Comments on: KSK Fantasy Sex/Football Mailbag SPECIAL TUESDAY EDITION! Friends with Benefits, Long Distance, and Urinary Tract Infections

By: JayBear

JayBear — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:24:39 +0000

Is no one willing to touch on the fact thats its VIRTUALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to have that many good players in your keeper league?

I have to choose 3 of my 6 first round picks, oh woe is me.

By: Rocco

Rocco — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:40:33 +0000

My buddy married an ex of mine (of a few of ours, actually), and everything is cool. It’s not always that big a deal. People break up for a reason.

By: Jay34

Jay34 — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:55:02 +0000

“Use whatever combination of lies and half-truths to get the job done.” And that my friends is comedy gold.

By: TheVermonster

TheVermonster — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:17:21 +0000

To the kid who thinks he has a friend with benefits, but is actually in a relationship with a girl devoid of the knowledge as to how to hygienically wipe her ass- wash your hands all you want, she is wiping back to front and spreading bacteria from her ass to her cookie jar. Either walk the misses through an asswiping tutorial, or start looking for a girl who knows how to clean up without spreading shit about her trim- I know which one I would pick.

By: Slash

Slash — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:15:44 +0000

RE UTI Guy Says:
“The key to this FWB relationship is that she’s gone at the beginning of May. We’ve known that since we began hooking up so there’s no hidden hurt feelings if one of us had found someone else or if we got bored with each other, etc. Anyway, it’s not like she wasn’t getting anything in return until the UTIs became a constant recurrence. And now that she’s getting a free vibrator out of this, I think we’re pretty equal.”

Cool. It’s like a gift with purchase at the Estee Lauder counter at Macy’s. So it’s all good.

By: UTI Guy

UTI Guy — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:54:10 +0000

@Carrie Find a guy who likes, and is good at, giving oral sex. Those are the men who like to give as much as they like receiving.

The key to this FWB relationship is that she’s gone at the beginning of May. We’ve known that since we began hooking up so there’s no hidden hurt feelings if one of us had found someone else or if we got bored with each other, etc. Anyway, it’s not like she wasn’t getting anything in return until the UTIs became a constant recurrence. And now that she’s getting a free vibrator out of this, I think we’re pretty equal.

Mind you, I think this whole setup is a rarity, so your mileage with any FWB may vary.

By: Zack

Zack — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:16:37 +0000

I’m with Slash on this one – I think that FWB relationships are just cover for people who are a.) unpleasant to be around, b.) lousy lays. If a) is true there’s enough of a sexual pull to hold things together, but relatively dysfunctional otherwise. If b) is true then the sex can truly be casual but isn’t worth pursuing except to fulfill the occasional biological need when the urge becomes strong enough.

By: Slash

Slash — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:28:54 +0000

RE MerK Says: “I had number 3 as a FWB all throughout highschool and some of college and I disagree fully. Terrific girl. An IM or phone call and 20 minutes later I was driving around town with a head in my lap or parked with my dinky in some stinky (hehe). You know how that ended? She found an actual boyfriend, got pregnant and went back to school. I found my future wife a month and a half later and nobody ends up hurt in the long run. As far as I know.”

Eh, I said “probably.” I guess I should change that to “POSSIBLY turn out badly for you in some way.” Plus, sounds like your FWB got some in return. I have no problem with no-strings sex. As long as everyone understands what “no-strings” means. And that everyone is OK with that. I just doubt that in many of these arrangements, it’s spelled out so clearly. I could be wrong. Kids these days and their FWB, as if they invented the concept. Just seems like a lot of the time the B part goes mostly to the male person and not so much to the female person. Again, I could be wrong here. If someone could point me to a credible study in this area, feel free. I’m just skeptical that bouncing on over to your FWB’s house every time he feels like getting a blowjob and then leaving right after so as not to “act like a girlfriend” is as liberating and awesome and self-actualizing as many people are making it out to be. It’s not really a shock that men have no problem with this type of arrangement.

By: MerK

MerK — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:07:37 +0000

@Slash – I had number 3 as a FWB all throughout highschool and some of college and I disagree fully.

Terrific girl. An IM or phone call and 20 minutes later I was driving around town with a head in my lap or parked with my dinky in some stinky (hehe). You know how that ended? She found an actual boyfriend, got pregnant and went back to school. I found my future wife a month and a half later and nobody ends up hurt in the long run. As far as I know. I mean, she looks happy in her facebook pictures. No, the kid looks nothing like me, why do you ask? What? No, there’s no way this comes to bite me in the ass.

By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:45:08 +0000

I’m now terribly concerned about the vaginal well-being of a woman I’ve never met.