We’ve hit tough economic times. And by we, I mean all peoples not making Peezy cheese. But really, it’s trying for everybody. That means people gots to rethink how they go about they business. Even Peezy. I had postpone this big mouf fixin’ project I had lined up. Pushed that joint back to when financial forecasts are more conducive to the Huckleberries and Peezys alike.

With plan change come basic philosophical change. I’d like to get all hood on you Huckleberries. Show you what a mouf fixin’ from the streets can do fo that ass. Sadly, that’s just not how business is being conducted at the moment. Regular bull market bush league Peezy just don’t fit into the market climate. Need to be more fiduciary. Can’t be fiduciary enough.

So Peezy and the Corporate Joey, we sat down. Hashed it out. Went power lunchin’. FIXED YO PARADIGM. And together, we agreed on a merger, leading to the creation of Corporate Peezy. INITIAL IPO GONE TEAR THAT ASS UP.

Corporate Peezy is gonna put the word on solid economic footing. Corporate Peezy is well versed in supply side economics. IN WHICH I TAKE A GENEROUS SUPPLY OF MY FOOT IN STICK IN YO BACK SIDE!

CRANK CORPORATE PEEZY’S BRAND MUSIC!

AND HE GONE USE THE EXECUTIVE PEEZY WASHROOM! ‘Cept that bathroom attendant trippin’ if he thinks I’m tipping him for one mint.

And when the time is right, Corporate Peezy ready to schedule that corporate retreat in that ass. Conduct a whole rack of team building exercises once I’m there. We gonna build trust in that ass.

WHERE HE WASH HE HANDS WITH CORPORATE FAUCET! WITH SPECIAL SOAP FO MOUF FIXING!