Hey, now! It’s your KSK Mailbag reminder. Got an arranged wife? Girlfriend still locked up in the pen? Have a punctured anus? Well then, you’d best email us tout suite, Mister. I assure you there’s no sexual or football-related problem you have that we can’t tackle. What’s that? You like piping tadpoles into your anus and then having a gorilla slap you in the testicles? Okay, maybe there are some things we can’t cover.
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You like piping tadpoles into your anus?
Richard Gere approves, but still prefers gerbils.
/Done In Living Color, of course
I’ve got an estranged wife, think theres any chance of fixing it?
You like piping tadpoles into your anus?
Not really, but how else are you going to get them in there?
I love that picture, still have it saved from a google image battle at work one day.
Girlfriend still locked up in the pen?
I think we might have uncovered the source of this swine flu. Enough with the sow-fucking, people!
Girlfriend still locked up in the pen?
I let her out this morning.
Have a punctured anus?
Well there is a hole in it!
/rimshot
//hey, a double pun!
What’s that? You like piping tadpoles into your anus and then having a gorilla slap you in the testicles? Okay, maybe there are some things we can’t cover.
What? Don’t you write for Penthouse? I thought that was in the job description.
“You like piping tadpoles into your anus and then having a gorilla slap you in the testicles?”
Someone read my Cragislist ad!!! (I call that move “Kermit Colonic with the Dian Fossey Finish”. PATENT PENDING!)
@OOG- Does that involve a finishing pinch or a counter-clockwise swirl?
Write in and find out.
Maj- are you talking about impact rookies in the NFL sense, or the sexual maneuver known as “The Impact Rookie”?
Because I’ve been trying to get my girl to let me try out The Impact Rookie for months now.
We can finally answer reader questions about impact rookies!
Remember when you and your friends made it with that cow? I want to party with you cowboy.