Comments on: KSK Fantasy Sex/Football Mailbag: Of Web Cams, Marrying Virgins, and Subsidized JDate Accounts

By: cia

cia — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 21:44:43 +0000

Don’t marry a virgin. That shit is totally overated. My fiance married a virgin, because he was raised to think he had too, and she just got weirder every day. i think it should be listed as an obsessive compulsive disorder. I on the other hand slept around a little, OK more than a little, in high school, kept myself normal, not a freaking fortress. My fiance is currently the happiest man on earth. No one denies this!

By: Stonecutter

Stonecutter — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:23:32 +0000

@slothrop

Any Southern school will do, really. But you’re right about Vandy. I know a dozen grads of that school, and none of them is right in the head.

By: BigRedEd

BigRedEd — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:16:04 +0000

>-Bobby W.
“…the Internet eliminates the thrill of romantic conquest”

WHAT? Listen, the thrill of a woman raising her hips so you can slip her panties off is the thrill of all thrills, it trumps any other thrill, in fact, there is only one real thirll, and that is it.

>-Sanchez
Did you try to give her a Dirty Sanchez? If she takes that, it ratchets up the amount of pain you can put up with because you will always have that knowledge. Otherwise, as the saying goes, “no matter how hot a woman is, there is a poor bastard somewhere that is tired of putting up with her shit.”

By: Pacman's Bodyguard

Pacman's Bodyguard — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:26:40 +0000

@FMRA: “go live in the goddamn desert with a turtle and a shotgun for friends”

*starts slow clap*

@CC: “And in the bedroom is where you spelled out “I love you” in rose petals, and she’ll see it and turn around, and there you are on one knee, with the ring, ready with an apology and an appropriate proposal.”

*stops slow clap*
**vomits**

By: Rock

Rock — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:04:15 +0000

You are an idiot if you are sacrificing mental health and long-term happiness for physical beauty.

Just spend time becoming emotionally self-sufficient (i.e. confidence), making more money, and not being a total douche. Good things come to you. As a wise man once said:

“Your ass backwards if you chase hoes, chase the cheese they come with the shit.” – koolaid maroney

God, I love being single and working for myself. :)

By: Rocco

Rocco — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:08:50 +0000

@Slothrop: You too? I got warned as well. Fuck me for not listening.

By: tbone

tbone — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:48:27 +0000

fuck! the fucking guy that jerks off on a webcam with other dudes watching is a fucking ravens fan????!!?!?! shoot me now.

Rumor has it he spanks it to Flacco…Fucking Ratbirds

By: John Whorfin

John Whorfin — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:46:44 +0000

Lofty hair. True hair.

Well, pretty damn lofty, at least.

By: Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows

Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:18:40 +0000

@FTBS

Ah yes, Jersey girls have their own separate category waaayyyyyy over there.

All the ladies here in Philly do not mesh well with the Jersey girls. Lots of hair involved in those kitty fights.

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:48:36 +0000

Sidestepping the various issues about marriage and surprise anal fingering and jerking off for guys, I did not know Daphne Rosen was Jewish. That’s the single fact I’m obligated to learn by the laws of the state, and now back to revision, which will be fruitless because I only really have the capacity to remember one thing a day. I don’t thunk so good no more.