Could This Be the New (Pale) Face of the Washington Redskins?
I’m sorry, but my only feelings on the potential trade involving Jay Cutler, Jason Cambpell, and a first round pick or three can only be articulated after the jump.
Dear god, somebody barricade Dan Snyder and Vinny “Sarge” Cerrato in a fucking mineshaft until Jay Cutler is off the trade market. The idea of giving up on Jason Campbell and trading away a first round pick for this Vanderbitch is enough to make me stab a Ravens fan and/or a hobo. Granted, Campbell isn’t one of the league’s elite quarterbacks at this point (and he may never be), but giving up on him now after all the time they’ve put in to making this work is exactly the kind of shit that makes everybody hate this front office.
Instead of going after a bitchass quarterback these assholes need to just calm the fuck down and draft a lineman. It might not be fun, and the press conference might be sparsely attended, but NONE OF THAT FUCKING MATTERS! For the love of God, for once please just make a sound football decision and use the pick to add some depth to the offensive or defensive line (your pick!)
/dick joke
Tags: Cutlerf*cker, dan snyder, Jay Cutler, Moutheyes, My kingdom for some continuity, Okay I kind of love Campbell, Preemptive mini-rants, Unsilent Majority, Vinny Cerrato, Washington Redskins
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Now tell us how you really feel….come on everyone knows Danny boy gets his rocks off on the big name signing. Fuck do they even have cap room for this?
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Ravens fans are used to the stabbing. You’re gonna need something more violent.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
mouth eyes!!! no sleep tonight.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:17 pm
If it’s any consolation, Maj, the rest of the division really appreciates the Snyder/Cerrato era and hopes it continues for a good long time. On another note, AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Stop with the fucking mouth eyes, already.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Fuck do they even have cap room for this?
Cutler is still only halfway through his rookie contract, so it’s not a totally outrageous cap number.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:22 pm
This is affecting my ability to function normally today. How many years will this set back the franchise? 5? 10?
If they make this move, they will lose:
2 first round picks
Jim Zorn (because Shanahan would be hired next year)
Chemistry
A promising, non bitchy QB
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:26 pm
So, why is it you’d sensor the Cutlerfucker tag?
oh and thanks for the nightmare fuel…dick.
/dick joke
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Tell you what, Dan Snyder can draft my fantasy team any time. Reality football? Not so much…
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:29 pm
bwahahahaha…huh? oh god, the mouth eyes, they burn.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:34 pm
I concur with the mouth eyes hatred. May we please have some boob eyes instead?
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:35 pm
The whole bitching thing makes me thank god I’m a Steeler fan.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:42 pm
The reactionary and short term thinking are the calling cards of Daniel Snyder. The Skins do not draft D lineman when they can over pay for them in trades and free agent deals. Watch the Skins draft Mark Sanchez just to up the ante. Cambell for Cutler straight up would be an actual OK deal for the Skins but throwing in high draft picks is just insane. The leverage on any deal should not favor the Broncos so only Vinny is dumb enough to give it up.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Why am I the only one who sees the perfection that would be Cutlerfucker on the Eagles? Not for the teams involved, but so the Emo Eagles fans can make goo-goo eyes at their tousled-banged savior.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:43 pm
[i]…is enough to make me stab a Ravens fan and/or a hobo[/i]
there’s a difference between the two?
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:44 pm
vhdamaco -
FIX YO TAGS!!
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:44 pm
italics didn’t work, damn.
either way, the skins have become the biggest teases in the NFL, oh how i hate that they’ve become the cubs of the NFL…
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:45 pm
YES.
Not to the picture, to the trade.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:51 pm
mouth eyes is the favorite in the Nasty Fetish NIT tourney.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:52 pm
They might as well trade their draft picks for Cutler. Otherwise they’ll just waste them.
Also, Campbell kind of sucks. He’s fine as long as they play really crappy teams, but they’re only going to get 6-10 of those games per year.
Also, on the bright side, this trade will allow McDaniels to destroy the Broncos too!
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Isn’t Colt Brennan good, too? Or was that just the preseason?
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:00 pm
That was just the preseason. I don’t think he can handle the speed of the NFL.
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Didn’t the Skins offer two 1st round picks for Ocho Stinko last year? They’ll give away two years of all their draft picks for Cutlerfucker. Sorry Maj. You’re screwed.
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:02 pm
And all God’s people said… AMEN.
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:03 pm
goddamn that is a frightening picture. imagine if it were an animated gif of him saying “na na na na na na.” just imagine that, and try to sleep tonight.
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Cutlerfucker will show Southeast Jerome how to properly use a salad fork.
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:10 pm
dan synder could screw up a wet dream
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Please let this happen. Zorn and Cutler will be the biggest pairing of douchebags since Deion Sanders and Andre Rison.
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:13 pm
So, what color is the sky on this planet where Jason Campbell is better then Jay Cutler? The only way Jason Campbell ever goes to a pro bowl is if he’s carrying Chris Samuel’s luggage.
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:16 pm
WE DONT NEED CUTLER COOOOOCH, WE ALREADY GOT A STARTING QUARTEEBACK!!!
COLT BRENNAN!!!
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:17 pm
that might be the single most terrifying picture I have ever seen. Easily in the top 3, and I’ve seen a lot of pictures of Al Davis.
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:17 pm
hey, most Ravens fans know what its like to have a batshit owner, it called being an Orioles fan.
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Elitist Prick, lording your giant 48pt font over us while we in the peanut gallery are stuck with this same old 12pt.
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Redskins suck. What difference does it make if they have Cutler or Campbell?
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:28 pm
If Snyder and Cerrato ran a porn film production company, they’d sign all the big names in porn.
And they still couldn’t get laid.
Unless Peter North was really, really drunk.
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:30 pm
I don’t mind the mouth eyes.
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:35 pm
I would normally take an opportunity like this to try some sort of hurtful message attacking the poster and other team fans. In this case however, I sense Maj is close to snapping. He may need to be hospitalized if this happens, or he will be jailed. I don’t think he’ll be able to post from either of those places. I’d hate to lose his posts, so I’m just going to support him through this difficult time.
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Jason Campbell plus a 3rd for Cutler = good trade.
Jason Campbell plus a single or multiple first round picks for a diabetic emo QB? FUCK YOU.
This is why the Redskins will never win a Super Bowl.
April 2nd, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Um, there is a difference between a hobo and a Ravens fan, I thought they were the same thing….
April 2nd, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Another Super Bowl, Monkey Business, another Super Bowl.
Free Ookie- what color is the sky on the planet where I said that?
April 2nd, 2009 at 2:10 pm
But…. but… he’s a PRO BOWL quarterback! Why wouldn’t you want him?
April 2nd, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Cmon, Maj…the Skins aren’t going to be in contention for at least 5 years. You may as well enjoy the chaos.
As a Raiders fan, I’ve learned to live with such things until Al Davis is called home.
April 2nd, 2009 at 2:28 pm
You gotta bear in mind, to the foreskins, those first-round draft picks have no value.
because as long as they are in the skins’ possession, they are sure to be wasted on worthless players
therefore, it’s actually a straight-up trade for Campbell…
April 2nd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
porky- anyone can be “in contention” within a year. except for the Raiders
April 2nd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
This is what happens when you spread April lies involving Cutlerfucker and God’s team.
April 2nd, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Cutlerfucker’s mouth eyes have nothing on Marmalard’s mouth eyes.
Needs more teeth!
April 2nd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Take it, bitch! As a transplant from Houston in Denver (who cares more about the Texans mediocrity than the Broncos attempt to return to greatness) – I’d love to see the Skins give up a 1 and 1 for Cutler – then we sign QB and part-time butt pirate nomad Jeff Garcia to a 2-year deal to keep the seat warm for Sanchez or Freeman, and then we have two first-rounders to sign some 3-4 defenders…and then next year, we have two more ones…you know Snyder wants to win him some Draft Superbowl…
April 2nd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
sergio, I think you’re right, but don’t blame the teeth.
the problem with Marmalard (HOLY FUCK! I cannot remember his real name right now, and I am not high)
is that one mouth is already too many for that jackass
you can just imagine the banter between the mouth-mouth and the eye-mouths
(seriously, I couldn’t come up with ‘Philip Rivers’ because in my mind, he’s ‘Marmalard’)
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:06 pm
“hey, most Ravens fans know what its like to have a batshit owner, it called being an Orioles fan.”
But a ton of our long suffering O’s fan brothers and sisters are also misguided redskins fans. So they get to deal with that shit year round.
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:25 pm
oh please let this trade happen…please!
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:26 pm
“Jason Campbell plus a 3rd for Cutler = good trade.”
Why would we want a shittier QB and a guy who could end up being camp fodder in two seasons, at best a career backup? That trade sucks.
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:31 pm
to make me stab a Ravens fan and/or a hobo
There’s a difference?
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I should have known someone made that joke already.
/still a good joke though.
//wonders where barack billick is.
///oh, wait. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:38 pm
@ bigslow
little late there partner.
@ nestminder
i wouldn’t call myself misguided; just a little sore from my balls being blue for the last decade…