If you two kids are looking something to hang over your mantel might I suggest the portrait department at Sears?

Now that the NFL Draft is over teams have begun to lay claim to all of those who went undrafted. The Redskins locked up the biggest name of the bunch in Chase Daniel, because why the hell not, right? The former Missouri Tiger is only one day into his NFL career and he’s already getting big-timed by “real” quarterback prospects. Somebody should tell Daniel that Sanchez, like other USC quarterbacks before him, only answers to “brah.”

Elsewhere the New England Patriots locked up Kent State’s heavyweight wrestler Jermail Porter. Nobody knows where they’ll try to play him (Porter once said guard and tackle were potential destinations), and it’s entirely possible that Belichick signed him to scare the shit out of the other 20 or so rookies coming to mini-camp.

For an extensive list of other signees check out NE Patriots Draft.