BUNGLE’S GOT TALENT! Cincinnati tight end Ben Utecht to release a country album largely extolling the virtues of Jeebus. He probably should have made his singing chops better known when he was with the Colts. He probably would’ve gotten more balls from Peyton. Passes too.
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I gotta to say I concur with the majority of what is being said here. I am gonna have to have to snatch the feed so I can keep tabs. on what
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“As someone who routed for for Utecht in college, and was only a couple of years from being a classmates of his…”
Ah, the wonders of a Big Ten edumacation…unless of course routed is how they spell rutted in Minnesota and by classmates he was alluding to multiple personalities, then it gets a big thumbs up. As for “for for” I’m just guessing he got excited about rutting Ben Utecht.
/grammar nazi off
Nest: We touched upon that in a post yesterday, fool.
His wife was Miss Minnesota. That’s like Drew’s Madonna.
Please tell me you fools have seen Mr. Bennett’s most recent blog.
http://cowboysinsiderblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/04/why-do-black-people-love-chick.html
Yes, Mr. Bungle was a talented group. This guy just sucks. Still, I can’t wait for his stirring renditions of:
“Utecht the High Road”
“Every Breath Utecht”
“Utecht Me Higher”
“Utecht My Breath Away”
Only in Utecht promises not to comment on Peyton’s wall of a forehead during the shoot.
Maybe he can still get Peyton to do the commercial for his new album. I know Peyton hates doing commercials, but he might for an ex-teammate, right?
continuing the partial track list:
“East Bound and Third Down”
“You Never Even Called Me by My Number”
“Which Lineman Am I Supposed to Block?”
“Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy, but not in That Way Because God Hates Fags)”
More balls from Peyton… oh I see what you did there.
He can kill two birds with one stone by visiting half his teammates and recording Live From Ohio State Prison.
Partial Track List:
“First Down and Ten Commandments”
“Drive-Blocking Satan”
“I’m a Tight End and Will Stay That Way Because God Hates Fags”
“Jesus Take the Wheel Route” (duet with C. Underwood)
“Hut Hut Hike to Heaven!”