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		<title>By: Nestminder</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/epicdouche.html/comment-page-1#comment-121280</link>
		<dc:creator>Nestminder</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:23:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ow-ah intahnet predahtahs are mo-ah vicious than you-ah intahnet predahtahs!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30314735</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ow-ah intahnet predahtahs are mo-ah vicious than you-ah intahnet predahtahs!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30314735" rel="nofollow">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30314735</a></p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
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		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 06:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Mo Charlo

I think you mean Bill Simmons. Peter King just sucks up to whoever is doing well that week. He has no loyalty.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Mo Charlo</p>
<p>I think you mean Bill Simmons. Peter King just sucks up to whoever is doing well that week. He has no loyalty.</p>
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		<title>By: Big Black Richard</title>
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		<dc:creator>Big Black Richard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 05:37:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1979 was the year that the entire league was all on coke, and so were the entire NBA.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1979 was the year that the entire league was all on coke, and so were the entire NBA.</p>
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		<title>By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:37:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Consider yourself and your city owned&quot;

Maybe in your distorted reality!  Hey wasn&#039;t 1979 the year that all the Pirates were on Coke?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Consider yourself and your city owned&#8221;</p>
<p>Maybe in your distorted reality!  Hey wasn&#8217;t 1979 the year that all the Pirates were on Coke?</p>
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		<title>By: dick_gozinia</title>
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		<dc:creator>dick_gozinia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wish the Bruin bear could somehow walk onto that guys calf and maul that abortion of a logo.  And take Dr. Weems with him.  Fahk youz guys!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wish the Bruin bear could somehow walk onto that guys calf and maul that abortion of a logo.  And take Dr. Weems with him.  Fahk youz guys!</p>
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		<title>By: Brighton Center</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brighton Center</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Correct. I read an article on The Sporting News about how Boston was the “sports town of the year” or something and they had listed BC’s National Title in ice hockey as one of the reasons. I just laughed, because no one in Boston even gives a shit that BC plays D-1 football and basketball, let alone ice hockey. The only places where college sports define a city are hick towns in the south. God, I loathe this place.&quot;

The way the rest of the country feels about Boston is how Boston feels about BC (except for those who go there obviously).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Correct. I read an article on The Sporting News about how Boston was the “sports town of the year” or something and they had listed BC’s National Title in ice hockey as one of the reasons. I just laughed, because no one in Boston even gives a shit that BC plays D-1 football and basketball, let alone ice hockey. The only places where college sports define a city are hick towns in the south. God, I loathe this place.&#8221;</p>
<p>The way the rest of the country feels about Boston is how Boston feels about BC (except for those who go there obviously).</p>
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		<title>By: LaFavre's Next Retirement</title>
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		<dc:creator>LaFavre's Next Retirement</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 12:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ape defines bandwagon fan. NO ONE DENIES THIS!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ape defines bandwagon fan. NO ONE DENIES THIS!</p>
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		<title>By: Concrete Cyanide</title>
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		<dc:creator>Concrete Cyanide</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 07:24:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Take some notes from your buddy Concrete Cyanide who seems in on the joke of the fallacy of trying to graft a private Catholic university’s athletics accomplishments onto Boston as a whole. I am sure all the alumni of UConn, UMass, Northeastern, BU, Holy Cross, etc. would agree with me that they are irrelevant to discussions about the state of athletics in a city.&quot;

Correct.  I read an article on The Sporting News about how Boston was the &quot;sports town of the year&quot; or something and they had listed BC&#039;s National Title in ice hockey as one of the reasons.  I just laughed, because no one in Boston even gives a shit that BC plays D-1 football and basketball, let alone ice hockey.  The only places where college sports define a city are hick towns in the south.  God, I loathe this place.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Take some notes from your buddy Concrete Cyanide who seems in on the joke of the fallacy of trying to graft a private Catholic university’s athletics accomplishments onto Boston as a whole. I am sure all the alumni of UConn, UMass, Northeastern, BU, Holy Cross, etc. would agree with me that they are irrelevant to discussions about the state of athletics in a city.&#8221;</p>
<p>Correct.  I read an article on The Sporting News about how Boston was the &#8220;sports town of the year&#8221; or something and they had listed BC&#8217;s National Title in ice hockey as one of the reasons.  I just laughed, because no one in Boston even gives a shit that BC plays D-1 football and basketball, let alone ice hockey.  The only places where college sports define a city are hick towns in the south.  God, I loathe this place.</p>
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		<title>By: SKC</title>
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		<dc:creator>SKC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 06:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I don’t think it would matter to people in Pittsburgh if the Pirates were in the world series. They still wouldn’t go to games or care about the team because it seems that people in Pittsburgh have it figured out. Baseball is a douche sport, played by douches and cheered for by even bigger douches (see Bawstan).&quot;

That&#039;s why Three Rivers Stadium sold out every game when the Pirates won the World Series in 1979? Doh! I guess it took decades of losing after that for Pittsburgh to &quot;figure it out.&quot; 

Consider yourself and your city owned, douchebag.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I don’t think it would matter to people in Pittsburgh if the Pirates were in the world series. They still wouldn’t go to games or care about the team because it seems that people in Pittsburgh have it figured out. Baseball is a douche sport, played by douches and cheered for by even bigger douches (see Bawstan).&#8221;</p>
<p>That&#8217;s why Three Rivers Stadium sold out every game when the Pirates won the World Series in 1979? Doh! I guess it took decades of losing after that for Pittsburgh to &#8220;figure it out.&#8221; </p>
<p>Consider yourself and your city owned, douchebag.</p>
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		<title>By: touchdown!mypants</title>
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		<dc:creator>touchdown!mypants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 05:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i was trying to think what his wife would say when he poodled through the door with that treat... but then again. a guy with that much free time to design that clusterfuck of a tat is defiantly single and probably roaming around the local college campuses looking for a girl</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i was trying to think what his wife would say when he poodled through the door with that treat&#8230; but then again. a guy with that much free time to design that clusterfuck of a tat is defiantly single and probably roaming around the local college campuses looking for a girl</p>
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