DA DOUCHE
What better way to broadcast your love of the Bears and make yourself look like a flyleaf sheet in a yearbook than being a mosaic of player autographs. Now, the Intarwebs have taken note of this Glenn Timmerman fellow before, but a cursory examination of the photos shows that his is a work in progress. Note the addition of the Super Bowl XX logo at the base of his neck. With space seemingly at a premium, perhaps he needs to get innovative with future Bears. Cutler can be signified like this. The vag would also make sense for Jay, but if this latest advertisement is any indication, we know Jim McMahon is already occupying that real estate.
Tags: bears, douchebags
April 27th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Bear Tattoo vs. Wolf Shirt
Que es mas macho?
April 27th, 2009 at 10:09 am
This guy is loving proof that a fool and his money are soon parted, but his love for the Bears is eXXXtreme!
April 27th, 2009 at 10:11 am
What is that, a guest book for Tops to sign?
April 27th, 2009 at 10:13 am
*living proof
April 27th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Look above and to the left of the Buddy Ryan (yes… that Buddy Ryan) tattoo. Does that say Ron Turner???
Anyway, he’s been conned. I got Dan Hampton’s autograph in person, on a photo not a body part and it looks nothing like that.
April 27th, 2009 at 10:24 am
er…I meant to say “above and to the right”. I know better than that, I swear. *looks down at the ‘R’ on his right shoe*
April 27th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Thats nothing compared to the jersey-sized #8 and ‘Grossman’ I have tattooed on my back
April 27th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Is Singletary’s signature near his sphincter?
April 27th, 2009 at 10:42 am
Ditka autograph versus the guy’s neck, who would win?
April 27th, 2009 at 10:43 am
well, that takes care of the painful memories of SBXX. Where’s the douchey Giants’ fan with the SB42 tatts to make that abortion fade away?
/18-1 is never, ever going to be erased (or not be funny)
April 27th, 2009 at 10:58 am
Ditka’s signature is so powerful, that he can etch a tattoo with a Sharpie. As Reilly would say, the pen is truly mightier than the skin.
April 27th, 2009 at 11:00 am
I’ll get a Giants tattoo the day after the Mara’s get an Animal Mother tattoo on themselves. I give them enough money just for tickets and parking.
/Even though my name`s graffiti written on Kate Mara’s kitten.
April 27th, 2009 at 11:14 am
speaking of douche, anyone else excited to see what BDD says about Dr Peter King’s Enjoyable/Aggrevating Travel Note of the Week? jesus, that guy’s a dipshit.
April 27th, 2009 at 11:19 am
All that’s missing is a lion’s head and the word “TANGIERS”
April 27th, 2009 at 11:26 am
@farts: I was stunned when I read that. Just blown away that he felt the need to relate that story. Then I was really excited to see what Drew said about it, because I wouldn’t know where to even start.
April 27th, 2009 at 11:27 am
@farts: I’m only surprised that PK didn’t twitter his triple bidet treatment.
April 27th, 2009 at 11:47 am
+1 Otto for the 30 Rock reference.
That guy above is a first class retard. No way is he getting close to the punani.
April 27th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
From now on, when people ask me why I live in Chicago but hate the Bears (especially their fans) I’m just going to forward them this post.
/Mini Ditkas….134, Vikings…Negative 3
/looks lovingly at Seahawks jersey
April 27th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
NOT PICTURED: Alonzo Spellman’s autograph/knife wound on his stomach.
April 27th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Isn’t that the Vancouver (Memphis???) Grizzlies logo?
April 27th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
What happens when he goes to lake Michigan for a swim? Do people try and steal his autographs by kidnapping him?