God. Probably the highest correlation of excellence of move to excellence of party that this draft can produce.

  144. Machetes and Gasoline Says:

    I was thinking specifically of the part where they’re trying to hit the pong balls that are being shot out of the stripper’s vag. Or when the bartender attempts to wipe their gigantic pile of coke off the bar.

  145. betheballdanny Says:

    Does Band of Brothers count as a movie? If so, I’ll take the liberation of Eindhoven. Legal drugs, great beer, and hundreds of likely-fatherless women recently freed from oppression? Yes please.

  146. MC Says:

    Yep, i was thinking of the part when Arties friend goes “artie i thought you stopped doin coke” and Artie looks at him all disgustedly and goes “It’s a bachelor party!!!”

  147. North America's Team Says:

    House party at the end of super toopers, a fresh keg of St. Anky beer. I would have to be a member of the spurberry PD so I could throw crap at the kids

  148. jackin'4beats Says:

    I’m going to do this without reading the comments cause I CTRL+F’d and didn’t find it.

    The original Pajama Jammy Jam party featuring EU from School Daze. Although I hate Go-Go music, I’d tolerate it to get up on some HBCU bootay.

  149. rae carruth Says:

    The new years party from godfather 2….but if none was takin id totally take the bachelor party from bachelor party

  150. Cheap Shot Altist Says:

    The gang initiation party in Havoc… if I was there there ain’t no way in hell Anne Hathaway was getting out of that room unmolested… not to mention, I would’ve been prepared with rigged six sixes dice so that we could fill all of her holes just like they did to slutty little Bijou.

  151. Carrie Says:

    The Asian party in Harold & Kumar go to White Castle.

  152. devin hester's speech coach Says:

    Brittany Kiser’s party at the beginning of Baseketball.

    “Hiii Brittany.”

  153. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Late as usual. I’ll take the party at Camelot in Monty Python’s “Holy Grail”. I don’t care if ’tis a silly place. It looks like a good time. I can drink ale, play the drums on knights’ helmeted heads and strike peasants at random.

  154. Machetes and Gasoline Says:

    The Eastern European absinthe party in EuroTrip. Even if she was my twin sister I’d still try to fuck Michelle Trachtenberg.

  155. Scuzzlebutt Says:

    The race weekend party in The Fast & The Furious. Why, yes, I would like some Asian chicks in short schoolgirl skirts, thank you.

  156. Otto Man Says:

    I’ll take the party at Camelot in Monty Python’s “Holy Grail”.

    Right movie, wrong castle. I’ll take the one Galahad finds, with Zoot, Dingo and the rest of the ladies.

  157. sdbruin Says:

    @ Otto “Naughty Zoot. Bad, EVIL Zoot. I deserve a spanking. We ALL deserve spankings. And then…the oral sex!”

  158. Kid Presentable Says:

    If we’re getting ole’ timey here (with respect to Gino & Otto), I’ll take the victory party from Excalibur. The details elude me (I think it’s where Arthur first sees Guenevere), but bonus points for it also being the same movie that I first saw boobs.

    /thumbs up to my friend’s dad for letting two 9-year olds watch it
    //no idea why Uther kept the armor on while banging

  159. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Fuck, Otto, you’re right. I was so hung up on using peasants for precussion instruments I overlooked the castle full of maidens aged 16-19 who enjoy oral sex and getting spanked.

    “I’ll bet you’re gay!”
    “No I’m not!”

  160. afsjzs Says:

    King&Occidental @ The Pier from Fear.

    I just wanna see a 20 year old Reese Witherspoon in a lil’ skirt for realsies. Bonus Alyssa Milano as a skank (natch), too.

  161. starksgotejected Says:

    Graduation party from Menace II Society.

  162. jackin'4beats Says:

    Playboy Mansion party from Beverly Hills Cop 2. Just so I could slap the one black guy for dancing like a gay top…then try to tap some 80’s playmate poon.

  163. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    I’ll take the Childlike Empress’ Pan-Fantasian conference at the Ivory Tower in “The Never Ending Story”. Sure eveverbody’s worried about The Nothing, but I’ll just swoop in, call the Emperess Moonchild and presto-changeo, everything’s cool. There’ll be all kinds of crazy creatures and I’ll bet the food, drink and drugs would be wild. Hell, I’ll invite Bastian and get him laid. But hands off the emperess! She’s mine!

  164. John John The Bastard Says:

    I hereby Select, with my first pick, the club party in Soul Plane. Because of my particular wont for African-American and Latina women.

  165. Rick Muscles Says:

    when they killed those strippers in Stag. Did I just date myself?

  166. Upstate Underdog Says:

    The party Max throws at the speak easy behind Fat Moe’s Restaurant when Noodles gets out of jail in “Once Upon A Time in America”

    booze, gambling and slutty 1920’s flapper chicks. Count me in.

  167. LinceCum Shot Says:

    The bar party at Titty Twister in From Dusk till Dawn. I don’t care if she’d turn into a vampire and eat me, I’d still enjoy staring at Salma Hayek and the other strippers and drinking with George Clooney and Quentin Tarantino. Not to mention Cheech Marin, Harvey Keitel and a barely legal Julliette Lewis. And they sell every kind of pussy imaginable for a bargain basement price.

    STEAL OF THE DRAFT!

  168. Matt Millen's Agent Says:

    Wyatt and Gary’s get cool party in Weird Science high school nudity, drinking, etc.

  169. afsjzs Says:

    That orgy scene from 300 where the Ephialtes gives Xerxes the 411 on the secret path around the Greeks. That looks like fun.

  170. starksgotejected Says:

    It’s All Gone Pete Tong. Ibiza!

  171. sdbruin Says:

    Does the pool scene in Fast Times qualify? If so, it’s the steal of the draft.

    Doesn’t anybody fucking knock anymore?

  172. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    The bar party at Titty Twister in From Dusk till Dawn.

    Good pick. “From Dusk Til Dawn” had the makings of a really good movie until that vampire bullshit went down. Also, don’t forget that Fred “The Hammer” Williamson, Danny Trejo and Tom Sevini appeared, too.

  173. Wide Rigth Says:

    The jell-o wrestling party from Old School. It was so great it killed Blue.

  174. Hef Says:

    The party at the end of Kids.

    /sorry

  175. John John The Bastard Says:

    Jackin, I can understand not wanting to read through all the comments but to make the same pick as one of the authors in the actual post? For shame

  176. Jigga Says:

    The pending party once Sexy Friday is posted. STOP SLACKING!

  177. dick_gozinia Says:

    The high school house party from Uncle Buck. The girls at that high school seemed like they were down for business, plus I might get to steal John Candy’s hat.

  178. Jigga Says:

    Sid Vicious and Nancy’s final hurrah.

  179. Rocco Says:

    Never saw Kids. What’s up with the party?

  180. Cheap Shot Altist Says:

    The house party that Jake Mizursky crashes in Alpha Dog… just so I could watch Jewish Bruce Lee live and in person.

  181. E Says:

    For this late in the draft – how about the Player’s Ball in Doctor Detroit (yes I’m old – very old).

  182. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    The high school house party from Uncle Buck.

    Quality pick. You can also beat the hell out of a hipster named Bug and hit golf balls at him- after you’ve let him out of your trunk.

  183. Cheap Shot Altist Says:

    @Rocco- Children of various ages get drunk and/or high, then someone undresses and fucks a passed out Chloe Sevigny without her even waking up… good times had by all!!

    /can’t believe I didn’t think of this one.
    //still satisfied with my choice of the bar party in The Accused.

  184. jackin'4beats Says:

    @JJTB: my bad, I’m an idiot for not CTRL F’ing for that 2nd pick.

    OK, I’ll now take (as my 2nd pick): The party in the movie “House Party.” I win. How the hell did no one take that obvious one? CTRL F’d that one. Unless it is the blank white image at the top of my screen because I can’t see videos at work.

  185. old gregg Says:

    The Vanilla Ice concert in Secret of the Ooze is like the Dark Knight party on acid

  186. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    The Players’ Ball in “Dr. Detroit” is an excellent pick which totally slipped my mind. Any party with James Brown and prostitutes is one worth crashing.

  187. old gregg Says:

    @ jackin’4beats: Ouch, strike two.

  188. Pacman's Bodyguard Says:

    I expected this to be a shallow draft, but apparently I just don’t watch the right kind of movie. I’m going to have to go with the party the Soviets throw after the battle of the tractor factory in Enemy at the Gates.
    Plentiful vodka, accordion music, and a super-horny Rachel Weisz? And the guaranteed opportunity to shoot Nazis the next day? Fuck and yes.

    @BTBD: “Does Band of Brothers count as a movie? If so, I’ll take the liberation of Eindhoven. Legal drugs, great beer, and hundreds of likely-fatherless women recently freed from oppression? Yes please.”

    Good pick, lofty pick.

  189. jackin'4beats Says:

    I quit then.

    /takes ball and goes home
    //kicks soda can lying in street

  190. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Very, very slow work day for me and nobody’s looking, so I’ll pick again:

    I’d like to go out to the bars after a game with the Charlestown Chiefs in “Slap Shot”. It was the swingin’ ’70s- the era before AIDS and Reagan when all the girls were on the Pill and there were plenty of recreational drugs for everyone. You’d get to hang with Paul Newman, Moe the pervert and some wacky French Canadians, then watch the Hanson Brothers get in a fight before you take a lady home and learn, post-coitally, of her attraction to women.

    “Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy!”

  191. Kid Presentable Says:

    @j4b: You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

  192. chusker Says:

    any party at the Double Deuce before Dalton ruined it

  193. Right Wino Says:

    The party from the “dick in the mashed potatoes” joke.

  194. Inanimate Carbon Rod Says:

    “I could use a party with some figure skaters” from Bull Durham…

  195. awkward boner Says:

    The Enchantment Under the Sea dance from Back to the Future. That’s all I can think of….I guess I’d get to see Calvin Klein perform.

  196. AJ Says:

    Real Genius is the greatest house party ever, but since it was mentioned I am going to say the party in Clueless where the Mighty Mighty Bosstones played. Throw in beer and Alicia Silverstone in a mini skirt and that’s a good night.

  197. Squatch Says:

    The “party” scene in Clockwork Orange, where Alex and his friends go to the Korova Milk Bar where the woman sings Beethoven’s 9th. I really want to try synthemesc and drencrom, also that singer looked like an easy slut.

    /enjoys wallowing in own insignificance and slow decay.

  198. Willie Mays Haze Says:

    Speaking of The Players Ball,
    How about the original from The Mack? You get to hang out with Richard Prior, drink a ton, and have ton of easy women choose you “Yo bitch chose me!”

    or the titular “Players Ball with Ice Cube? Also good times.

  199. OJ Incandenza Says:

    Wow, someone else actually saw Strange Days. And here I thought it was just me.

    @Tracer Bullet: all that and Gibby Haynes too, IIRC.

    Funny, I don’t remember Clemenza getting smashed at the wedding party. But I do remember Pentangeli getting smashed at Anthony’s Lake Tahoe christening party at the beginning of Godfather II, and since I don’t see it off the board yet I’ll take it, and some wine please.

  200. OJ Incandenza Says:

    And since I’m so damn late I’ll double-dip by hanging out with Frank Booth, Jeffrey Bomont, Ben, a utility light, and a case of Heineken.

  201. mini dagger Says:

    rick moranis’ apartment party in ghostbusters

  202. EastEndClam Says:

    Wow, I said to myself on seeing Kid ‘n Play again that was a pretty good movie when it came out, particularly for a white guy. I’m sure it sucks now. I’ve seen everything else listed and “eh” except never seen Black Snake Moan and I’m leaving my chair, in the usual Friday drunk, to go rent that. Your fault , I’m DWI, you’ll be hearing form my laywer.

  203. Inanimate Carbon Rod Says:

    saw an oldie but a goodie this weekend and so I will select the party at Uncle Carl’s with Ducky(who in later years had legs and she knew how to use them) and Ginger. Whole movie was one long party….

  204. Inanimate Carbon Rod Says:

    idiot I am..Beach Girls was the movie

  205. porky1 Says:

    The backyard party from Boyz in the Hood. I love me some barbecue.

  206. yeah, right? Says:

    House party from SLC Punk. Beer imported from Wyoming, punk rock chicks, tons of weed and LSD and a rocking soundtrack.
    Too bad it’s in Utah.

  207. Mike Says:

    House party scene in Swordfish. Fine booze and random chicks stripping off their clothes and getting in the swimming pool.

    /best I can think of for being so late

  208. SHAPE_OF_J_PEEZY, Inc. LLC Says:

    Clarence Boddicker’s party from robocop. Cocaine, 80s hookers, Red from that 1970s show, it’s got everything. Bitches leave, indeed.

  209. Cheap Shot Altist Says:

    I’D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!

  210. Kid Moe Says:

    Lost in Translation karaoke party with Scarlett Johansson and Bill Murray. Pretty sure I win.

  211. e.p. Says:

    the donkey show in clerks II. on second hand, maybe not :)

  212. redright88 Says:

    “Yo Yo Yo I thought this was a party???”

    “LET”S DAAAAAAAAAANNNNNCE!!!!!!!!”

    /Footloose FTW

    //Feverybody cut everybody cut….

  213. Cheap Shot Altist Says:

    The wedding reception in Rachel getting married. I’d like to crash the party, break their instruments and kick all of their hippie faggot asses as retaliation for my getting dragged to the theater to see that bullshit.

  214. Fred Smoot Hawley Tariff Says:

    a) Night Shift– the bachelor party in the morgue.

    b) Can we switch to the small screen? The Wire: either the welcome home Avon party at Orlando’s, or the “welcome back to the game, Cuddy” party where Slim Charles says “oh it’s ON now…”

  215. Bill Carl Bill Says:

    Goodfellas just to watch Tommy DeVito fuck with people.

    Titanic – nothing like impending doom to release your inhibitions.

  216. Olsen Twins Value Menu Says:

    If you had showtime or cinemax after 1980, this movie was on a loop every saturday night @ 2AM

    H.O.T.S.

    The pool party drained me everytime.

    PLUS YOU GET BONUS BONADUCE!!!

    Undrafted Free Agent Hall of Fame Selection.

  217. That'samare Says:

    I’ll take the party scene from Not Another team movie. It’s the same as Can’t hardly wait party, but replace Jennifer Love Chewitt with Lacey Chabert, more drugs and a nude Spanish exchange student.

  218. Wes F. in Hapeville Says:

    Man, there ain’t crap left, so I’m going with the Pagan Party in the movie Dragnet.

    /aware of his lameness

    WF

  219. OJ Incandenza Says:

    Great Willie Aames’ ghost, a H. O. T. S. reference.

    Take that, Lingerie Bowl!

  220. Bishop Says:

    The party at the beginning of “Friday Night Lights”. With beer funnels, nice Texas girls, and a packed-out house, what’s not to like?

  221. Your Ol' Pal Rob Says:

    The party that Mozart, his sleazebag promoter, and a random selection of 18th century actress/whores had in the middle of nowhere in “Amadeus.” I don’t even speak German, but I love absinthe and syphilis. This would also be a great place for a slew of “Magic Flute” pickup lines. Well, probably the only place.

  222. C-Student Says:

    eddie murphy’s party at dan akroyd’s house in “Trading Places”.

  223. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Wow, a H.O.T.s reference! That takes me back to the days of Cinemax’s Friday After Dark when they’d show soft core porn from the ’70s. Usually it was poorly-dubbed European stuff like “Emanuelle”, but “H.O.T.S.” and topless girls football is pretty good, too.

  224. kush Says:

    Billy Madison’s third grade graduation party. “Ohh what a glorious day!”

  225. newsnm Says:

    Library smoking weed party from The Breakfast Club. Both of the chicks are smoking hot, even though competing with Emilio might be a bitch. But as a consolation prize the weed they’re smoking allows you to scream loud enough to break a glass door so thats gotta count for something.

  226. havoc Says:

    party in face off before the feds come in. mass cocaine. barbituates that make you slanted and gina gershon in her prime. then a bad ass shoot out with automatic weapons top notch night

  227. teebubba Says:

    The 3 AM lounge piano scene from “Pretty Woman”.

  228. Geaux Home Says:

    Disco party fight in The Last Dragon.

    Was that Evil Santa Clause?

  229. T-Bone Says:

    The subway station men’s bathroom stall party from The Basketball Diaries…

    Why is everybody looking at me like that?

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