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By: marmatard

marmatard — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:15:20 +0000

Keep in mind, nothing about Cutler as a football player had inherently changed in that time. Only the circumstances around him had shifted. And now Broncos fans are supposed to buy that somehow Kyle Orton is a better fit for the team than Cutler was? I hate taking the Simmons attitude of “Every GM is every league is a retard and I’m the only person who has any common sense,” but that trade will always strike me as one of the most fucking bizarre moves in NFL history.

Everytime I convince myself that Orton will do alright, I read shit like this and go back to dreaming of killing Josh McDaniels.

By: starksgotejected

starksgotejected — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 03:32:09 +0000

I know this guy, and he told me his brother’s friend’s drug dealer was just chilling out and hanging one night when all of a sudden, the cops started chasing him. So he took all the acid he had and stuffed it in his sock, so they wouldn’t find it if they caught him. But it was hot as shit that day, and he was sweating like crazy from running from the 5.0, and the sweat made all the acid bleed into him. The last thing he saw before the acid hit him was a billboard for orange juice. He got so fucked up and overdosed on acid. Now, he’s in a mental hospital, in a straight jacket, because he thinks he’s an orange and keeps trying to peel himself.

By: starksgotejected

starksgotejected — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 03:26:54 +0000

I used to browse around this massive local record store in Denver called Twist n Shout. They had a big ass book where all the employees, who seemed to number in the hundreds, would talk about the new shit they liked. I’d say about 75% of them had Leviathan in there. So I bought it, and it scared me when I heard it the first time. That drummer will die soon, but it won’t be from drugs, it will be from tearing the shit out of the drums until he has a heart attack.

By: Mo Charlo

Mo Charlo — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:21:37 +0000

Who’s Klosterman?

By: lemmy caution

lemmy caution — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 23:15:49 +0000

Last Sunday I saw Mastodon play at the great american music hall in sf. I weaseled through the mosh pit to get to 3rd row center. Jesus Christ, do those guys rock live. My only regret is that I did not buy the tour t-shirt.

By: JAFO

JAFO — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:46:56 +0000

The new Mastodon fucking owns. Meshuggah’s new one ain’t bad either. The Red Chord is in the Studio. This gonna be a good year for metal.

By: Junker23

Junker23 — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:43:56 +0000

Oblivion’s the best song on the album. If you disagree with me, you’re wrong.

By: Kid Presentable

Kid Presentable — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 21:43:00 +0000

KSK is spitting hot fire this week. Well done, Drew.

/ashamed I had to look up “fallow”

By: Glove

Glove — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 21:07:39 +0000

Drew, i’m going a little gay for you now. Love this band (and this album). Playing the 9 30 club in a few weeks. On the other hand, The Sword are almost equally as awesome.

By: LaFavre's Next Retirement

LaFavre's Next Retirement — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 21:05:14 +0000

Heeeeeelp! My nuts have blisters!