Comments on: Curses! EA Sports Unveils Its Long-Haired CoverHippies

By: synapticmisfires

synapticmisfires — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:42:54 +0000

I miss the old days when you could hit players after the play AND you could lateral the fucking ball. That was great. Oh wait, I forgot, laterals aren’t allowed in football……

Listen EA, if I want to pull some dumb Ed Reed bullshit, you better get out of the way and let me have my fun. I know they never do, but they CAN and I WOULD.

By: Felchy

Felchy — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 04:19:54 +0000

@TDub

Peterson was offered the cover this year and turned it down.

By: Tim the Enchanter

Tim the Enchanter — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:28:47 +0000

If they were going with a SB43 theme, they should have put the back judge on there looking away from the players.

By: fangirls on helium

fangirls on helium — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:12:21 +0000

@85: That actually would be pretty funny /sadistic Colts fan

By: Pacman's Bodyguard

Pacman's Bodyguard — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:50:55 +0000

@85: BA-ZING!!

Perhaps Marvin, Stallworth, and e.e. crunkings will headline the next GTA game.

/still laughs hysterically every time commentator says that Marshawn Lynch “trucked” or “ran over” a defensive player

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:40:00 +0000

Because they went through his agent, Jesus H. Christ.

Way to miss the joke. Jeethus Crythst.

By: FearTheBuzzsaw

FearTheBuzzsaw — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:38:53 +0000

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

By: LaFavre's Next Retirement

LaFavre's Next Retirement — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:37:45 +0000

Bellichick knows who’s going to be on the cover before EA does.

By: bobby steels

bobby steels — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:36:26 +0000

So when Troy inevitably misses a few games because of a knee sprain/concussion as he usually does, do we get to cry about the curse? I'm sorry but this is all new to me. Completely unrelated, has anyone else noticed that the Craigslist Killer is from Quincy? OWWUH SOCIOPATHS WHO USE ANAWNIMISS AWNLINE MEANS TO ROB ANDUH MUHHDUHH HOOKAHS ARE-AH BETTAH THAN YOURAH SOCIOPATHS! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

By: 85

85 — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:33:54 +0000

And Dungy was on the cover of the EA Head Coach game last year. HOW DID THAT ONE ESCAPE THE COLTS MANAGEMENT!?

Because they went through his agent, Jesus H. Christ.