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LIFE OF LAWRENCE TAYLOR TO BE MADE INTO KINETOSCOPIC FEATURE? According to the New York Post, it’s a solid maybe. “The movie moguls are interested in turning LT’s life story into a film, the way they turned Biggie Smalls’ story into ‘Notorious’ earlier this year.” You mean a formulaic biopic with poor distribution that squanders interesting source material and managed to bore all? Hot damn. Then again, if they get Craig Robinson to sign on, and attach Patrick Duffy to play Joe Theismann, and maybe swing Gary Busey as Bill Parcells, I might be convinced to come around. Until then, Big Fan is the only football-related movie on my radar.

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  1. qwijibo Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Bill Parcells to be played by Bea Arthur.. She’s what??

  2. Unsilent Majority Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 11:22 am

    LT wants Jamie Foxx to play him just as soon as he’d done playing Tyson.

  3. Otto Man Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 11:27 am

    I bet Donovan McNabb could play LT. They look just like each other!

  4. StuScottBooyahs Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 11:28 am

    When are we going to get Heath Schuler: The Musical?

  5. Upstate Underdog Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 11:33 am

    I hope some of the movie focuses on LT’s pro wrestling career. He beat Bam Bam Bigelow!

  6. StuScottBooyahs Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 11:37 am

    attach Patrick Duffy to play Joe Theismann

    Joe Theismann frantically dials the film company to see if the part is still available.

  7. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 11:39 am

    They can get any white guy to play Phil Simms, because all white guys look alike.

  8. qwijibo Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 11:59 am

    Vern Troyer can play Joe Theisman’s broken leg or for a more dramatic effect Peter Dinklage.

  9. G.G. Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    @ StuScottBooyahs:

    “Did I miss the casting call for Single White Femur?”

  10. Animal Mother Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    @ LaFavre – Why don’t they get Chris Simms to play Phil Simms? I hear Chris is still looking for steady work.

  11. Lengthy Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    I’ve already signed up to be an extra when he’s blowing rails in the Pi Lam basement at William & Mary.

  12. porky1 Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    Cocaine…is a hell of a drug.

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