The Redskins know how to pick ‘em. Cody Glenn, the fifth-round pick of the Washington Redskins, was suspended for three games last season as a member of the Nebraska Cornhuskers for an unspecified offense. When asked about the issue on a conference call Glenn told reporters the suspension was punishment for scalping tickets. Yeah, that wasn’t true. Glenn has admitted that he was lying about the reason for the suspension, but he still hasn’t provided the actual reason which leaves us to speculate wildly. Like hey, maybe he shoved an un-shucked cob up Herbie Husker’s cornhole. But is that really worth a three-game suspension? I’m pretty sure that’s an unofficial tradition in Lincoln. [Washington Post]
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April 29th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Shucked cobs are ribbed for his pleasure.
April 29th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Hard to believe the Raiders let this guy slide past them in the 3rd round.
April 29th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
If the school isn’t saying then why the hell should he? And he’s on the Redskins so it’s not like anyone’s going to ever care about him anyway.
April 29th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
If the school isn’t saying then why the hell should he?
I’m not saying he had to answer the question, it’s just odd that he’d make up some ridiculous cover story in an effort to dodge it.
April 29th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I heard it was a case of mistaken identity.
April 29th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
I’m pretty sure you can get thrown in jail for 30 days in Nebraska just for being black
April 29th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
My money’s on rape. Murder would have been a 5-game suspension. That’s standard in the Big 12. You have to go all the way up to genocide to get booted off a Big 12 team entirely, I believe.
April 29th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
I bet it involved a glory hole.
April 29th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I hear the Bengals are looking to trade for him. Which means it probably has something to do with a farmer’s daughter.
April 29th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
To be fair, the cow LOOKED eighteen.
April 29th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Scalping tickets? No, no, you misheard him. He meant he was scalping people.
April 29th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
[i]I’m pretty sure you can get thrown in jail for 30 days in Nebraska just for being black[/i]
Not true. If you live in Omaha you may be arrested, but if you play football you will be deity. Look at Lawrence Phillips. He only got booked after the fact.
April 29th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Oh, nice. My BB code looks like a retard got a hold of a computer. I win!
April 29th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Seriously, that dude looks just like Turner Gill… ahh fuck, wrong thread, my bad.
Even Jeremy Stevens is shaking his head in admiration at a guy who does something heinous enough to warrant a 3 game suspension from a Big 12 school.
He probably had to rape a member of Bo Pelini’s family to get suspended for a fourth of the season. Nah, on second thought that would only get you benched until halftime of the first game at Nebraska.
/shows self out.
April 29th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
All races are welcome in the Cornhusker State.
But we disown Omaha because it voted for Obama.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I’ve heard whispers that it was something fairly serious, or at least serious enough that the NCAA made an inquiry.