Kill Kill Kill: LenDale White Plays With His Food
We don’t mean to pile on the Titans today, but it’s one thing to eat in excess. That’s bad enough. But when food crosses the line from merely a source of nourishment to full-on plaything and sole source of entertainment, that there’s a problem. And then to set spasms of flinging food to punk and music from Dirty Dancing approaches the pathological. Perhaps one day LenDale White will seize control of his problem and achieve a healthy relationship with his food. And limit his intake to no more than four seals per sitting.
Thanks to reader Pacman’s Bodyguard
Tags: kill kill kill, lenwhale, xmas ape
April 29th, 2009 at 11:31 am
Whales tossing seals set to punk rock, it’s nature’s mosh pit.
April 29th, 2009 at 11:34 am
That whale belly-flopping on top of the seal was about 40 tons of win.
April 29th, 2009 at 11:39 am
The seals can still win this battle. Often times the whales miss the seals, go too far up on the sand and wind up stuck on the beach where they not so quickly die of starvation.
April 29th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Orca vs. Panda
Who ya got?
April 29th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Still want to save whales?
HELLS YES! Did you see the whale fling that seal?
April 29th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Lenwhale is not playing with his food, he’s tenderizing it
April 29th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Still want to save whales?
Who’s the dirty liar that told you I wanted to save whales?
April 29th, 2009 at 11:58 am
/tag close fail
April 29th, 2009 at 11:58 am
PANDAS CAN GET FUCKED
April 29th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Killer whale. Lofty whale.
April 29th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Lendale? Looks more like Oprah and Rosie throwing drumsticks around at feeding time.
April 29th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
This was all different shades of awesome until I got beat over the head with the hippie message at the end. Hey asshole panda lobby, an orca is NOT A WHALE!!!!!!
April 29th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
+1 Animal Mother
April 29th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Bad-ass wrestling move by that killer whale. Totally Superfly Snuka.
April 29th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Is that really LenDale. I can’t tell, they all look alike to me?
April 29th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
The whale jumping on the seal in the second clip was sweet.
April 29th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
True story. Last week Mrs. Achiever and I had a PBS documentary on in the background about efforts to re-introduce the whale from “Free Willy” back into the wild. Throughout the whole program, the scientists referred to the whales as “orcas”. Mrs. Achiever (HS Valedictorian) turns to me and says, “They look alot like killer whales to me.”
April 29th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
The best part is, we watched this on a projector in my Biology class today. Girls were crying, guys were cheering.
A good time was had by all.
April 29th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Still not as good as eagles throwing goats of cliffs, but damn close.
April 29th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
OFF cliffs, now I’m spelling like Devin.
April 29th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I could seriously watch the whale bodyslam the seal every 10 seconds for the rest of my life. Is there a way to set that as a screen saver?