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		<title>By: Dan From Chicago</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/14229.html/comment-page-1#comment-123260</link>
		<dc:creator>Dan From Chicago</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:43:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You like piping tadpoles into your anus? 

Richard Gere approves, but still prefers gerbils. 

/Done In Living Color, of course</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You like piping tadpoles into your anus? </p>
<p>Richard Gere approves, but still prefers gerbils. </p>
<p>/Done In Living Color, of course</p>
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		<title>By: Svedish Chef</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/14229.html/comment-page-1#comment-123249</link>
		<dc:creator>Svedish Chef</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve got an estranged wife, think theres any chance of fixing it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve got an estranged wife, think theres any chance of fixing it?</p>
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		<title>By: LaFavre's Next Retirement</title>
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		<dc:creator>LaFavre's Next Retirement</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You like piping tadpoles into your anus? 

Not really, but how else are you going to get them in there?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You like piping tadpoles into your anus? </p>
<p>Not really, but how else are you going to get them in there?</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Murphy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Captain Murphy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:48:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love that picture, still have it saved from a google image battle at work one day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love that picture, still have it saved from a google image battle at work one day.</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
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		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Girlfriend still locked up in the pen? &lt;/i&gt;

I think we might have uncovered the source of this swine flu.  Enough with the sow-fucking, people!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Girlfriend still locked up in the pen? </i></p>
<p>I think we might have uncovered the source of this swine flu.  Enough with the sow-fucking, people!</p>
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		<title>By: LaFavre's Next Retirement</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/14229.html/comment-page-1#comment-123235</link>
		<dc:creator>LaFavre's Next Retirement</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Girlfriend still locked up in the pen?

I let her out this morning.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Girlfriend still locked up in the pen?</p>
<p>I let her out this morning.</p>
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		<title>By: 85</title>
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		<dc:creator>85</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Have a punctured anus?&lt;/i&gt;

Well there is a hole in it!

/rimshot
//hey, a double pun!</description>
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<p>Well there is a hole in it!</p>
<p>/rimshot<br />
//hey, a double pun!</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
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		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;What’s that? You like piping tadpoles into your anus and then having a gorilla slap you in the testicles? Okay, maybe there are some things we can’t cover.&lt;/i&gt;

What? Don&#039;t you write for Penthouse?  I thought that was in the job description.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>What’s that? You like piping tadpoles into your anus and then having a gorilla slap you in the testicles? Okay, maybe there are some things we can’t cover.</i></p>
<p>What? Don&#8217;t you write for Penthouse?  I thought that was in the job description.</p>
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		<title>By: SonOfSpam</title>
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		<dc:creator>SonOfSpam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:50:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;You like piping tadpoles into your anus and then having a gorilla slap you in the testicles?&quot;

Someone read my Cragislist ad!!!  (I call that move &quot;Kermit Colonic with the Dian Fossey Finish&quot;.  PATENT PENDING!)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;You like piping tadpoles into your anus and then having a gorilla slap you in the testicles?&#8221;</p>
<p>Someone read my Cragislist ad!!!  (I call that move &#8220;Kermit Colonic with the Dian Fossey Finish&#8221;.  PATENT PENDING!)</p>
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		<title>By: FearTheBuzzsaw</title>
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		<dc:creator>FearTheBuzzsaw</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@OOG- Does that involve a finishing pinch or a counter-clockwise swirl?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@OOG- Does that involve a finishing pinch or a counter-clockwise swirl?</p>
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