FIX YO BRAND PERSONA!
We’ve hit tough economic times. And by we, I mean all peoples not making Peezy cheese. But really, it’s trying for everybody. That means people gots to rethink how they go about they business. Even Peezy. I had postpone this big mouf fixin’ project I had lined up. Pushed that joint back to when financial forecasts are more conducive to the Huckleberries and Peezys alike.
With plan change come basic philosophical change. I’d like to get all hood on you Huckleberries. Show you what a mouf fixin’ from the streets can do fo that ass. Sadly, that’s just not how business is being conducted at the moment. Regular bull market bush league Peezy just don’t fit into the market climate. Need to be more fiduciary. Can’t be fiduciary enough.
So Peezy and the Corporate Joey, we sat down. Hashed it out. Went power lunchin’. FIXED YO PARADIGM. And together, we agreed on a merger, leading to the creation of Corporate Peezy. INITIAL IPO GONE TEAR THAT ASS UP.
Corporate Peezy is gonna put the word on solid economic footing. Corporate Peezy is well versed in supply side economics. IN WHICH I TAKE A GENEROUS SUPPLY OF MY FOOT IN STICK IN YO BACK SIDE!
CRANK CORPORATE PEEZY’S BRAND MUSIC!
AND HE GONE USE THE EXECUTIVE PEEZY WASHROOM! ‘Cept that bathroom attendant trippin’ if he thinks I’m tipping him for one mint.
And when the time is right, Corporate Peezy ready to schedule that corporate retreat in that ass. Conduct a whole rack of team building exercises once I’m there. We gonna build trust in that ass.
WHERE HE WASH HE HANDS WITH CORPORATE FAUCET! WITH SPECIAL SOAP FO MOUF FIXING!
Tags: joey porter, peezy, xmas ape
April 10th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
I was wondering the other day what Joey Porter thought of current economic conditions.
April 10th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Cant wait for the MOUF FIXIN!!!
April 10th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
And together, we agreed on a merger, leading to the creation of Corporate Peezy. INITIAL IPO GONE TEAR THAT ASS UP.
He’s also in merger discussions with Wu Tang Financial.
April 10th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Latest: Corporate Peezy reports better-than-expected earnings in that ass.
April 10th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
I have to admit up until now I thought you motherfuckers were making this shit up. You know, parody. Not transcription.
April 10th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Hmmm…no love for the Million Dollar Man’s intro music as the corporate song?
April 10th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Silly Peezy…IPO stands for initial public offering… saying initial IPO is reudndant….of course, maybe that’s how they say it in tha streetz.
April 10th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
And when the time is right, Corporate Peezy ready to schedule that corporate retreat in that ass.
You CANNOT just drop Corporate Peezy on a Friday afternoon when everyone in the corporate world is gone for a 3-day weekend!!
All the same, this gets me out of the office on a good note.
Looking forward to all the trust building in that ass!
April 10th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
WWE Chairman Vince McMahon will fix Peezy’s mouf for stealing his entrance music
April 10th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
“We’ve”? Really, Peezy? Proper use of contractions?
/Weez gunna FIX YO STREET SLANG
April 10th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
I can’t wait for the People’s Peezy to return
April 11th, 2009 at 6:28 am
Pal Joey is taking his puppies down to Big Pine this weekend. Get hisself some key deer.
April 11th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
He’s also in merger discussions with Wu Tang Financial.
“Yo, Peezy, you need to diversify yo bonds.”
April 11th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
“FIX YOU CREDIT DEFAULT SWAPS” just doesn’t have the same ring to it…
April 12th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
this was classic
April 12th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
epic.