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By: Fuck Lion

Fuck Lion — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:39:32 +0000

I’ve heard whispers that it was something fairly serious, or at least serious enough that the NCAA made an inquiry.

By: The Nebraska Tourism Board

The Nebraska Tourism Board — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:40:06 +0000

All races are welcome in the Cornhusker State.

But we disown Omaha because it voted for Obama.

By: Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm

Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:26:31 +0000

Seriously, that dude looks just like Turner Gill… ahh fuck, wrong thread, my bad.

Even Jeremy Stevens is shaking his head in admiration at a guy who does something heinous enough to warrant a 3 game suspension from a Big 12 school.

He probably had to rape a member of Bo Pelini’s family to get suspended for a fourth of the season. Nah, on second thought that would only get you benched until halftime of the first game at Nebraska.

/shows self out.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:33:50 +0000

Oh, nice. My BB code looks like a retard got a hold of a computer. I win!

By: Aaron

Aaron — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:32:55 +0000

[i]I’m pretty sure you can get thrown in jail for 30 days in Nebraska just for being black[/i]

Not true. If you live in Omaha you may be arrested, but if you play football you will be deity. Look at Lawrence Phillips. He only got booked after the fact.

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:54:36 +0000

Scalping tickets? No, no, you misheard him. He meant he was scalping people.

By: Todd Haley Thinks You're An Effing Moron

Todd Haley Thinks You're An Effing Moron — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:30:35 +0000

To be fair, the cow LOOKED eighteen.

By: That'samare

That'samare — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:25:00 +0000

I hear the Bengals are looking to trade for him. Which means it probably has something to do with a farmer’s daughter.

By: Nate Newon's Van

Nate Newon's Van — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:53:27 +0000

I bet it involved a glory hole.

By: Slash

Slash — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:49:52 +0000

My money’s on rape. Murder would have been a 5-game suspension. That’s standard in the Big 12. You have to go all the way up to genocide to get booted off a Big 12 team entirely, I believe.