The first hastily made Cleveland tourism ad, like the city it was promoting, was an utter disaster. According to the YouTube page, “So The Cleveland Board of Tourism was not happy with the first video that I turned in. In fact, they said that upon viewing it, three of the board members moved away.” But worry not, they’re at it again, and it looks as though they got it right this time. Great success, filmmaker. I almost want to move there to see the first gay quarterback to receiver combo.
On an unrelated matter, we really should’ve enlisted this guy for our fetish tournament.
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crew and abercrombie eight years ago (my last visit) but is now, um, less nice. all in all, a real hellhole. i did meet a few drifters.
seems as if there is a lot of shit talking about Detroit and Cleveland…
With that emphasis, this dude has definitely partaken in some Frotterism
went to cleveland this past weekend, stayed in one of its buildings. found the only restaurant open for lunch on west sixth (i mean, it was saturday. who goes out on a saturday?) and visited a mall that used to have stores like j. crew and abercrombie eight years ago (my last visit) but is now, um, less nice. all in all, a real hellhole. i did meet a few drifters.
Terrence:
You are aware that the Big Ten Champion (with all those midwest boys) gets lit up like a Christmas tree on a yearly basis by USC, Florida, LSU, and any other team with speed.
and last post…
seems as if there is a lot of shit talking about Detroit and Cleveland…
you give me the toughest, smartest from C Town and Detroit City and I bet we whoop the shit out of any..I bet
cleveland, oh….
where football was born..
dont cry over it dallas (money can’t buy a championship)PAAAC MAAAAN (although i respect the hell out of Texas football)
los angeles (you so big, right? 2nd largest market and you can’t hold an nfl team…you’re a joke!!)
no qualms with Florida as they back their shit up, but honestly, when has New York ever done anything productive in football, other than a win over a choke job by new england??
oh,
your a bitch
the midwest is where it’s at. and if it weren’t, and we live in such mediocre places as your pussy ass, why are you even wasting your time? You fuckin douche bags. Any day of the week will I take a kid from OH, PA, IA, MN, MI, over you pussies from CA, or FL, or NY, or wherever douche bags are accepted. Our states built this nation, football was sprung from our backyards, and your a 5’10, 190lb lightweight. Give me a midwest team vs the rest and i GUARANTEE we win in whatever pussy endevour you can muster with your fake, material ass.
The only two guys in the U.S. who are more gay than Braylon Edwards are Clay Aiken and Brady Quinn.
For some very unnerving reason, these videos make me proud to be from Cleveland.
What about Fecophilia?
Does this mean I can’t beat the freak next door when I catch him getting busy with my dog? Thanks, Alcee.
This is what happens when right wingers sublimate themselves too long. No wonder Rep. Hastings got fed up.
There is an exact corollary with the NFL’s hyper-masculinity; this explains Joey Porter (although admittedly neither Jeff Garcia nor Brady Quinn).
FIX YO’ STEREOTYPES!
Toucherism!
All those fetishes sound like what’s to be expected at the next neo-conservative christmas party. . . That guy looked like he researched a lot of those fetishes.
If you assault someone of a different race, who happens to be a gay-transgendered cripple, that’s a triple threat. Is that like a death sentence?
How could you have left toucherism out of the NFFF?
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I’m pretty sure my grandmother’s family bar was on the east side of Cleveland. She got brutally pistol-whipped and robbed one time–and she was in her sixties at that point. So yes, the video once again scores.
Christmas Ape is a douchefag.
Rock solid political commentary. And I like the bit from the congressman, too.
Since when can anyone tell if my crimes are motivated by hate? If I rob a gay man’s house, it is presumably because I like nice things in pastel shades. If anything, that’s an envy crime.
The congressman shoulda ended his list with, “…faithfully submitted by Douglas C. Niedermeyer, sergeant-at-arms.”
With that emphasis, this dude has definitely partaken in some Frotterism
I liked this guy’s earlier work.
What, no necrophiliac beastiality? Weak. That’s why this guy is only a Representative and not a Senator.