Comments on: J-E-W-S JEWS! JEWS! JEWS!

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:35:37 +0000

So you’re saying you lifted this verbatim from Mike Greenberg?

By: Pacman's Bodyguard

Pacman's Bodyguard — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:14:56 +0000

@SonofDad

God Bless You, whoever you are.

/smokes follow-up cigarette

By: CooperIsSuper

CooperIsSuper — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 03:17:07 +0000

I fear his sidekick will be some sort of man-beast with a golden dome, an ill-conceived sense of what constitutes the everyman and a propensity for using thinly veiled pejoratives to insinuate certain things about Fireman Eliezer. Methinks he enjoys his meat with a little dairy. If you know what I’m saying.

/Wait, so the local cops are selling Afghany grass to the Canadians? Assholes.
//I guess I’m the asshole
///Christ, what an…

By: touchdown!mypants

touchdown!mypants — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 02:18:01 +0000

they play games on turkey day… if you start drinking early enough, its not a problem

By: rodgers_neighborhood

rodgers_neighborhood — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 23:03:27 +0000

Needs more yarmulke.

By: Herschel Rosensteingoldmanbergerwitz

Herschel Rosensteingoldmanbergerwitz — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:08:11 +0000

Hey, stop acting like all Jewish people do is whine! There’s a lot more we’re good at too! Come on, you guys! This isn’t funny!

/they also hoard money
//+1 for trying to jew some dogs out of the deal

By: Leigh

Leigh — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:03:50 +0000

40 years in the desert = 40 years without a Super Bowl. It all makes sense!

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:50:58 +0000

Good God, please don’t don’t show us pictures of Drewbs.

By: Boss Godfrey

Boss Godfrey — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:47:45 +0000

btw, i always speak in italics

By: Boss Godfrey

Boss Godfrey — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:46:49 +0000

Jewbs rule. But good luck getting anything else.

When this lapsed Catholic boy went to American University, I got more primo Hebrew tail than any rock star ever dreamed of (in my defense for that douchebag statement, I had just spent 5 years in the submarine service but still looked 18. I deserved everything I got and that’s that). Want to know the secret, my friends? It wasn’t just that I was reasonably clean-cut and good looking – no, those will only get you so far. And I sure as shit wasn’t rich. The secret was that I was tall. I’m 6’2″. Take your average JAP classmate age 19-22 with awesome tits, strike up a conversation, position yourself so that she is continuously looking up at you, buy her a little dinner and a bottle of wine, make her laugh a bit, dance with her cheek to your chest (this is a clincher), and you are In Like Flynn, buckeroo. Take her to her place because it’s a lot nicer than your grouphouse shithole (thank you Jew Daddy!) and get to plowing those green fields of Jerusalem. Let her blow the shofar a bit. Finishing move is on the Jewbs, that goes without saying. Oy vey!

Think I’m bullshittin’ you? I ain’t.

/married a catholic girl, haven’t gotten laid since.