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By: Scooter Biceps

Scooter Biceps — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:03:39 +0000

Source Tells ESPN’s Chris Mortensen Majority of Titans Are ‘Bunch of Dumb Stupid Fartface Bullies’ — http://tinyurl.com/deocuw

By: dAndy

dAndy — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:55:27 +0000

I think Peter King’s daughter should be reporting about all of this.

By: Gern

Gern — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:26:15 +0000

Otto Man=Gem

By: Mark

Mark — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 06:26:11 +0000

The whole sequence at the end of the draft when they brought up the young Mort was just awkward and bizarre. There was one guy (I forget who) going on and on about the young Mort’s footwork and arm strength and blah blah. Then Kiper pissed all over that and said he should get into coaching, because let’s face it, Chris, your kid’s a shitty quarterback. And then elder Mort could interview his coach-son on draft day! “Dad, you reported that incorrect rumor about me again, goddammit.”

By: Rick Muscles

Rick Muscles — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 03:49:40 +0000

Young Mort reports to camp, then repots to his dad’s basement.

By: Captain Murphy

Captain Murphy — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:59:37 +0000

+1 to Otto

By: Midwat

Midwat — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:17:42 +0000

“Mel, my sources tell me he’s got a strong arm and good decision making, but wet the bet until he was 12.”

By: Chris - Vodka Collins Please

Chris - Vodka Collins Please — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:40:30 +0000

My sources tell me he sucks balls.

Off Topic – Check out the new Manchester Orchestra CD. Kicks major ass.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-19498814001/manchester_orchestra_ive_got_friends_official_music_video/

By: Slideshow Bob

Slideshow Bob — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 23:11:08 +0000

it was b a b a

/loved him some Contra

By: Aaron

Aaron — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 23:01:22 +0000

Off Topic: Remember the old code? arrow keys: up up down down left right left righ (letters) b a?

Go to ESPN.com and try it out now!

/kind of gay