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	<title>Comments on: KSK Fantasy Sex/Football Mailbag: Of Web Cams, Marrying Virgins, and Subsidized JDate Accounts</title>
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		<title>By: ventolin hfa what is it for</title>
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		<dc:creator>ventolin hfa what is it for</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 11:34:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>FTGDDO thanx mike</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FTGDDO thanx mike</p>
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		<title>By: Andra Maree</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andra Maree</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 21:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Innocent twink boys fuck in different poses with their classmates.http://gaypornstream.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Innocent twink boys fuck in different poses with their classmates.<a href="http://gaypornstream.com" rel="nofollow">http://gaypornstream.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: cia</title>
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		<dc:creator>cia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 21:44:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t marry a virgin. That shit is totally overated. My fiance married a virgin, because he was raised to think he had too, and she just got weirder every day. i think it should be listed as an obsessive compulsive disorder. I on the other hand slept around a little, OK more than a little, in high school, kept myself normal, not a freaking fortress. My fiance is currently the happiest man on earth. No one denies this!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t marry a virgin. That shit is totally overated. My fiance married a virgin, because he was raised to think he had too, and she just got weirder every day. i think it should be listed as an obsessive compulsive disorder. I on the other hand slept around a little, OK more than a little, in high school, kept myself normal, not a freaking fortress. My fiance is currently the happiest man on earth. No one denies this!</p>
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		<title>By: Stonecutter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stonecutter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 20:23:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@slothrop

Any Southern school will do, really.  But you&#039;re right about Vandy.  I know a dozen grads of that school, and none of them is right in the head.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@slothrop</p>
<p>Any Southern school will do, really.  But you&#8217;re right about Vandy.  I know a dozen grads of that school, and none of them is right in the head.</p>
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		<title>By: BigRedEd</title>
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		<dc:creator>BigRedEd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&gt;-Bobby W.
&quot;...the Internet eliminates the thrill of romantic conquest&quot;

WHAT?  Listen, the thrill of a woman raising her hips so you can slip her panties off is the thrill of all thrills, it trumps any other thrill, in fact, there is only one real thirll, and that is it.

&gt;-Sanchez
Did you try to give her a Dirty Sanchez?  If she takes that, it ratchets up the amount of pain you can put up with because you will always have that knowledge.  Otherwise, as the saying goes, &quot;no matter how hot a woman is, there is a poor bastard somewhere that is tired of putting up with her shit.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&gt;-Bobby W.<br />
&#8220;&#8230;the Internet eliminates the thrill of romantic conquest&#8221;</p>
<p>WHAT?  Listen, the thrill of a woman raising her hips so you can slip her panties off is the thrill of all thrills, it trumps any other thrill, in fact, there is only one real thirll, and that is it.</p>
<p>&gt;-Sanchez<br />
Did you try to give her a Dirty Sanchez?  If she takes that, it ratchets up the amount of pain you can put up with because you will always have that knowledge.  Otherwise, as the saying goes, &#8220;no matter how hot a woman is, there is a poor bastard somewhere that is tired of putting up with her shit.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Pacman's Bodyguard</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pacman's Bodyguard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:26:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@FMRA: &quot;go live in the goddamn desert with a turtle and a shotgun for friends&quot;

*starts slow clap*

@CC: &quot;And in the bedroom is where you spelled out “I love you” in rose petals, and she’ll see it and turn around, and there you are on one knee, with the ring, ready with an apology and an appropriate proposal.&quot;

*stops slow clap*
**vomits**</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@FMRA: &#8220;go live in the goddamn desert with a turtle and a shotgun for friends&#8221;</p>
<p>*starts slow clap*</p>
<p>@CC: &#8220;And in the bedroom is where you spelled out “I love you” in rose petals, and she’ll see it and turn around, and there you are on one knee, with the ring, ready with an apology and an appropriate proposal.&#8221;</p>
<p>*stops slow clap*<br />
**vomits**</p>
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		<title>By: Rock</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:04:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You are an idiot  if you are sacrificing mental health and long-term happiness for physical beauty.

Just spend time becoming emotionally self-sufficient (i.e. confidence), making more money, and not being a total douche.  Good things come to you.  As a wise man once said:

“Your ass backwards if you chase hoes, chase the cheese they come with the shit.” - koolaid maroney 

God, I love being single and working for myself.  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are an idiot  if you are sacrificing mental health and long-term happiness for physical beauty.</p>
<p>Just spend time becoming emotionally self-sufficient (i.e. confidence), making more money, and not being a total douche.  Good things come to you.  As a wise man once said:</p>
<p>“Your ass backwards if you chase hoes, chase the cheese they come with the shit.” &#8211; koolaid maroney </p>
<p>God, I love being single and working for myself.  :)</p>
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		<title>By: Rocco</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rocco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:08:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Slothrop:  You too?  I got warned as well.  Fuck me for not listening.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Slothrop:  You too?  I got warned as well.  Fuck me for not listening.</p>
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		<title>By: tbone</title>
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		<dc:creator>tbone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fuck! the fucking guy that jerks off on a webcam with other dudes watching is a fucking ravens fan????!!?!?! shoot me now.


Rumor has it he spanks it to Flacco...Fucking Ratbirds</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fuck! the fucking guy that jerks off on a webcam with other dudes watching is a fucking ravens fan????!!?!?! shoot me now.</p>
<p>Rumor has it he spanks it to Flacco&#8230;Fucking Ratbirds</p>
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		<title>By: John Whorfin</title>
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		<dc:creator>John Whorfin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:46:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lofty hair.  True hair.

Well, pretty damn lofty, at least.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lofty hair.  True hair.</p>
<p>Well, pretty damn lofty, at least.</p>
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