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	<title>Comments on: Hockey Rule, No. 4080</title>
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		<title>By: James Harrison will taste manflesh!</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/hockey-rule-no-4080.html/comment-page-1#comment-119451</link>
		<dc:creator>James Harrison will taste manflesh!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>-Captain Murphy (+1)

-As someone who was snarky before it was a word, I find this &quot;article&quot; rather amusing.

-This guy fell ass-backward into some serious money with the Time merger, then fell ass-backward into a draft lottery he couldn&#039;t lose (No Ovechkin?  He would&#039;ve been stuck with Evgeni Malkin, the poor bastard.)  So because he&#039;s phenomenally lucky, he gets to tell people with actual talent how to write?  If he says so.

-P.S. Irony did die in 2001, because after that everyone started calling it &quot;snark&quot;.  You CAN kill a word, but apparently you can&#039;t kill off all the assholes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>-Captain Murphy (+1)</p>
<p>-As someone who was snarky before it was a word, I find this &#8220;article&#8221; rather amusing.</p>
<p>-This guy fell ass-backward into some serious money with the Time merger, then fell ass-backward into a draft lottery he couldn&#8217;t lose (No Ovechkin?  He would&#8217;ve been stuck with Evgeni Malkin, the poor bastard.)  So because he&#8217;s phenomenally lucky, he gets to tell people with actual talent how to write?  If he says so.</p>
<p>-P.S. Irony did die in 2001, because after that everyone started calling it &#8220;snark&#8221;.  You CAN kill a word, but apparently you can&#8217;t kill off all the assholes.</p>
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		<title>By: Some Dude</title>
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		<dc:creator>Some Dude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 11:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Leonsis is a douchey fucktard.  And I say this not only as a Penguins fan, but as an old AOL user and a hater of douchey fucktards.

Go stuff your face with more food, Sweaty Teddy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Leonsis is a douchey fucktard.  And I say this not only as a Penguins fan, but as an old AOL user and a hater of douchey fucktards.</p>
<p>Go stuff your face with more food, Sweaty Teddy.</p>
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		<title>By: JazzaJack</title>
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		<dc:creator>JazzaJack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 23:49:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not sure why we even listen to this guy ... he formed a company but didn&#039;t think through a viable growth strategy and got blindsided when broadband availability increased.  He duped a bunch of investors into blessing a &quot;merger&quot; with Time Warner that had no -- ZERO -- chance of success.  He made a boatload of dough personally and destroyed a lot of value for others in the process.  For this he gets to pass judgment and share opinions?  NOT!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not sure why we even listen to this guy &#8230; he formed a company but didn&#8217;t think through a viable growth strategy and got blindsided when broadband availability increased.  He duped a bunch of investors into blessing a &#8220;merger&#8221; with Time Warner that had no &#8212; ZERO &#8212; chance of success.  He made a boatload of dough personally and destroyed a lot of value for others in the process.  For this he gets to pass judgment and share opinions?  NOT!</p>
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		<title>By: Harrison</title>
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		<dc:creator>Harrison</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 18:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This post was lame. Nobody cares about your petty bullshit blog wars. Write something worth talking about than a suit whose life you&#039;d gladly have. I have no dick.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This post was lame. Nobody cares about your petty bullshit blog wars. Write something worth talking about than a suit whose life you&#8217;d gladly have. I have no dick.</p>
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		<title>By: Nate</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Snark and sarcasm have been around for way too long a time for them to be &quot;dead.&quot;  They are a part of the way humans think and act.  This stupid dude is essentially &quot;I declare that [insert emotion and/or behavior] will soon be over.&quot;  Just fucking dumb.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Snark and sarcasm have been around for way too long a time for them to be &#8220;dead.&#8221;  They are a part of the way humans think and act.  This stupid dude is essentially &#8220;I declare that [insert emotion and/or behavior] will soon be over.&#8221;  Just fucking dumb.</p>
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		<title>By: Zeus</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zeus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Used to work at AOL.  Ted would get up in front of all-hands meetings and talk about how he flew in on his private plane, drove his new Ferrari, and how we all needed to work smarter.  An amazing tool.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Used to work at AOL.  Ted would get up in front of all-hands meetings and talk about how he flew in on his private plane, drove his new Ferrari, and how we all needed to work smarter.  An amazing tool.</p>
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		<title>By: Bizz Busserson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bizz Busserson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:43:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>His ideas intrigue me.  I would like to subscribe to his newsletter.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>His ideas intrigue me.  I would like to subscribe to his newsletter.</p>
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		<title>By: dibbly</title>
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		<dc:creator>dibbly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>also - seriously dissing Jon Stewart?  could this be the beginning of a cocefaneflawa?

(comedy central fake news flame war)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>also &#8211; seriously dissing Jon Stewart?  could this be the beginning of a cocefaneflawa?</p>
<p>(comedy central fake news flame war)</p>
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		<title>By: dibbly</title>
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		<dc:creator>dibbly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:10:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>/recipe&#039;d</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>/recipe&#8217;d</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:09:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh yeah, all of Cyprus should go to the Greeks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh yeah, all of Cyprus should go to the Greeks.</p>
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