BUNGLE’S GOT TALENT! Cincinnati tight end Ben Utecht to release a country album largely extolling the virtues of Jeebus. He probably should have made his singing chops better known when he was with the Colts. He probably would’ve gotten more balls from Peyton. Passes too.
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April 23rd, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Partial Track List:
“First Down and Ten Commandments”
“Drive-Blocking Satan”
“I’m a Tight End and Will Stay That Way Because God Hates Fags”
“Jesus Take the Wheel Route” (duet with C. Underwood)
“Hut Hut Hike to Heaven!”
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
He can kill two birds with one stone by visiting half his teammates and recording Live From Ohio State Prison.
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:56 pm
More balls from Peyton… oh I see what you did there.
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:57 pm
continuing the partial track list:
“East Bound and Third Down”
“You Never Even Called Me by My Number”
“Which Lineman Am I Supposed to Block?”
“Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy, but not in That Way Because God Hates Fags)”
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Maybe he can still get Peyton to do the commercial for his new album. I know Peyton hates doing commercials, but he might for an ex-teammate, right?
April 23rd, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Only in Utecht promises not to comment on Peyton’s wall of a forehead during the shoot.
April 23rd, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Yes, Mr. Bungle was a talented group. This guy just sucks. Still, I can’t wait for his stirring renditions of:
“Utecht the High Road”
“Every Breath Utecht”
“Utecht Me Higher”
“Utecht My Breath Away”
April 23rd, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Please tell me you fools have seen Mr. Bennett’s most recent blog.
http://cowboysinsiderblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/04/why-do-black-people-love-chick.html
April 23rd, 2009 at 8:14 pm
His wife was Miss Minnesota. That’s like Drew’s Madonna.
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Nest: We touched upon that in a post yesterday, fool.
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:24 pm
“As someone who routed for for Utecht in college, and was only a couple of years from being a classmates of his…”
Ah, the wonders of a Big Ten edumacation…unless of course routed is how they spell rutted in Minnesota and by classmates he was alluding to multiple personalities, then it gets a big thumbs up. As for “for for” I’m just guessing he got excited about rutting Ben Utecht.
/grammar nazi off
May 3rd, 2009 at 10:52 pm
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