Kill Kill Kill: The Cytherea of Lizards
Not much killing in this video (unless you count stupid ants) so much as a display of an oddity, in this case a lizard firing blood from its eye socket as a defense mechanism. The narrator callowly asks, “Has there been a weirder use of an eye socket? Or of blood?” I can easily reply yes on both accounts. Left unanswered is why the coyote is so repelled by having blood squirted at its face. One would think blood would be part of the whole eating-the-lizard equation, but then he was probably off to order some ACME blood-diverting mask.
Thanks to reader Pip.
Tags: jub-jub's revenge, kill kill kill, squirt
April 15th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Big deal, I have a one eyed lizard that squirts.
April 15th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Women squirt blood monthly as a defense mechanism.
April 15th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Big deal, I have a one eyed lizard that squirts.
That squirts blood? You might want to get that checked out.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:07 am
If it was a bat-lizard hybrid, the blood squirting would be the coyote’s.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Do they make that in a travel size for camping?
April 15th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Talk about needing to protect one’s vital fluids.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Nice touch adding the line about the ACME blood-diverting mask.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Flower Tucci looks great!
April 15th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Emo lizard cries blood.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:55 am
and that, ladies and gentlemen, is LaDanian Tomlinson’s college mascot.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:57 am
So why did the bird drop the fruit to begin with? Clumsiness? So he could witness the stupid ant/horny toad/pussy coyote fiasco?
JUST TAKE THE PRECIOUS CACTUS FRUIT FOR YOURSELF, YOU FLYING JACKASS
April 15th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Thats how Jay Cutler menstrates.
April 15th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I just laugh when you can use “Cytherea” in a sentence and no one wonders whatchu talkin’ bout…
April 15th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Left unanswered is why the coyote is so repelled by having blood squirted at its face.
Fear of AIDS? Regal Horned Lizards refuse to use condoms, even when taking it up the ass. And those Liberaces of the desert take it up the ass all the time. Wikipedia says so. Or at least it will after I edit the page on Regal Horned Lizards.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Welp, got me a fantasy team nickname for this fall.
April 16th, 2009 at 12:21 am
ACME blood squirting mask? Only $19.99, but only until Veteran’s Day! See page 19 of our spring catalogue for details.
(Not available outside the continental U.S. states. Ground shipping only.)
April 16th, 2009 at 12:22 am
“Diverting.” I meant “blood-diverting” mask. It was an early typo in the catalogue.