Cleveland Board of Tourism Is Redoubling Its Efforts
The first hastily made Cleveland tourism ad, like the city it was promoting, was an utter disaster. According to the YouTube page, “So The Cleveland Board of Tourism was not happy with the first video that I turned in. In fact, they said that upon viewing it, three of the board members moved away.” But worry not, they’re at it again, and it looks as though they got it right this time. Great success, filmmaker. I almost want to move there to see the first gay quarterback to receiver combo.
On an unrelated matter, we really should’ve enlisted this guy for our fetish tournament.
Tags: breaking the arbitrary brady quinn gay joke moratorium, but cleveland does suck and i feel the world should know, GeoFlaWa, xmas ape
April 30th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
What, no necrophiliac beastiality? Weak. That’s why this guy is only a Representative and not a Senator.
April 30th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
I liked this guy’s earlier work.
April 30th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
With that emphasis, this dude has definitely partaken in some Frotterism
April 30th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
The congressman shoulda ended his list with, “…faithfully submitted by Douglas C. Niedermeyer, sergeant-at-arms.”
April 30th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Rock solid political commentary. And I like the bit from the congressman, too.
Since when can anyone tell if my crimes are motivated by hate? If I rob a gay man’s house, it is presumably because I like nice things in pastel shades. If anything, that’s an envy crime.
April 30th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Christmas Ape is a douchefag.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
I’m pretty sure my grandmother’s family bar was on the east side of Cleveland. She got brutally pistol-whipped and robbed one time–and she was in her sixties at that point. So yes, the video once again scores.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
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April 30th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
How could you have left toucherism out of the NFFF?
May 1st, 2009 at 7:05 am
All those fetishes sound like what’s to be expected at the next neo-conservative christmas party. . . That guy looked like he researched a lot of those fetishes.
If you assault someone of a different race, who happens to be a gay-transgendered cripple, that’s a triple threat. Is that like a death sentence?
May 1st, 2009 at 10:04 am
Toucherism!
May 1st, 2009 at 10:53 am
This is what happens when right wingers sublimate themselves too long. No wonder Rep. Hastings got fed up.
There is an exact corollary with the NFL’s hyper-masculinity; this explains Joey Porter (although admittedly neither Jeff Garcia nor Brady Quinn).
FIX YO’ STEREOTYPES!
May 1st, 2009 at 11:03 am
Does this mean I can’t beat the freak next door when I catch him getting busy with my dog? Thanks, Alcee.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:15 pm
What about Fecophilia?
May 1st, 2009 at 1:42 pm
For some very unnerving reason, these videos make me proud to be from Cleveland.
May 2nd, 2009 at 9:32 am
The only two guys in the U.S. who are more gay than Braylon Edwards are Clay Aiken and Brady Quinn.
May 3rd, 2009 at 3:49 am
the midwest is where it’s at. and if it weren’t, and we live in such mediocre places as your pussy ass, why are you even wasting your time? You fuckin douche bags. Any day of the week will I take a kid from OH, PA, IA, MN, MI, over you pussies from CA, or FL, or NY, or wherever douche bags are accepted. Our states built this nation, football was sprung from our backyards, and your a 5′10, 190lb lightweight. Give me a midwest team vs the rest and i GUARANTEE we win in whatever pussy endevour you can muster with your fake, material ass.
May 3rd, 2009 at 3:50 am
oh,
your a bitch
May 3rd, 2009 at 3:55 am
cleveland, oh….
where football was born..
dont cry over it dallas (money can’t buy a championship)PAAAC MAAAAN (although i respect the hell out of Texas football)
los angeles (you so big, right? 2nd largest market and you can’t hold an nfl team…you’re a joke!!)
no qualms with Florida as they back their shit up, but honestly, when has New York ever done anything productive in football, other than a win over a choke job by new england??
May 3rd, 2009 at 3:59 am
and last post…
seems as if there is a lot of shit talking about Detroit and Cleveland…
you give me the toughest, smartest from C Town and Detroit City and I bet we whoop the shit out of any..I bet
May 3rd, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Terrence:
You are aware that the Big Ten Champion (with all those midwest boys) gets lit up like a Christmas tree on a yearly basis by USC, Florida, LSU, and any other team with speed.
May 4th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
went to cleveland this past weekend, stayed in one of its buildings. found the only restaurant open for lunch on west sixth (i mean, it was saturday. who goes out on a saturday?) and visited a mall that used to have stores like j. crew and abercrombie eight years ago (my last visit) but is now, um, less nice. all in all, a real hellhole. i did meet a few drifters.