EVERYBODY OVERREACT! Pro Florio Talk has reported that a plane (possibly this one) flew from Minnesota to Hattiesburg, Mississippi yesterday morning before departing several hours later. Nobody is saying that the plane was carrying anyone from the Vikings organization, or that the plane flew there to meet with the town’s eccentric millionaire/resident lawnmower. That being said, OMG, Brit Far’s comin’ back! Somebody unfreeze Madden! [PFT] Update: Debunked. [Vikings Age]
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Sometimes I get pissed off about the lack of national attention the Vikings get, then I see 3 Vikings-related posts on KSK this week: That dumbfuck Childress bragging about landing Percy Harvin at 22; speculation on Brett Fucking Favre going to Minnesota; and a disturbingly-placed picture of Chilly in the sex bag.
Ugh. Let’s go back to that East Coast Bias thing.
Guys I think the title of this post was actually meant to be taken literally. “Favre asking to be released from the Jets implies he is going to the Vikings” is like saying “Madden retired from commentating so he must be pursuing his acting career!” On second thought I would love to see Sage Rosenrothsteinfeldnusbaum get his panties in a knot.
i would expect more posts to have the tag “pissing off drew”
Don’t you mean Donovan McNabb?
How does this affect Vince Young’s draft status?
Brit Far needs to take his John Deere tractor, turn that sumbitch sideways and ram it up his candy ass.
/Rock’d
The only rule before opening the Target in Hattiesburg
All the jeans have to be Wrangler.
Real.Comfortable.Monopoly.
I can’t believe Favre is going to Jew the Vikings’ new quarterback out of his job.
Great lawn care. Lofy lawn care.
Chilly is actually maneuvering to snatch Favre away from the Patriots, who had obvious interest and promised Brett they would draft him at 23 due to the fact they were confident that the Vikings would pass due to “character concerns”.
/chilly’d
Favre’s tractor has a clutch.
tag should be “trying to kill Drew”
Favre’s mowing defines clutch
Apparently, they even let Britt make their first round pick.
Chilly: What’ll it take Mr Favre, sir, to get you in the purple?
Britt: Wal i dunno rightly, i guess that harvin guy would do me.
Zygi: But he’s a doper!
Britt: Well, hells bells zman, I dun did sum a dat dere myself when I was a pup.
Chilly: OK, done.
Britt: Well, ok den, whyncha cum on down to my farm fer a visit.
Who will work the land?!?!?!?!?
Whomever has the Starbucks franchise in Minny is about to be a filthy rich man.
‘”And cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doin it so much, I cut that grass for free.”
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I will not watch a single Vikes game next year if that asshat is on the team.
/easy to say when living in OH
Just fuckin go away and die already. Do we have to go thru this “I’m retired” in March then “I still feel the need to play” in June every fucking year?
Die you pill popping hillybilly drunk! Right after you write in to the KSK sex/football mailbag about your limp dick problems and if he should return Drew’s drunken late night phone calls begging him to sign with the Vikings.
Drew wants to be Viking Brett’s PK.
Uh oh, purple makes Peter King look fat.
Favre or no Favre, the Vikings are still going 3-13 this season
There’s no way out of this one but suicide, Drew!
Well, Mississippi isn’t the only place with meadows and land that needs workin’.
If you cut off Brit Far’s arms and legs he’s still the best torso in lawn care.
/Caliendo’d
All Brad Childress needs to do is threaten Brett’s best coon huntin’ dog with some swine flu and BAM!, he’ll be in purple in no time.
PKing_Land_Barnacle: 7:00 am Butt puckering and unpuckering with joy
PKing_Land_Barnacle: 7:10 am Thinking about “his” chin whiskers
PKing_Land-Barnacle: 7:13 am Taking picture of Bretty into washroom for some me time
/King’s twittering continues like this for next week
If there is a God, and there isn’t judging by a certain Land Baron’s longevity, then this will be so!
And I’m amazed at this as anybody, but ESPN’s Favreboner seems to have gone flaccid.
Please, please, oh PLEASE let him go play for the Vikings! The Bears’ secondary will magically turn into HOF’ers (at least for 2 games).
This whole concept has a Will Ferrell movie written all over it.
The tag about Hattiesburg’s grass is priceless.