Hey, now! It’s your KSK Mailbag reminder. Got an arranged wife? Girlfriend still locked up in the pen? Have a punctured anus? Well then, you’d best email us tout suite, Mister. I assure you there’s no sexual or football-related problem you have that we can’t tackle. What’s that? You like piping tadpoles into your anus and then having a gorilla slap you in the testicles? Okay, maybe there are some things we can’t cover.
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