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	<title>Comments on: Dan Snyder Is Smitten</title>
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		<title>By: Absalom</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/dan-snyder-is-smitten.html/comment-page-1#comment-163320</link>
		<dc:creator>Absalom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:49:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey StuScottBooyahs, im real sorry i could not seat you back in feb for the inugaration.  we just did not have the room.  by the way the restaurant you entered after that morning was Nicola&#039;s in the embassy suites hotel.  The GM of the restaurant is a closet racsit pig from italy.  dont ever go there again.  mark sanchez is hot!  i know, its sounds gay but thats the point.!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey StuScottBooyahs, im real sorry i could not seat you back in feb for the inugaration.  we just did not have the room.  by the way the restaurant you entered after that morning was Nicola&#8217;s in the embassy suites hotel.  The GM of the restaurant is a closet racsit pig from italy.  dont ever go there again.  mark sanchez is hot!  i know, its sounds gay but thats the point.!</p>
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		<title>By: Jake</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/dan-snyder-is-smitten.html/comment-page-1#comment-121281</link>
		<dc:creator>Jake</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All that and you couldn&#039;t work in one Dirty Sanchez joke?!?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All that and you couldn&#8217;t work in one Dirty Sanchez joke?!?</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/dan-snyder-is-smitten.html/comment-page-1#comment-121241</link>
		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sanchez to the Redskins?

Mexicans are just taking jobs Americans don&#039;t want.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sanchez to the Redskins?</p>
<p>Mexicans are just taking jobs Americans don&#8217;t want.</p>
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		<title>By: Leigh</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/dan-snyder-is-smitten.html/comment-page-1#comment-121233</link>
		<dc:creator>Leigh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:10:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;for not even considering the possibility that Snyder had already traded away some of his draft picks.&lt;/i&gt;

&quot;Dan Snyder has previously traded away draft picks&quot; is one of those constants in the NFL, like &quot;Coughlin&#039;s face is currently turning red since he&#039;s screaming at one of his players&quot; and &quot;Belichick is having sex with someone&#039;s wife.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>for not even considering the possibility that Snyder had already traded away some of his draft picks.</i></p>
<p>&#8220;Dan Snyder has previously traded away draft picks&#8221; is one of those constants in the NFL, like &#8220;Coughlin&#8217;s face is currently turning red since he&#8217;s screaming at one of his players&#8221; and &#8220;Belichick is having sex with someone&#8217;s wife.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Reggie Bush's Pimp</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/dan-snyder-is-smitten.html/comment-page-1#comment-121232</link>
		<dc:creator>Reggie Bush's Pimp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;You see, Dallas has Romo and from what Jerry Jones tells me he’s a goddamn star. &lt;/i&gt;

And Sanchez already has as many playoff wins as Romo!

BTW, as inept as Tom Benson is, I&#039;d rather have the old umbrella-waving buffoon than the assclown Dan Snyder.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>You see, Dallas has Romo and from what Jerry Jones tells me he’s a goddamn star. </i></p>
<p>And Sanchez already has as many playoff wins as Romo!</p>
<p>BTW, as inept as Tom Benson is, I&#8217;d rather have the old umbrella-waving buffoon than the assclown Dan Snyder.</p>
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		<title>By: Lesticles</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lesticles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mark Sanchez is the heir apparent to Jeff Garcia as Gay Zorro.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mark Sanchez is the heir apparent to Jeff Garcia as Gay Zorro.</p>
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		<title>By: Sage Rosencopter</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/dan-snyder-is-smitten.html/comment-page-1#comment-121230</link>
		<dc:creator>Sage Rosencopter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Very well, bring me a glass of the Barolo Riserva and I’ll happily pay for the whole bottle

I see what you did there.  Nice</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very well, bring me a glass of the Barolo Riserva and I’ll happily pay for the whole bottle</p>
<p>I see what you did there.  Nice</p>
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		<title>By: LaFavre's Next Retirement</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/dan-snyder-is-smitten.html/comment-page-1#comment-121228</link>
		<dc:creator>LaFavre's Next Retirement</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That picture of Drew always cracks me up Maj. How did you get him to put on a Skins shirt?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That picture of Drew always cracks me up Maj. How did you get him to put on a Skins shirt?</p>
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		<title>By: Sarcastiholic</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarcastiholic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I knew I had the wrong shoes but never suspected boat shoes would seal that deal.

Thanks KSK!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew I had the wrong shoes but never suspected boat shoes would seal that deal.</p>
<p>Thanks KSK!</p>
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		<title>By: Slash</title>
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		<dc:creator>Slash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:54:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He does look ever so slightly girly from the neck up (it&#039;s the curly hair and the eyelashes and the purty mouth), but from the neck down - Yum.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He does look ever so slightly girly from the neck up (it&#8217;s the curly hair and the eyelashes and the purty mouth), but from the neck down &#8211; Yum.</p>
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