Tags: All the grass in Hattiesburg has been mowed to the roots, Brett Favre, Brit Far, Minnesota Vikings, Pissing off Drew, Unsilent Majority
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April 30th, 2009 at 9:22 am
The tag about Hattiesburg’s grass is priceless.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Please, please, oh PLEASE let him go play for the Vikings! The Bears’ secondary will magically turn into HOF’ers (at least for 2 games).
This whole concept has a Will Ferrell movie written all over it.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:48 am
If there is a God, and there isn’t judging by a certain Land Baron’s longevity, then this will be so!
And I’m amazed at this as anybody, but ESPN’s Favreboner seems to have gone flaccid.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:52 am
PKing_Land_Barnacle: 7:00 am Butt puckering and unpuckering with joy
PKing_Land_Barnacle: 7:10 am Thinking about “his” chin whiskers
PKing_Land-Barnacle: 7:13 am Taking picture of Bretty into washroom for some me time
/King’s twittering continues like this for next week
April 30th, 2009 at 10:07 am
All Brad Childress needs to do is threaten Brett’s best coon huntin’ dog with some swine flu and BAM!, he’ll be in purple in no time.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:13 am
If you cut off Brit Far’s arms and legs he’s still the best torso in lawn care.
/Caliendo’d
April 30th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Well, Mississippi isn’t the only place with meadows and land that needs workin’.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:18 am
There’s no way out of this one but suicide, Drew!
April 30th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Favre or no Favre, the Vikings are still going 3-13 this season
April 30th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Uh oh, purple makes Peter King look fat.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Just fuckin go away and die already. Do we have to go thru this “I’m retired” in March then “I still feel the need to play” in June every fucking year?
Die you pill popping hillybilly drunk! Right after you write in to the KSK sex/football mailbag about your limp dick problems and if he should return Drew’s drunken late night phone calls begging him to sign with the Vikings.
Drew wants to be Viking Brett’s PK.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I will not watch a single Vikes game next year if that asshat is on the team.
/easy to say when living in OH
April 30th, 2009 at 10:49 am
‘”And cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doin it so much, I cut that grass for free.”
April 30th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Whomever has the Starbucks franchise in Minny is about to be a filthy rich man.
April 30th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Who will work the land?!?!?!?!?
April 30th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Apparently, they even let Britt make their first round pick.
Chilly: What’ll it take Mr Favre, sir, to get you in the purple?
Britt: Wal i dunno rightly, i guess that harvin guy would do me.
Zygi: But he’s a doper!
Britt: Well, hells bells zman, I dun did sum a dat dere myself when I was a pup.
Chilly: OK, done.
Britt: Well, ok den, whyncha cum on down to my farm fer a visit.
April 30th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Favre’s mowing defines clutch
April 30th, 2009 at 11:08 am
tag should be “trying to kill Drew”
April 30th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Favre’s tractor has a clutch.
April 30th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Chilly is actually maneuvering to snatch Favre away from the Patriots, who had obvious interest and promised Brett they would draft him at 23 due to the fact they were confident that the Vikings would pass due to “character concerns”.
/chilly’d
April 30th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Great lawn care. Lofy lawn care.
April 30th, 2009 at 11:55 am
I can’t believe Favre is going to Jew the Vikings’ new quarterback out of his job.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
The only rule before opening the Target in Hattiesburg
All the jeans have to be Wrangler.
Real.Comfortable.Monopoly.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Brit Far needs to take his John Deere tractor, turn that sumbitch sideways and ram it up his candy ass.
/Rock’d
April 30th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
How does this affect Vince Young’s draft status?
April 30th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Don’t you mean Donovan McNabb?
April 30th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
i would expect more posts to have the tag “pissing off drew”
April 30th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Guys I think the title of this post was actually meant to be taken literally. “Favre asking to be released from the Jets implies he is going to the Vikings” is like saying “Madden retired from commentating so he must be pursuing his acting career!” On second thought I would love to see Sage Rosenrothsteinfeldnusbaum get his panties in a knot.
April 30th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Sometimes I get pissed off about the lack of national attention the Vikings get, then I see 3 Vikings-related posts on KSK this week: That dumbfuck Childress bragging about landing Percy Harvin at 22; speculation on Brett Fucking Favre going to Minnesota; and a disturbingly-placed picture of Chilly in the sex bag.
Ugh. Let’s go back to that East Coast Bias thing.
May 4th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
I love how an actual football post gets 29 responses but a sex advice column gets 161 and a fast food one gets 371. We’re all so awesome.
May 7th, 2009 at 2:32 am
I found your blog on google and read a few of your other posts. I just added you to my reader.