EPICDOUCHE
04.18.09
Ow-uh fackin’ mashed-up mascawt calf tattoos ahhh bettah then your-ah mashed-up mascawt calf tattoos! Wawtch me flex! Hey Scawtty, bring me anothah Twisted Tea!
Thanks to Derrick for the photo.
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Ow-ah intahnet predahtahs are mo-ah vicious than you-ah intahnet predahtahs!
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@Mo Charlo
I think you mean Bill Simmons. Peter King just sucks up to whoever is doing well that week. He has no loyalty.
1979 was the year that the entire league was all on coke, and so were the entire NBA.
“Consider yourself and your city owned”
Maybe in your distorted reality! Hey wasn’t 1979 the year that all the Pirates were on Coke?
I wish the Bruin bear could somehow walk onto that guys calf and maul that abortion of a logo. And take Dr. Weems with him. Fahk youz guys!
“Correct. I read an article on The Sporting News about how Boston was the “sports town of the year” or something and they had listed BC’s National Title in ice hockey as one of the reasons. I just laughed, because no one in Boston even gives a shit that BC plays D-1 football and basketball, let alone ice hockey. The only places where college sports define a city are hick towns in the south. God, I loathe this place.”
The way the rest of the country feels about Boston is how Boston feels about BC (except for those who go there obviously).
Ape defines bandwagon fan. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
“Take some notes from your buddy Concrete Cyanide who seems in on the joke of the fallacy of trying to graft a private Catholic university’s athletics accomplishments onto Boston as a whole. I am sure all the alumni of UConn, UMass, Northeastern, BU, Holy Cross, etc. would agree with me that they are irrelevant to discussions about the state of athletics in a city.”
Correct. I read an article on The Sporting News about how Boston was the “sports town of the year” or something and they had listed BC’s National Title in ice hockey as one of the reasons. I just laughed, because no one in Boston even gives a shit that BC plays D-1 football and basketball, let alone ice hockey. The only places where college sports define a city are hick towns in the south. God, I loathe this place.
“I don’t think it would matter to people in Pittsburgh if the Pirates were in the world series. They still wouldn’t go to games or care about the team because it seems that people in Pittsburgh have it figured out. Baseball is a douche sport, played by douches and cheered for by even bigger douches (see Bawstan).”
That’s why Three Rivers Stadium sold out every game when the Pirates won the World Series in 1979? Doh! I guess it took decades of losing after that for Pittsburgh to “figure it out.”
Consider yourself and your city owned, douchebag.
i was trying to think what his wife would say when he poodled through the door with that treat… but then again. a guy with that much free time to design that clusterfuck of a tat is defiantly single and probably roaming around the local college campuses looking for a girl
I don’t think it would matter to people in Pittsburgh if the Pirates were in the world series. They still wouldn’t go to games or care about the team because it seems that people in Pittsburgh have it figured out. Baseball is a douche sport, played by douches and cheered for by even bigger douches (see Bawstan).
The explosion in the Patriots bandwagon, like most teams, stemmed from them finally winning, but I think Gillette had something to do with it.
Uh, well, Gillette opened the season after they won their first title.
Before that, they were a dreadful team in a shitass stadium.
Except for that Super Bowl they went to in the ’80s.
The Celtics still sold around 85 percent of capacity when they were 24-58. I think that’s pretty good.
Good enough for the bottom half of the NBA at least.
No doubt the Pirates winning would spur a lot more interest in the team. But even with three titles in four years, they’re not touching the Steelers’ popularity.
says the so-called Steelers diehard who has never lived in Pittsburgh in his life and didn’t bother to get to Heinz field before this past year.
Which has what to do with the city’s relationship with the team? I know you wanted to trot out your tired line of attack on me, TTGT (or Steeltown or Handful of Peter, depending on how cowardly you’re feeling) I’ve been to Three Rivers and plenty of Steelers games on the road. The fact that I don’t live in the city has no bearing on how dedicated I am to the team.
You’re trying to make claims about fan loyalty, but other than to the Red Sox, that town isn’t particularly loyal to any team.
…says the so-called Steelers diehard who has never lived in Pittsburgh in his life and didn’t bother to get to Heinz field before this past year.
To be fair, the alleged Patriots bandwagon kicked off when Parcells signed on to coach and they drafted Bledsoe. Before that, they were a dreadful team in a shitass stadium. The explosion in the Patriots bandwagon, like most teams, stemmed from them finally winning, but I think Gillette had something to do with it. I’m not sure I understand your argument that Boston purports to be a football town because people root for the Patriots. I don’t see how someone from Pittsburgh can legislate fan loyalty and how it is divvied up amongst the teams, particularly when the Pirates have been so bad for so long. If the Bucs put together 3 World Series in 4 years, you’d see a lot of Paul Maholm shirts.
With all that said, that tattoo is insanely gay. (Though to be fair, 98% of tattoos are gay.)
As far as the Patriots go, they’ve been selling out games since 1994 I believe. Everyone always says we all became Patriots fans in 2001, but that’s simply not true. The Celtics still sold around 85 percent of capacity when they were 24-58. I think that’s pretty good.
No, baseball is lame because it’s lame. Would I be happy if the Pirates somehow turned it around? Sure. But never to the extent I would for a Steelers win of any kind. You might like the Pats first and foremost, but Bahstan is a baseball town and has been that way for pretty much ever. The Pats were a distant fourth among the major sports teams there until they got that first ring. As for the others, shit, your fellow Bruins fans like FMRA bemoan all the bandwagon fans that have gotten onto the team this year that were not in evidence last season. You’re trying to make claims about fan loyalty, but other than to the Red Sox, that town isn’t particularly loyal to any team.
I did do some research, jerky. Let’s see what the mighty BC Eagles have accomplished. 2 consecutive ACC Championship losses, which I mentioned. Several consecutive bowl appearances, which is nice, but no BCS games, and I wouldn’t hang my hat on Tire Bowl appearances. Seven NCAA tourney appearances in the last 9 years, which is also nice, but only 1 trip as far as the Sweet 16 in the last 29 years. Talk about a couple of dynasties! Your men’s hockey team is certainly storied, albeit in a niche college game within a niche sport.
Take some notes from your buddy Concrete Cyanide who seems in on the joke of the fallacy of trying to graft a private Catholic university’s athletics accomplishments onto Boston as a whole. I am sure all the alumni of UConn, UMass, Northeastern, BU, Holy Cross, etc. would agree with me that they are irrelevant to discussions about the state of athletics in a city.
I doubt that any Steelers fan who is a Pitt alum would also brag about winning the 2008 Big East Tourney, just as none of the Penn Staters in our fanbase would brag about going to the Rose Bowl nor would the WVU Steelers fans talk about their BCS victories over Georgia and Oklahoma as representative of the quality of Pittsburgh sports.
Baseball is only gay because the Pirates do suck (I think they currently have a winning record, however). I’m sure if they actually do something at some point, you “die hard” Pittsburgh fans will start cheering them again. I actually like the Red Sox 4th of the 4 major teams. Patriots first, Celtics 2nd, Bruins 3rd.
It is fucking hilarious to listen to how Steeler fans are such die hards. Having to tough it out through 6 championships in 30 years, I don’t know how you can be so loyal.
Orange Julius, actually do some fucking research before you pipe in.
Finally, Porky. I’d say David Ortiz was more of a reason why they won it all in 2004.
I can smell the douche through my computer monitor.
Ape, there’s no need to disparage baseball in order to dismiss Boston. You can heartily include baseball and still sum up Sawx fan douchiness.
After an entire goddamn century of losing and crying and losing and crying the Sawx finally won the World Series. If you were to pick out the hitter with the biggest share of the victory pie, it would unquestionably be the 2004 World Series MVP Manny Ramirez.
To this day Carlton Fisk is revered in Boston for contributing to a World Series the Sawx LOST. They even named a foul pole after him in 2005. Manny is called a cancer for having a few mid-season incidents and never failing to bash the shit out of the ball when the Red Sox needed it in the postseason.
Why? “Because he’s a fackin’ uppity Spanish dahkie who doesn’t-er-ah respect the fackin’ Sawx! It is a honah to play for the hallowed Sawx and Manny treats it like he’s just getting paid to play a children’s game.”
Well, we Dodgers fans thank you, Sawx fans. “Have fun with Manny being fackin’ Manny!” If he makes us a contender, WHO GIVES A FUCK???
@BQC: Why, OH WHY, did you have to bring up Moutheyes? It took me until last night to get back to sleeping normally after I saw that.
/goes back to Flickrdreams
//much better
Yeah BU might have won this year, but we still won it last year. We’ll take what mediocre sporting accomplishments we can get.
/ not from Boston originally
// Sox are still unbearable
Have fun giving Peter King a handjob with your mouth
What, Moutheyes weren’t enough nightmare fuel? Now we’re going to be subjected to Fingerteeth?
I love it. The legendary faithful of Bruins Nation coming out of the woodwork now that their team is actually winning again. And what exactly have the BC Eagles accomplished? Annual losses in the ACC Championship? Stumbling into the NCAA tournament? Why not really grasp at straws and discuss the great Boston University victory in the Frozen Four.
The Pirates suck and will continue to suck in perpetuity. But who gives a shit? Baseball is gay. Have fun giving Peter King a handjob with your mouth while skipping the NFL Draft to watch the Sawx.
How bout them Pirates?
Be sure to stay tuned for the Bruins upcoming Stanley Cup victory.
Why don’t we wait to see if they actually, like, beat the Habs first?
Dr. Weems is oddly silent about the Celts losing at home to the Bulls. I hope he got a complimentary “Bahstan is Brothahood” dental dam at the game.
@dr. weems: take it from a boston sports fan who appreciates the value of not being a ksk lightning rod… keep it to yourself, man.
zzz…another topic hating on the best sports city in America. Be sure to stay tuned for the Bruins upcoming Stanley Cup victory. That’ll be what…7 total titles this decade? Not even counting teams like the BC Eagles.
Keep hating, cocksuckers.
I see what you did there.
Is there anyone in Mass. that isn’t a Douche?
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Is there anyone in Mass. that isn’t a Douche?
The tough part was getting John Kerry to pose for the tattoer.
What the fuck is the A-train? If you’re going to make fun of this shithole, at least get the name of the T right.
/jokefail
Fahkin crazy the way you-ah ah all hating the beauty of Bahstan sparts. I fackin represent the fine people not only of the much beloved Celtic Fahkin’ Nation, but the great fans that live faheveh knowing that Bobby Orr has the facking best photograph in the history of taking fahkin pictures…
When you live knowing that you ah paht of Red Sawx Nation, you can tell the fahkin dahkies to take the A-train back to fahkin fagville and feel like you did ‘em a fayvah.
This home-ige to Bahstan is the least I could evah do. When St. Petah lets me cut the whole fahkin line and join Samuel Fahkin Adams and the Splendid Spintah, and the ghost of Nomah I’ll make sure to weah these same sneekahs and sharts so that ever faking jewyorkah can see that owe-ah greatness has beat them into heaven.
just in honor of that I’m posting below
Douchey? Somewhat. Nice legs though.
Would a tattoo of Doug Flutie on one calf throwing to Gerard Phelan on the other calf be epicdouchier?
I have to echo HoC’s comment.
I’ll take PAINTHER PRAHD any day over south shore douchebags like Mr. Calf-Tat up there.
I’ll keep saying it until it stops being surpassed:
That is the gayest thing since Gay came to Gaytown.
“are bostonians not the worst people in the world?”
yes. i am. and I will eat your children.
here’s some even bigger d-bags–
http://www.whodeyfans.com/uploaded_images/steelfan-775262.jpg
http://zubazpants.com/sports/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/steeler-fan.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Y22G4uovoqw/SUAskHI3FCI/AAAAAAAABxg/bxOZhJ75aNA/s400/STEELERS-BACK-TATTOO.jpg
seriously, I’m all for this site giving BAAAWSTON fans shit but in the interest of douchebaggery fairness there are far worse than that ankle tattoo.
Fucking Caps. FUCKING CAPS!
/nm
That brought extreme joy to this Saturday in snowy Colorado. The best part is that it is on his calf.
I’ll give him credit for this much, his ‘artist’ wasn’t a blind man suffering through the DTs like this guy’s: http://tinyurl.com/532778
It’s John Merrick as Pat the Patriot!
Douchebags come in two flavors: plain and fancy. This douchebag is fancy.
Nice to see Peter King’s got some ink done.
Three championshipless teams = one epic fail tat
I’ll give him credit for this much, his ‘artist’ wasn’t a blind man suffering through the DTs like this guy’s: http://tinyurl.com/532778
FRANKENDOUCHE’S MONSTAH!
How about a tattoo of Lebron with an Indian headdress holding a football? I mean fumbling a football.
A douchetastic display of doucheticity. The gayest thing ever bar has been raised again.
How did you guys get close enough to Simmons to take that photo?
You-ah can’t undahstand ow-uh loyalty!
Throw me in the category of people who think the tattoo is half decent. I do think that the calf is a dumbass place for it though, and the triceps would be a better location. Still, that would probably require inking over a Dropkick Murphy’s tatoo, something the man in question could not tolerate.
I come here for that flickrdreams link and you show me an irishman’s calf?
I’D LIKE TO SEE A FACKIN YANKEES FAN DO THAT!!!
I have to agree with Sportzak here……..you just have to admire his homerism.
Oh my facking gawd, the Revolution can’t catch a facking break heyah. Throw us sawker fans a bone. Worst mascawt idear EVAH.
I’ve seen worse calf-tats than this though. A costume crewmember of a play I was in a while back got the name of every musical he ever did tattooed on his calves. I’m talking CATS and 42nd St. and about ten other plays tattooed in 2-inch high, full color letters all over his legs. He was an unhappy fellow.
barely the top 10? I think this clearly puts the Boston douchebaggery ahead of the pack
I hope that guy contracts aids for that awful tat. are bostonians not the worst people in the world?
I hate Boston fans/sports teams as much as any other, but I have to admit that’s a sweet tattoo.
I bet this guy chugs Twisted Tea and smokes 100 cigs a day b/c he obviously “leaves it all out on the field”.
And people ask me why I moved out of Massachusetts….
I bet there are fucking Bahstonians who think that that is too much.
wicked pissah
All right that is bad. But all I will say is that I can find 10x worse things about the Steelers, AND you are intentionally scraping the bottom of the barrel. If we went and looked at the worse things we could find from every team or every city, I’m sure that would barely be in the top 10.
I have to laugh knowing that this guy felt like a genius when he came up with the idea. And he must have paid a ton, the work on the tattoo does not look like a drunken trip up to a back alley in New Hampshire.
The all-white Nikes are also an apt representation. Fuck me.
Sigh. Just when you think it couldn’t get any more difficult to defend NE…