Get That Demon Liquor Up Out Of You!
04.22.09A be-poloed lad at a Chargers-Colts tailgate has a bit of a problem holding his booze after taking a beer bong hit and goes headfirst into a nearby grill. But marvel at the way a drinking calamity brings out the frenzied best in rival fans, even if that means a cacophony of unhelpful commands. I especially like the suggestion that someone give up the Mandible Claw to induce vomiting. Bonus irony points for “Wrong Way” blasting in the background as the fail plays out.


If that were a Raiders game, the police would have shown up and shot him for resisting arrest
I thought it was called a funnel. I’m looking for the video of my buddies tossing their friend into a barrel of fire at a Bills game…stay tuned.
/true story.
no way that dude’s 21
The only thing we bong at the cross is fahkin’ twisted teas baby! Leave it all on the field in ’09!
So, what problem will this guy submit to Fantasy / Sex question? “I have a problem after a beer or two…and I love the Colts. How they gonna do?”
You gotta love the brother in the background with the hoodie on. He kept his hands in his pockets the whole time. hahahahahahaha
Wojdak is better than all of you.
This one time at the Cross, I did an octa-bong BY MY FUCKIN SELF, took fourteen shots of Captain, and STILL fucked your mom. Crusaders rule!
What a puss, I’ve beer bonged Captain Mo’s and coke, I may have blacked out for three hours, but I didn’t go to sleep!
Imagine if someone had the decent idea to have the grill on instead of just having it be an impromptu metal object to smack his head against. We could have had grill marks, people. GRILL MARKS.
“Frank The Wank! Frank the Wank! Frank the Wank!”
“GET ON YOUR KNEES!”
Dude, you’re supposed to put your FINGER down his throat!
And thus, the young Jay Cutler found his life’s purpose
That black lady was about to start praying in tongues if he didn’t spit that shit out NOW in the name of JEEEEEESUS!!!
“If you want him to live through the night, turn him on his side. Remember, I said IF you want him to live through the night. Heh Heh Heh!”
the Mandible Claw is most effective while wearing Mr. Socko.
His name is Brian McGee. He’s going to stay up listening to queen.
was he funneling fahking twisted tea?
16-year-olds sure can’t hold their liquor, pathetic
RAWKSTAR.
he should probably stick to drinking cosmo’s
puss
I know when I’m feeling sick and dizzy, nothing helps more than a stranger pounding on my back and screaming “LET IT OUT!”
Or Marlboros.
/doesn’t smoke
/the joke still stands
That kid probably smokes 20-30 Parliaments a DAY.
Kyle Orton looks so young without his beard.
“LET IT OUT!!”
That is one large bear bong.
you better leave that junk alone…and drink water.
Aunt: “Wrong Way” is playing at the start of the clip.
I always imagined that happening to this kid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xahi0bqz2Mo
that’s santeria in the background though; “wrong way” must have been for the all-anal finale.
That was amazing.
Ok, correction:
If that were a Raiders game, they would have raped him, robbed him and thrown him in a port-a-potty.
Just another Saturday night at my house.
Not gonna lie, that is a fucking huge beer bong. I’m guessing 5-6 beers. Still no excuse for being a complete dbag.
So is his ticket for sale?
@Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows
if that were a raiders game they would have just left him left him lying there in the parking lot, but only after stealing his watch and wallet
If this were a Raiders game, they would have taken his wallet and thrown his body in a dumpster.
/ fixed
@illBill: this kid doesn’t.
I remember my first beer…
“It’s not that easy to wake up, man”
Truer words were never spoken.
How old is that kid? 14? fuckin’ light weight.
If this were a Raiders game, they would drive to a hospital and dump him at the door.
That’s a big fucking beer bong.
It’s all fun and games until someone chokes on their own vomit.