Comments on: God Analyzes Your 2009 NFL Schedule

By: Larry Foote's Foot

Larry Foote's Foot — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:45:57 +0000

Somebody forgot the Charley Casserly reference!

By: Mike D

Mike D — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:42:36 +0000

Why is God talking like a Raiders fan?

By: brugi82

brugi82 — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 10:44:05 +0000

Go Ravens! Go God! :)

By: CooperIsSuper

CooperIsSuper — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 03:27:14 +0000

So in other, fairly intertwined, news – there will be no Week 4, Week 7, Week 9 is, aparently, the universal ‘bye’, except, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT THIS IS NOT A BYE? I will NEVER in a MILLION YEARS understand why the N.F.L. (that’s the National Football Leauge /thanks Jaws) doesn’t call this the ‘off week’. You have to EARN A BYE. AM I NOT RIGHT? DO YOU NOT HAVE TO EARN THE RIGHT?, Week 12. Week 14. The real Week 14, which is called Week 15 but actually is located on Week 14. and no Week 17.

By: Nate Newton's van

Nate Newton's van — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 01:04:32 +0000

Hey God, why the fuck do the Steelers have like 8 byes in 2009?

By: ACMEsalesrep

ACMEsalesrep — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:22:08 +0000

Given the Pac-man and Double-J references, does this mean God’s been holy-ghost-writing for BDD?

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:55:59 +0000

God sure is mailing it in lately.

By: qwijibo

qwijibo — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:34:39 +0000

Mia Sara is certainly not, you will have to find the 1985 version of Mia Sara, I don’t know what happened to Sloane but blechhh!! Time has ravaged her once youthful looks. Warning: Don’t look for current pictures of Mia Sara or else this will trump your Mia Sara image of yesteryear.

By: Wooderson

Wooderson — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:00:29 +0000

Is Rebecca Gayheart still hot? Those noxeema ads were a loooooong time ago.

By: Grimey

Grimey — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:56:02 +0000

The first five weeks of the Buccaneers schedule had me convinced that the writer of this column didn’t exist