Not much killing in this video (unless you count stupid ants) so much as a display of an oddity, in this case a lizard firing blood from its eye socket as a defense mechanism. The narrator callowly asks, “Has there been a weirder use of an eye socket? Or of blood?” I can easily reply yes on both accounts. Left unanswered is why the coyote is so repelled by having blood squirted at its face. One would think blood would be part of the whole eating-the-lizard equation, but then he was probably off to order some ACME blood-diverting mask.
Thanks to reader Pip.


“Diverting.” I meant “blood-diverting” mask. It was an early typo in the catalogue.
ACME blood squirting mask? Only $19.99, but only until Veteran’s Day! See page 19 of our spring catalogue for details.
(Not available outside the continental U.S. states. Ground shipping only.)
Welp, got me a fantasy team nickname for this fall.
Left unanswered is why the coyote is so repelled by having blood squirted at its face.
Fear of AIDS? Regal Horned Lizards refuse to use condoms, even when taking it up the ass. And those Liberaces of the desert take it up the ass all the time. Wikipedia says so. Or at least it will after I edit the page on Regal Horned Lizards.
I just laugh when you can use “Cytherea” in a sentence and no one wonders whatchu talkin’ bout…
Thats how Jay Cutler menstrates.
So why did the bird drop the fruit to begin with? Clumsiness? So he could witness the stupid ant/horny toad/pussy coyote fiasco?
JUST TAKE THE PRECIOUS CACTUS FRUIT FOR YOURSELF, YOU FLYING JACKASS
and that, ladies and gentlemen, is LaDanian Tomlinson’s college mascot.
Emo lizard cries blood.
Flower Tucci looks great!
Nice touch adding the line about the ACME blood-diverting mask.
Talk about needing to protect one’s vital fluids.
Do they make that in a travel size for camping?
If it was a bat-lizard hybrid, the blood squirting would be the coyote’s.
Big deal, I have a one eyed lizard that squirts.
That squirts blood? You might want to get that checked out.
Women squirt blood monthly as a defense mechanism.
Big deal, I have a one eyed lizard that squirts.