Comments on: Good news for Travis Henry’s little bastards: Daddy’s gonna plead guilty

By: Man Bear Pig

Man Bear Pig — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:49:02 +0000

Man, I’ve never seen him so down. Or ever before.

By: jujrok

jujrok — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 05:47:58 +0000

forget the snuggie.

what’s he gonna be able to bargain down the sham-wow guy to so he can get his tribe a remunerative gig at the car-wash?

it’s a shame the spank-the-skank charge isn’t federal, else karma would dictate these two sterling citizens would wind up cellmates.

here’s to awaiting the 2nd obama administration when we achieve a perfect world.

By: Mathemagician

Mathemagician — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:43:50 +0000

Travis Henry has made 11 huge tiny mistakes….

By: Slash

Slash — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:10:23 +0000

I suggest that rather than paying good money to send his dumb ass to federal prison, we give him the opportunity to do a kind of work release: star in a new reality show called “Ow, My Balls.” Two birds with one stone, so to speak.

By: Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows

Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:27:24 +0000

Is it me or should there be a tag for the picture that says “Radio”? Look at his face!

By: Squirmin' Thurman

Squirmin' Thurman — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:16:07 +0000

“How To Plead Guilty” will highlight the afternoon session of Travis Henry’s NFL rookie symposium speech.

By: flubby

flubby — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:53:50 +0000

My figures are based on the seven-hour work day found at Title 28, Sect. 545.24 of the Code of Federal Regulations. Yes, I actually looked it up for the sake of verisimilitude.

C’mon, let’s suck the fun right out of this post.

By: Raghead

Raghead — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:33:08 +0000

I don’t want to get all mathy on ya, but .12 per hour at 8 hours a day is $244.80 a year (with weekends off).

Arghhh, damn you Indian brain…

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:30:25 +0000

If he can bargain for $.13/hourly then each kid can get a Snuggie.

@ FearTheBuzzsaw

+ 19.95. Well done, good sir!

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:28:02 +0000

Plead guilty to what? To being an uneducated dumb shithead?

Oh, the drug charges thing.

Well, at least in prison he won’t be getting anyone pregnant.