Comments on: A Beard For a Sulk; A Drunk For a Drunk

By: freecutlerreport.com

freecutlerreport.com — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 07:24:09 +0000

New Belgium is bomb. Beer is about the only thing foco can get right. Almost makes up for their clown college.

By: William Howard Taft

William Howard Taft — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:11:36 +0000

Laserface is going to get up in Matt Cassel’s guts.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 07:19:01 +0000

awesome, I expected this to happen. Wonder what’s going on with Cutlerfucker in Chi-town?

i’m gonna ask someone if they’r ecocktually bereft one day

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:12:04 +0000

Outstanding! The return of Marmalard! The only thing that could have made it better would have been a LT bitching out in the playoffs reference.

By: porky1

porky1 — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:05:51 +0000

Seriously, Laserface is probably going to have to resort to Gay Zorro to get his aggressions out. Maybe have Merriman rape Jamarcus’s knee so that the Gay Blade can sashay his way into the hearts of the pipples.

By: NY not NYC

NY not NYC — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 01:40:53 +0000

Fat Tire is singlehandedly the best beer I’ve ever had. Had great times when I was stuck at Huachuca.

By: Visanthe Shiancoe's horse cock

Visanthe Shiancoe's horse cock — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:26:00 +0000

I lauged out loud at “Beardo.”

By: J.L White

J.L White — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:44:12 +0000

This Marmalard/Neckbeard feud is a non-starter. However….I did hear that the Raiders just signed Jeff Garcia. Perhaps Rivers can head leave the Broncos alone in their moment of delicious misery, and head up to the Bay Area and assault The Gay Zorro with some very, very, very, very, very, very (even for this website) inappropriate gay jokes.

By: Rob in WI

Rob in WI — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:22:33 +0000

I’m almost sorry to see Cutlerfucker and Marmalard broken up… However, I think His Sulkiness should meet up with Goth Rodgers and/or Sagvaribooty for some hijinks.

/Spotted Cow, FTW.

By: marmatard

marmatard — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:09:03 +0000

*This was