Get That Demon Liquor Up Out Of You!
A be-poloed lad at a Chargers-Colts tailgate has a bit of a problem holding his booze after taking a beer bong hit and goes headfirst into a nearby grill. But marvel at the way a drinking calamity brings out the frenzied best in rival fans, even if that means a cacophony of unhelpful commands. I especially like the suggestion that someone give up the Mandible Claw to induce vomiting. Bonus irony points for “Wrong Way” blasting in the background as the fail plays out.
Tags: indianapolis colts, inside a tailgate, san diego chargers, xmas ape
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:59 am
That’s a big fucking beer bong.
It’s all fun and games until someone chokes on their own vomit.
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:59 am
If this were a Raiders game, they would drive to a hospital and dump him at the door.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:00 am
How old is that kid? 14? fuckin’ light weight.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:02 am
“It’s not that easy to wake up, man”
Truer words were never spoken.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:03 am
I remember my first beer…
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:05 am
@illBill: this kid doesn’t.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:08 am
If this were a Raiders game, they would have taken his wallet and thrown his body in a dumpster.
/ fixed
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:10 am
@Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows
if that were a raiders game they would have just left him left him lying there in the parking lot, but only after stealing his watch and wallet
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:11 am
So is his ticket for sale?
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:14 am
Not gonna lie, that is a fucking huge beer bong. I’m guessing 5-6 beers. Still no excuse for being a complete dbag.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:15 am
Just another Saturday night at my house.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:22 am
Ok, correction:
If that were a Raiders game, they would have raped him, robbed him and thrown him in a port-a-potty.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:23 am
That was amazing.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:31 am
that’s santeria in the background though; “wrong way” must have been for the all-anal finale.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:32 am
I always imagined that happening to this kid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xahi0bqz2Mo
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:34 am
Aunt: “Wrong Way” is playing at the start of the clip.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:35 am
you better leave that junk alone…and drink water.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:38 am
That is one large bear bong.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:39 am
“LET IT OUT!!”
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:43 am
Kyle Orton looks so young without his beard.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:57 am
That kid probably smokes 20-30 Parliaments a DAY.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:59 am
Or Marlboros.
/doesn’t smoke
/the joke still stands
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:02 pm
I know when I’m feeling sick and dizzy, nothing helps more than a stranger pounding on my back and screaming “LET IT OUT!”
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:10 pm
he should probably stick to drinking cosmo’s
puss
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:17 pm
RAWKSTAR.
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:17 pm
16-year-olds sure can’t hold their liquor, pathetic
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:18 pm
was he funneling fahking twisted tea?
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:20 pm
His name is Brian McGee. He’s going to stay up listening to queen.
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:53 pm
the Mandible Claw is most effective while wearing Mr. Socko.
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:57 pm
“If you want him to live through the night, turn him on his side. Remember, I said IF you want him to live through the night. Heh Heh Heh!”
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:06 pm
That black lady was about to start praying in tongues if he didn’t spit that shit out NOW in the name of JEEEEEESUS!!!
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:17 pm
And thus, the young Jay Cutler found his life’s purpose
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:22 pm
“GET ON YOUR KNEES!”
Dude, you’re supposed to put your FINGER down his throat!
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:27 pm
“Frank The Wank! Frank the Wank! Frank the Wank!”
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Imagine if someone had the decent idea to have the grill on instead of just having it be an impromptu metal object to smack his head against. We could have had grill marks, people. GRILL MARKS.
April 22nd, 2009 at 3:38 pm
What a puss, I’ve beer bonged Captain Mo’s and coke, I may have blacked out for three hours, but I didn’t go to sleep!
April 22nd, 2009 at 4:45 pm
This one time at the Cross, I did an octa-bong BY MY FUCKIN SELF, took fourteen shots of Captain, and STILL fucked your mom. Crusaders rule!
April 22nd, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Wojdak is better than all of you.
April 22nd, 2009 at 5:02 pm
You gotta love the brother in the background with the hoodie on. He kept his hands in his pockets the whole time. hahahahahahaha
April 22nd, 2009 at 9:26 pm
So, what problem will this guy submit to Fantasy / Sex question? “I have a problem after a beer or two…and I love the Colts. How they gonna do?”
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 pm
The only thing we bong at the cross is fahkin’ twisted teas baby! Leave it all on the field in ‘09!
April 23rd, 2009 at 1:48 am
no way that dude’s 21
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:12 am
I thought it was called a funnel. I’m looking for the video of my buddies tossing their friend into a barrel of fire at a Bills game…stay tuned.
/true story.
April 24th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
If that were a Raiders game, the police would have shown up and shot him for resisting arrest