Comments on: Kill Kill Kill: The Cytherea of Lizards

By: ACMEsalesrep

ACMEsalesrep — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:22:17 +0000

“Diverting.” I meant “blood-diverting” mask. It was an early typo in the catalogue.

By: ACMEsalesrep

ACMEsalesrep — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:21:34 +0000

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By: rodgers_neighborhood

rodgers_neighborhood — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:11:52 +0000

Welp, got me a fantasy team nickname for this fall.

By: claude balls

claude balls — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:21:29 +0000

Left unanswered is why the coyote is so repelled by having blood squirted at its face.

Fear of AIDS? Regal Horned Lizards refuse to use condoms, even when taking it up the ass. And those Liberaces of the desert take it up the ass all the time. Wikipedia says so. Or at least it will after I edit the page on Regal Horned Lizards.

By: Daddymag

Daddymag — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:24:22 +0000

I just laugh when you can use “Cytherea” in a sentence and no one wonders whatchu talkin’ bout…

By: rae carruth

rae carruth — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:25:16 +0000

Thats how Jay Cutler menstrates.

By: Mo Charlo

Mo Charlo — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:57:16 +0000

So why did the bird drop the fruit to begin with? Clumsiness? So he could witness the stupid ant/horny toad/pussy coyote fiasco?

JUST TAKE THE PRECIOUS CACTUS FRUIT FOR YOURSELF, YOU FLYING JACKASS

By: Mo Charlo

Mo Charlo — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:55:26 +0000

and that, ladies and gentlemen, is LaDanian Tomlinson’s college mascot.

By: broncos fan

broncos fan — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:39:28 +0000

Emo lizard cries blood.

By: georger

georger — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:29:18 +0000

Flower Tucci looks great!