KSK Mock Draft: Fictional Party Crashing
Welcome to the final KSK Mock Draft before the actual 2009 NFL Draft. For this week’s installment we’ll be drafting party scenes from film that we would like to have attended. There are no real rules for this draft, although the party you select has to be an actual party with guests other than yourself and some naked chick (oh, and no porn).
Once a party from a particular film has been drafted all other parties from that film are off the board. The order is as follows.
1. Punte
2. Ape
3. Drew
4. Unsilent
5. Ufford
6. Flubby
It should be noted that Random.com’s list randomizing feature hates Flubby for some reason. It’s probably a Kentucky fan. Continue after the jump for the results, then play along in the comments.
1. Punte- Toga party from Animal House
Obligatory.
2. Ape- Boogie Nights New Year’s Party
If you can get over William H. Macy shooting his wife and himself, which I can, seems like a good time. Plus, the movie turns really depressing after this, so I know I got in at the right time.
That’s already two off of my list right off the bat. This should be a contentious draft.
3. Drew- The Moon Tower Party from Dazed And Confused
“There’s a new fiesta in the making as we speak.”
Until my graduation week, I don’t think I ever got to go to a big high school party in an open field where people got drunk and smoked up and all that shit. I so, so, so badly wish that had been a regular part of my youth.
4. The “Save the Pit” party from PCU
Tonight at the Pit, Everyone Gets Laid.
Ufford: The Ice Storm swingers party. RAWR! Kidding. I’ll have something soon. Sorry, I’m fighting a hangover this morning.
Punte: Uff drafts the volleyball scene in Top Gun.
5. Ufford- Old School
Can’t say I’m enamored with this pick. I was really looking for something with more drugs and strippers and gambling.
Hey, Snoop played, hot high school chicks showed up, and there were whippets. You could do worse.
6. Flubby- Caddy Day at the Bushwood CC
Tough call as there are a few good party scenes in Caddyshack (dinner party, yacht christening, post-match celebration).
This will certainly be the shortest lived party drafted today.
7. Flubby- Connie and Carlo’s wedding reception in The Godfather
Awesome spread, live band, plus Clemenza gets drunk and makes a fool of himself– then I’d get to hit up Vito Corleone for a favor and he has to say yes.
Damn, I really wanted the wedding party so I could ask Vito to whack somebody. Excellent value pick.
8. Ufford- Samuel L. Jackson’s blues performance in Black Snake Moan
Hot, sweaty bar in the sticks with Christina Ricci and sexy black chicks getting down to motherfuckin’ SAM JACKSON.
9. Unsilent- The Halloween Party from How High
Sure there would be plenty of Harvard douchebags, but there were plenty of hot chicks and Cypress Hill performed in a fucking dorm. Bonus points if I can get my hands on some of their OG Kush.
10. Drew- The orgy from Eyes Wide Shut
Drew would just stand in the corner touching himself.
11. Ape- The player’s party from Any Given Sunday
Drugs, strippers, pro football players in Miami with Lawrence Taylor chainsawing a car in half .
Ufford: Dammit. THAT’S the kind of party I was looking for. Stupid brain.
12. Punte- The Playboy Mansion party in Beverly Hills Cop II
13. Punte- The Ewok party at the end of Return of the Jedi
There’s a plushies joke in here somewhere, I’m sure.
14. Ape- Bruce Wayne’s fundraiser in The Dark Knight
Have to hobnob with high society types for a while, but food will be good and the booze top notch. And the pay-off, of course, is that I get to watch Batman fight The Joker.
15. Drew- End of the world party, Rules of Attraction
Sex, drugs, hot coeds in lingerie. Fucking Colby College.
16. Unsilent- Tony Lacey’s party in Annie Hall
At this point in the draft Ufford attempts to select the orgy from Eyes Wide Shut that Drew already drafted implicitly.
Ufford: Oh. You mean the time where you just attached an image and DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING? Yeah, that’s my fault.
I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight!
17. Ufford- Rudd and Rogen’s trip to Vegas from Knocked Up
Strippers and Cirque du Soleil on mushrooms.
I don’t think Rudd and Rogen’s trip qualifies as a party. Unless the guests were the chairs. But we’ll let this one slide, because it’s always a party with shrooms.
18. Flubby- The rave scene from Matrix Reloaded
Crappy movie and the scene ran too long– but looks like a real hootenanny.
Now it’s up to you to fill out the list in the comments. Please select one scene at a time and wait ten picks before selecting again. Nobody likes an asshole. And remember, starting next week the mock drafts will all be commenter driven. Knock yourselves out.
Tags: Fun With Mock Drafts, movies, Parties, Unsilent Majority
April 24th, 2009 at 11:33 am
dammit drew. can i take any of the other parties in rules of attraction?
April 24th, 2009 at 11:34 am
The party with the cocaine buffet from Blow. What an awesome movie.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:35 am
The Party w/ Peter Sellers
April 24th, 2009 at 11:36 am
The party at the end of Requiem for a Dream because Jennifer Connelly is hot and I’m a sick fuck.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:36 am
The party at the Gatsby mansion.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:38 am
The frat house party from Dirty Work, right after Norm gets thrown through the bar window.
“Hello, real cops?”
April 24th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Hey, Snoop played, hot high school chicks showed up, and there were whippets
I don’t remember seeing any small greyhounds.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:39 am
The bachelor party from Bachelor Party.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Billy Ray’s party in “Trading Places”.
“I’ve been waiting for you, Drew.”
April 24th, 2009 at 11:39 am
The AVN Awards after-party from the last episode of “Party Down.”
Porn stars, guys handing out ecstasy, porn stars, booze, porn stars, and cock-and-balls hors d’oeurves.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Bachelor Party hotel fiesta.
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWIvzZYvaiA
April 24th, 2009 at 11:40 am
The party in (horribly shitty) Weird Science. Who wouldn’t want to see a rocket randomly destroy half some douchebag’s house?
April 24th, 2009 at 11:40 am
The House Party in Teen Wolf
April 24th, 2009 at 11:40 am
damn, wasn’t fast enough!
April 24th, 2009 at 11:40 am
That’s not a movie, Otto!
April 24th, 2009 at 11:41 am
The house party from Grandma’s Boy
hot chicks, beer and Frankenstein weed
April 24th, 2009 at 11:41 am
the beach party at Jackie Treehorn’s
April 24th, 2009 at 11:42 am
The scene in Fear and Loathing where Duke goes to hear the Jefferson Airplane, gets acid from Lyle Lovett, and then runs into the real HST. ‘Hey, that’s me.’
April 24th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Opening orgy from “Caligula.”
April 24th, 2009 at 11:42 am
The pool party from Anchorman. The possibilites at that party are endless
April 24th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Ah, I missed the “from film” part.
The dorm party from Back to School. Robert Downey Jr., Rodney Dangerfield, a hot tub full of ditzy ladies, and Oingo Boingo.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:43 am
The Bone Dance ceremony/party at the end of The Karate Kid II. any party that includes the phrase “live or die, man” (followed by a “HONK” of the nose) is a FINE party in my book
April 24th, 2009 at 11:45 am
The orgy from Caligula, anything goes + there is the added excitement that you might not survive.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Damnit, I should have read faster.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:46 am
nice pull Otto!
party at the end of Superbad (chicka chicka pow)
April 24th, 2009 at 11:46 am
I’m also really disturbed by that Rules of Attraction picture … that fatass is surrounded by not one, but two absurdly hot naked chicks? Somehow I think that movie lacks realism.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:46 am
The Christmas party in Die Hard 1. Booze, sex, blow, and then I get to watch shit blow up for a couple hours.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:47 am
The Miss Hawaiian Tropic Party in “Real Genius:”
“Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you’re in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives… to have sex.”
April 24th, 2009 at 11:48 am
The graduation party from Say Anything. As long as I don’t have to hold anybody’s Firebird keys.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:48 am
The party in Friday Night Lights. Because I didn’t get enough of that shit in high school, apparently.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Sean Ay for the win.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:49 am
The party Wheeler and Ronnie go to in Role Models.
Kinky elementary school teachers… and Pro Evolution Soccer!
April 24th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Bachelor Party in Very Bad Things…mmmm, strippercide!
/what?
April 24th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Dammit. I missed out on “Real Genius” AND “Back to School.”
Frat party from “Revenge of the Nerds.”
“Hey, guys. Wonder Joints.”
April 24th, 2009 at 11:50 am
surfer party at Bodhi’s house.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Dammit UU!! That was my first pick.
I will take the party scene when David Lind walks in for the first time in Wonderland. Booze, drugs, antique pistols being fired through the ceiling. Awesome.
“Summer, baby bummer!”
April 24th, 2009 at 11:50 am
@UU and Grandma’s boy
Nice one!
I’ll take the final contest in BeerFest. Beer pong champion right here.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:50 am
The competition in “Beerfest.”
April 24th, 2009 at 11:50 am
The Alpha Beta frat party from Revenge of the Nerds
The house burns down so you know it was a kick ass party
@Otto, nice call on Back to School
April 24th, 2009 at 11:51 am
The house party from Almost Famous when Russell Hammond screams he’s “A Golden God”
April 24th, 2009 at 11:51 am
The party when Billy Madison passes third grade. That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ass. I know from experience. knowwhatImean, dude?
/no, no I don’t.
//and Otto’s right–Sean wins. They’re student cosmetologists.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:51 am
The Real Genius one was on my list.
I’ll take the the stair-diving party from Revenge of the Nerds.
FIREBALL! FIREBALL! FIREBALL!
April 24th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Dammit, I was gonna pick “Caligula.” I’ve never actually seen it, but apparently, it’s quite a show.
Close second in debauchery would be the party in Sixteen Candles.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:52 am
The bar scene in Tombstone when Doc Holliday and Johnny Ringo have their latin-off.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:53 am
FUCK.
Guess I’ll be taking the Millennium party from Strange Days, then.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:53 am
You’ve won this round, Rock.
I guess I’ll take the Willie Nelson afterparty.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:53 am
For my second pick I will take the first house party they crash in Beerfest. I would like to attempt the strikeout and see if I don’t look like that fucker from the Colts tailgate video.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Everyone missed a real classic: the psychedelic party from Midnight Cowboy.
Didn’t have time to find a clip but it’s a good one with drugs AND sex.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:53 am
The party the owner threw the players in North Dallas Forty. My first ten choices were taken.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Bit of a stretch but the party in The Beach right after DiCaprio and co. become part of the weird commune there. Tropical island? Drugs and booze? Hot naked French chicks? Check, check and check.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:56 am
The party from Can’t Hardly Wait. Jennifer Love Hewitt in her prime and on the rebound.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Joining Raoul Duke and Dr. Gonzo in Vegas for enough debauchery to last a life time
April 24th, 2009 at 11:58 am
The porn star party in Girl Next Door.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:59 am
the high school party from “varsity blues.”
April 24th, 2009 at 11:59 am
The high-society fundraiser in Dumb and Dumber. I get to wear a ridiculous suit, drink free booze, flirt with hot rich women, and watch two stupid fucking owls die.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Floating afternoon party from “Weekend at Bernies.” Oh what fun we can have with a dead guy!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
The record burning party at the end of “Rock and Roll High School”
The Ramones show up and blow the school up.
/great value pick
April 24th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
“The Thin Man” Any set that features a pantsless man dancing with a lamp shade on his head is a set I want to be there for.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Since Drew fucked it up (or at least attached the wrong picture, also it’s CAMDEN college), I’m gonna go ahead and take the “Dress to Get Screwed” party from The Rules of Attraction (which is where Jessica Biel showed up dressed in her fluffy teddy). Not that the End of the World Party is such a bad pick, though.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
party at Jake’s house in Sixteen Candles. Just to see if the geek is really trapped in the glass coffee table.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
@ Zack – pretty sure Drew went to Colby. Somehow don’t think they had weekly naked lingerie parties there.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Jim’s party with the twins in Basketball Diaries.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
The party at the lakehouse in “American Pie 2″….yikes.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
The “Going Away” Party from 25th Hour. Anna Paquin and Rosario Dawson were never hotter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-6f7w1mjQ4
April 24th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
The mud wrestling party from “Stripes.”
“You’re a lean, mean FIGHTING MACHINE!”
April 24th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Andy Warhol’s party from The Doors.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFHyhZQQfGU&feature=PlayList&p=81BC3DFBA3DAA220&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=15
Just for the disapproving look from Frank Whaley. And an elevator blowjob from Nico.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
I’d take the Bloodbath Blade party if I could be a vampire.
Otherwise, I’ll take the Go rave party.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Both of mine were taken. I’ll settle for the Halloween party in “Mean Girls”. The one scene where LiLo looks as crazy as she actually is.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Republican National Convention in W, just so I could try to nail the Bush girls.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
The party at Bernie’s, of Weekend at Bernie’s
April 24th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
@Otto, Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up…
April 24th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
@Kid Presentable: Aha. That part of my nitpicking is withdrawn.
Pick 2: The rave in Stark Raving Mad. All kinds of ecstasy, a cop’s underage daughter on the prowl, and a smoking hot redhead who will complain if you stop fucking her before she comes. Plus a bank robbery!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
The USO party from Apocalypse Now. Hit of bomb in the ‘Nam with Playboy bunnies on the stage
April 24th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
The party at the start of Cloverfield. There were some hot chicks, and an impending apocalypse makes them put out.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
The Kings and Queens Ball from “Enchanted”. Good food, waltzing, stolen glances, etc. Then Susan Sarandon shows up and turns into a fucking dragon. Ever so much fun.
Gayest pick so far? Gayest pick so far.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Any of the wedding receptions from the montage of Wedding Crashers’ first 10 minutes.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Graduation party from ‘Can’t Hardly Wait’
April 24th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Pool party scene in the Last Picture Show. Lots of hot naked chicks in black and white!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Woodstock from the doc.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
The party from Risky Business – wall to wall hookers
/steal of the draft
April 24th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Damn it, Yinzer B.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Bilbo’s birthday party in Fellowship of the Ring- good beer, pipeweed and wizards. Fan-fuckin tastic.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Pick 3: The “dead” celebrity party at the end of Death Becomes Her. Jim Morrisson, Elvis, Buddy Holly, Marilyn Monroe, Janis Joplin…plus immortality. Steal of the draft?
April 24th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
The golden idol orgy from “Ten Commandments.”
“Moses, take off your sandals, for this is horny ground!”
April 24th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
@Dan from Chicago – I can’t compete with that – it really is a steal to get that so deep into the draft. Some folks here need to hire new scouting staffs.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
F’ing Catalina Wine Mixer from Step Brothers.
Boats ‘n Hoes!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Party in the heads bunker from Platoon. Just because I always wanted to shotgun a hit through and actual shotgun.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
*Hos…dammit
April 24th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
The wedding from The Deer Hunter. Not particularly great, but I’m drawing a blank.
The Russian roulette scene at the end doesn’t count as a party, right? Right?
April 24th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
The orgy Xerxses throws in “300″
April 24th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
X scene that opens Garden State. But I can hold my weed/x/booze and don’t get dicks drawn on my face.
/at least, not again.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
The PJ party from Van Wilder.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Bottomless Party — Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo
April 24th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Waynestock, Aurora IL. – Wayne’s World II
April 24th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
“Nowhere”
I haven’t seen this movie, but I’m going to based solely on this description from AMC:
”
Like Fellini’s Satyricon for the “whatever” generation, Gregg Araki’s Nowhere surveys the hedonistic nihilism of a polymorphously perverse adolescent wasteland, building up to a surrealistic shindig set to psychedelic lighting where machine gun-wielding transvestites, homicidal motorcyclists, satanic bodycutters, suicidal pillheads and reptilian space aliens gather to celebrate the apocalypse. It would be nothing more than a freakshow if it weren’t so strangely, and darkly, fun.”
April 24th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
The opening scene of The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the Eighth Dimension.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Party in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Oh Audrey…
April 24th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
The “No Bottoms” party in Harold & Kumar Escape From Quantanamo Bay
April 24th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
the party in the hills off Mulholland from “Swingers”
“Heading to the Dresden. You coming?”
“Sure, this place is dead anyway”
April 24th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Damnit!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Haven’t seen the movie, but the hot tub scene in Frostbite with Buffy Tyler and Suzanne Stokes will do.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Damnit I always get here too late. I guess I will take the party in Some Kind of Wonderful. I like it when the dude gets bitch slapped. Twice.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
David Kleinfeld’s house party in “Carlito’s Way.”
If the only rule is that you have to go inside to have drug-fueled monkey sex with the half-naked stripper, that’s not a lot of boundaries.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Leon’s party tracking the teams in Midnight Madness.
/Fagabefe?
April 24th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
The island of Tortuga in the first Pirates of the Caribbean. Also, the deserted island would be sweet, because I could totally outclass Jack Sparrow. Before the rum was gone.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
The party in the hallway of “He Got Game”… of course, in this scenario I would be the one that Rick Fox would have arranged the party within a party for.
/I like big titties
April 24th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I’ll take the downhill party from Ski Patrol
April 24th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Party at the Bio-Dome.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
I will take one of the house parties from Waiting. Plenty of hot ass, Luis Guzman, and I can get blacked out drunk and break a bottle over Dane Cook’s face.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
+1,000,000 for Spum!!
Fagabefe? Hey Emeilo, Fagabefe…
Accidento, clean-o up-o mess-o.
Fucking classic!!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Oktoberfest from Strange Brew
April 24th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
@The Blue Room and Brock Sampson: My friend Amir played the host of that party. He said it was very difficult to concentrate on his lines. Good choice. Very good choice.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
@DHSC: Damn you. That was my next pick.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Benny’s going away party (parties?) in City of God.As long as you’re not that ugly mother fucker Lil’ Ze, you’d have a blast!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Oktoberfest from Beerfest.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Since I really want a Playboy Mansion party, I’ll dig deep and take the one from “Miss March” for Pick no. 4.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Frat Party in Road Trip where they are auctioning off sorority girls. God Bless Amy Smart.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
The big party in the bar game room in The Accused!!
April 24th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Austin Power with the fembots or Requiem of a dream ass to ass scene
April 24th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
the volley ball party in any given sunday.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
The party at the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, with Morris Day and the MOTHERFUCKING Time.
/that’s what I get for getting here late
April 24th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Is there a Playboy Mansion party scene in House Bunny? If so, I’ll take that.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
The Endangered Owl party, Dumb and Dumber.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
The orgy in Summer of Sam… much better than the other orgies mentioned so far.
/Spike Lee is a pervert. But he’s so well spoken!!
April 24th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
@ alvin mack
You ski? Are you the real Alvin Mack?
April 24th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
The party from Varsity Blues where BillyBob pukes in a washing machine. Plus, I get to laugh at Paul Walker and James Van Der Beek attempting to act.
And Drew, take it from someone who spent far too many nights of his youth drinking and smoking at parties in a field- you weren’t missing much. It was usually either too cold, too hot, or too buggy, and about 90% of them would get broken up by the cops within an hour or two. Destroying someone’s house who decided to throw a party when their parents went away for the weekend was much better.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Are parties from pornos allowed? If so, we could be here all night…
April 24th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
The cocktail party in “The Exorcist.”
That’s when shit starts to go downhill for poor little Reagan.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Keeping with my Dangerfield theme, I’m taking the party on the golf course at the end of Caddyshack.
“Hey everybody! We’re all gonna get laid!”
April 24th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
The party at Strawberry’s house in Up In Smoke – lots of weed, and chicks snorting Ajax.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
The pool party from Domino. Drinking with Mickey Rourke with a wet Keira Knightley splashing around. Hell yes.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Or, the house party in The Sure Thing…
April 24th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Bachelor Party!
April 24th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
It isn’t supposed to be Colby. BEE has long maintained that Camden was a stand in for Bennington College in VT.
Completely different brands of WASP-iness.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
The party where Cutty got laid from The Wire season 3.
Drugs, booze, random fucking taking place, potential is high for a threesome, and getting the opprotunity to kick it with Bodie and Slim Charles.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
The orgy scene in Conan the Barbarian. Hot chicks, musical score by Basil Poledouris, and Thulsa Doom turning into an anthropomorphisized snake. Best party trick ever!
April 24th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
@Cheap Shot Artist- Stay the fuck out of my brain.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
The bachelor party from Artie Lang’s Beer League. If I’m a dumbass and that was taken then the party on the boat at the end of “Things to do in Denver when You’re Dead.” I would have caught some of those motherfucking heaven fish and hoped Gabrielle Anwar had died too, so I could fuck her.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
@slyfinger- not technically film, but i love the pick
The bachelor party from Beer League. Because you know Artie Lange knows how to fucking party. Added bonus that Ralph Macchio is there, so you can ask him if he has a restraining order out on Simmons
April 24th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
@Machetes and Gasoline- I fucking hate you.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Now how do we go 137 responses without Artie Lang’s Beer League and two of us pick it back to back.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
The bar scene from Hot Dog; The Movie, where O’Callahan makes that girl a drink called “The Leg Spreader.” After she passes-out, Squirrel says, “Now that’s a woman I can take advantage of!”
Ah, the 80’s…
April 24th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
@Cheap Shot Artist,
Tremendous pick with City of God. Probably the highest correlation of excellence of move to excellence of party that this draft can produce.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I was thinking specifically of the part where they’re trying to hit the pong balls that are being shot out of the stripper’s vag. Or when the bartender attempts to wipe their gigantic pile of coke off the bar.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Does Band of Brothers count as a movie? If so, I’ll take the liberation of Eindhoven. Legal drugs, great beer, and hundreds of likely-fatherless women recently freed from oppression? Yes please.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Yep, i was thinking of the part when Arties friend goes “artie i thought you stopped doin coke” and Artie looks at him all disgustedly and goes “It’s a bachelor party!!!”
April 24th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
House party at the end of super toopers, a fresh keg of St. Anky beer. I would have to be a member of the spurberry PD so I could throw crap at the kids
April 24th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
I’m going to do this without reading the comments cause I CTRL+F’d and didn’t find it.
The original Pajama Jammy Jam party featuring EU from School Daze. Although I hate Go-Go music, I’d tolerate it to get up on some HBCU bootay.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
The new years party from godfather 2….but if none was takin id totally take the bachelor party from bachelor party
April 24th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
The gang initiation party in Havoc… if I was there there ain’t no way in hell Anne Hathaway was getting out of that room unmolested… not to mention, I would’ve been prepared with rigged six sixes dice so that we could fill all of her holes just like they did to slutty little Bijou.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
The Asian party in Harold & Kumar go to White Castle.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Brittany Kiser’s party at the beginning of Baseketball.
“Hiii Brittany.”
April 24th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Late as usual. I’ll take the party at Camelot in Monty Python’s “Holy Grail”. I don’t care if ’tis a silly place. It looks like a good time. I can drink ale, play the drums on knights’ helmeted heads and strike peasants at random.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
The Eastern European absinthe party in EuroTrip. Even if she was my twin sister I’d still try to fuck Michelle Trachtenberg.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
The race weekend party in The Fast & The Furious. Why, yes, I would like some Asian chicks in short schoolgirl skirts, thank you.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I’ll take the party at Camelot in Monty Python’s “Holy Grail”.
Right movie, wrong castle. I’ll take the one Galahad finds, with Zoot, Dingo and the rest of the ladies.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
@ Otto “Naughty Zoot. Bad, EVIL Zoot. I deserve a spanking. We ALL deserve spankings. And then…the oral sex!”
April 24th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
If we’re getting ole’ timey here (with respect to Gino & Otto), I’ll take the victory party from Excalibur. The details elude me (I think it’s where Arthur first sees Guenevere), but bonus points for it also being the same movie that I first saw boobs.
/thumbs up to my friend’s dad for letting two 9-year olds watch it
//no idea why Uther kept the armor on while banging
April 24th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Fuck, Otto, you’re right. I was so hung up on using peasants for precussion instruments I overlooked the castle full of maidens aged 16-19 who enjoy oral sex and getting spanked.
“I’ll bet you’re gay!”
“No I’m not!”
April 24th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
King&Occidental @ The Pier from Fear.
I just wanna see a 20 year old Reese Witherspoon in a lil’ skirt for realsies. Bonus Alyssa Milano as a skank (natch), too.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Graduation party from Menace II Society.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Playboy Mansion party from Beverly Hills Cop 2. Just so I could slap the one black guy for dancing like a gay top…then try to tap some 80’s playmate poon.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
I’ll take the Childlike Empress’ Pan-Fantasian conference at the Ivory Tower in “The Never Ending Story”. Sure eveverbody’s worried about The Nothing, but I’ll just swoop in, call the Emperess Moonchild and presto-changeo, everything’s cool. There’ll be all kinds of crazy creatures and I’ll bet the food, drink and drugs would be wild. Hell, I’ll invite Bastian and get him laid. But hands off the emperess! She’s mine!
April 24th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
I hereby Select, with my first pick, the club party in Soul Plane. Because of my particular wont for African-American and Latina women.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
when they killed those strippers in Stag. Did I just date myself?
April 24th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
The party Max throws at the speak easy behind Fat Moe’s Restaurant when Noodles gets out of jail in “Once Upon A Time in America”
booze, gambling and slutty 1920’s flapper chicks. Count me in.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
The bar party at Titty Twister in From Dusk till Dawn. I don’t care if she’d turn into a vampire and eat me, I’d still enjoy staring at Salma Hayek and the other strippers and drinking with George Clooney and Quentin Tarantino. Not to mention Cheech Marin, Harvey Keitel and a barely legal Julliette Lewis. And they sell every kind of pussy imaginable for a bargain basement price.
STEAL OF THE DRAFT!
April 24th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Wyatt and Gary’s get cool party in Weird Science high school nudity, drinking, etc.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
That orgy scene from 300 where the Ephialtes gives Xerxes the 411 on the secret path around the Greeks. That looks like fun.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
It’s All Gone Pete Tong. Ibiza!
April 24th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Does the pool scene in Fast Times qualify? If so, it’s the steal of the draft.
Doesn’t anybody fucking knock anymore?
April 24th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
The bar party at Titty Twister in From Dusk till Dawn.
Good pick. “From Dusk Til Dawn” had the makings of a really good movie until that vampire bullshit went down. Also, don’t forget that Fred “The Hammer” Williamson, Danny Trejo and Tom Sevini appeared, too.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
The jell-o wrestling party from Old School. It was so great it killed Blue.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
The party at the end of Kids.
/sorry
April 24th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Jackin, I can understand not wanting to read through all the comments but to make the same pick as one of the authors in the actual post? For shame
April 24th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
The pending party once Sexy Friday is posted. STOP SLACKING!
April 24th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
The high school house party from Uncle Buck. The girls at that high school seemed like they were down for business, plus I might get to steal John Candy’s hat.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Sid Vicious and Nancy’s final hurrah.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Never saw Kids. What’s up with the party?
April 24th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
The house party that Jake Mizursky crashes in Alpha Dog… just so I could watch Jewish Bruce Lee live and in person.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
For this late in the draft – how about the Player’s Ball in Doctor Detroit (yes I’m old – very old).
April 24th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
The high school house party from Uncle Buck.
Quality pick. You can also beat the hell out of a hipster named Bug and hit golf balls at him- after you’ve let him out of your trunk.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
@Rocco- Children of various ages get drunk and/or high, then someone undresses and fucks a passed out Chloe Sevigny without her even waking up… good times had by all!!
/can’t believe I didn’t think of this one.
//still satisfied with my choice of the bar party in The Accused.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
@JJTB: my bad, I’m an idiot for not CTRL F’ing for that 2nd pick.
OK, I’ll now take (as my 2nd pick): The party in the movie “House Party.” I win. How the hell did no one take that obvious one? CTRL F’d that one. Unless it is the blank white image at the top of my screen because I can’t see videos at work.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
The Vanilla Ice concert in Secret of the Ooze is like the Dark Knight party on acid
April 24th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
The Players’ Ball in “Dr. Detroit” is an excellent pick which totally slipped my mind. Any party with James Brown and prostitutes is one worth crashing.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
@ jackin’4beats: Ouch, strike two.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I expected this to be a shallow draft, but apparently I just don’t watch the right kind of movie. I’m going to have to go with the party the Soviets throw after the battle of the tractor factory in Enemy at the Gates.
Plentiful vodka, accordion music, and a super-horny Rachel Weisz? And the guaranteed opportunity to shoot Nazis the next day? Fuck and yes.
@BTBD: “Does Band of Brothers count as a movie? If so, I’ll take the liberation of Eindhoven. Legal drugs, great beer, and hundreds of likely-fatherless women recently freed from oppression? Yes please.”
Good pick, lofty pick.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
I quit then.
/takes ball and goes home
//kicks soda can lying in street
April 24th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Very, very slow work day for me and nobody’s looking, so I’ll pick again:
I’d like to go out to the bars after a game with the Charlestown Chiefs in “Slap Shot”. It was the swingin’ ’70s- the era before AIDS and Reagan when all the girls were on the Pill and there were plenty of recreational drugs for everyone. You’d get to hang with Paul Newman, Moe the pervert and some wacky French Canadians, then watch the Hanson Brothers get in a fight before you take a lady home and learn, post-coitally, of her attraction to women.
“Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy!”
April 24th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
@j4b: You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
April 24th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
any party at the Double Deuce before Dalton ruined it
April 24th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
The party from the “dick in the mashed potatoes” joke.
April 24th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
“I could use a party with some figure skaters” from Bull Durham…
April 24th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
The Enchantment Under the Sea dance from Back to the Future. That’s all I can think of….I guess I’d get to see Calvin Klein perform.
April 24th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Real Genius is the greatest house party ever, but since it was mentioned I am going to say the party in Clueless where the Mighty Mighty Bosstones played. Throw in beer and Alicia Silverstone in a mini skirt and that’s a good night.
April 24th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
The “party” scene in Clockwork Orange, where Alex and his friends go to the Korova Milk Bar where the woman sings Beethoven’s 9th. I really want to try synthemesc and drencrom, also that singer looked like an easy slut.
/enjoys wallowing in own insignificance and slow decay.
April 24th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Speaking of The Players Ball,
How about the original from The Mack? You get to hang out with Richard Prior, drink a ton, and have ton of easy women choose you “Yo bitch chose me!”
or the titular “Players Ball with Ice Cube? Also good times.
April 24th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Wow, someone else actually saw Strange Days. And here I thought it was just me.
@Tracer Bullet: all that and Gibby Haynes too, IIRC.
Funny, I don’t remember Clemenza getting smashed at the wedding party. But I do remember Pentangeli getting smashed at Anthony’s Lake Tahoe christening party at the beginning of Godfather II, and since I don’t see it off the board yet I’ll take it, and some wine please.
April 24th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
And since I’m so damn late I’ll double-dip by hanging out with Frank Booth, Jeffrey Bomont, Ben, a utility light, and a case of Heineken.
April 24th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
rick moranis’ apartment party in ghostbusters
April 24th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Wow, I said to myself on seeing Kid ‘n Play again that was a pretty good movie when it came out, particularly for a white guy. I’m sure it sucks now. I’ve seen everything else listed and “eh” except never seen Black Snake Moan and I’m leaving my chair, in the usual Friday drunk, to go rent that. Your fault , I’m DWI, you’ll be hearing form my laywer.
April 24th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
saw an oldie but a goodie this weekend and so I will select the party at Uncle Carl’s with Ducky(who in later years had legs and she knew how to use them) and Ginger. Whole movie was one long party….
April 24th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
idiot I am..Beach Girls was the movie
April 24th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
The backyard party from Boyz in the Hood. I love me some barbecue.
April 24th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
House party from SLC Punk. Beer imported from Wyoming, punk rock chicks, tons of weed and LSD and a rocking soundtrack.
Too bad it’s in Utah.
April 24th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
House party scene in Swordfish. Fine booze and random chicks stripping off their clothes and getting in the swimming pool.
/best I can think of for being so late
April 24th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Clarence Boddicker’s party from robocop. Cocaine, 80s hookers, Red from that 1970s show, it’s got everything. Bitches leave, indeed.
April 24th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
I’D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!
April 24th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Lost in Translation karaoke party with Scarlett Johansson and Bill Murray. Pretty sure I win.
April 24th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
the donkey show in clerks II. on second hand, maybe not :)
April 24th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
“Yo Yo Yo I thought this was a party???”
“LET”S DAAAAAAAAAANNNNNCE!!!!!!!!”
/Footloose FTW
//Feverybody cut everybody cut….
April 24th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
The wedding reception in Rachel getting married. I’d like to crash the party, break their instruments and kick all of their hippie faggot asses as retaliation for my getting dragged to the theater to see that bullshit.
April 25th, 2009 at 2:16 am
a) Night Shift– the bachelor party in the morgue.
b) Can we switch to the small screen? The Wire: either the welcome home Avon party at Orlando’s, or the “welcome back to the game, Cuddy” party where Slim Charles says “oh it’s ON now…”
April 25th, 2009 at 2:18 am
Goodfellas just to watch Tommy DeVito fuck with people.
Titanic – nothing like impending doom to release your inhibitions.
April 25th, 2009 at 2:47 am
If you had showtime or cinemax after 1980, this movie was on a loop every saturday night @ 2AM
H.O.T.S.
The pool party drained me everytime.
PLUS YOU GET BONUS BONADUCE!!!
Undrafted Free Agent Hall of Fame Selection.
April 25th, 2009 at 6:36 am
I’ll take the party scene from Not Another team movie. It’s the same as Can’t hardly wait party, but replace Jennifer Love Chewitt with Lacey Chabert, more drugs and a nude Spanish exchange student.
April 25th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Man, there ain’t crap left, so I’m going with the Pagan Party in the movie Dragnet.
/aware of his lameness
WF
April 25th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Great Willie Aames’ ghost, a H. O. T. S. reference.
Take that, Lingerie Bowl!
April 25th, 2009 at 11:28 am
The party at the beginning of “Friday Night Lights”. With beer funnels, nice Texas girls, and a packed-out house, what’s not to like?
April 25th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
The party that Mozart, his sleazebag promoter, and a random selection of 18th century actress/whores had in the middle of nowhere in “Amadeus.” I don’t even speak German, but I love absinthe and syphilis. This would also be a great place for a slew of “Magic Flute” pickup lines. Well, probably the only place.
April 25th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
eddie murphy’s party at dan akroyd’s house in “Trading Places”.
April 25th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Wow, a H.O.T.s reference! That takes me back to the days of Cinemax’s Friday After Dark when they’d show soft core porn from the ’70s. Usually it was poorly-dubbed European stuff like “Emanuelle”, but “H.O.T.S.” and topless girls football is pretty good, too.
April 25th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Billy Madison’s third grade graduation party. “Ohh what a glorious day!”
April 26th, 2009 at 12:23 am
Library smoking weed party from The Breakfast Club. Both of the chicks are smoking hot, even though competing with Emilio might be a bitch. But as a consolation prize the weed they’re smoking allows you to scream loud enough to break a glass door so thats gotta count for something.
April 26th, 2009 at 4:58 am
party in face off before the feds come in. mass cocaine. barbituates that make you slanted and gina gershon in her prime. then a bad ass shoot out with automatic weapons top notch night
April 26th, 2009 at 8:03 am
The 3 AM lounge piano scene from “Pretty Woman”.
April 27th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Disco party fight in The Last Dragon.
Was that Evil Santa Clause?
April 27th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
The subway station men’s bathroom stall party from The Basketball Diaries…
Why is everybody looking at me like that?