Aaron Curry wants that number one spot. NFL.com’s Pat Kirwan is reporting that Curry, the draft’s top prospect on the defensive side of the ball is willing to take less money than the $57.5 ($30 mil guaranteed) that Jake Long signed for last year if he were to go in that spot. Regardless, all indications point to the Lions drafting Matt Stafford (unless they don’t!). Of course everyone who’s drafted in the top three will eventually sign contracts that will place them amongst the highest paid players in the league. And if you have a problem with that then you’re probably one of those jerkoffs who doesn’t think JaMarcus Russell deserves to make upwards of $19 million this year.
Hey, backoff my boy JaMarcus.
Oakland: Where JaMazing Happens.
I can’t stop checking Peter King’s Twitter. He’s at a Starbucks in a Hotel! I can’t wait for him to demand that every hotel add a Starbucks in next Monday’s column.
Offering discounts to play for the Lions? Fuck and no.
That’s what one of America’s top rubber development testing labs pays for a 10 minute bathroom break. I only wish I could get a gig at a sperm bank.
@Roachmine: is that all sperm donation centers are paying these days?
Helen Mirren? Who the f*** is she?……looks up Helen Mirren….
……heads to restroom (at work) to salute Helen Mirren….
….laughs on return knowing he just made $ 4 : )
@Farthammer, I’m not sure what Helen Mirren has to do with this post but I agree with you 100% about her.
@ CVE
Funny, that sounds exactly why Peter King hates Kirwan. Something about having to deal with long distance relationships or something.
I know the story is true but Pat Kirwan is a fucking cumbubble. Remember, he advised the Jets to draft Browning Nagle when they missed out on the Land Baron.
/I just hate Kirwan
I would be pissed if my team had the #1 pick; way too much money for an unproven player. More importantly, I would wreck Hellen Mirren and her huge, 70 year-old tits. Discuss.
You’re coming to the Chiefs whether you like it or not, Mister.
Odds are good it’s “not,” but suck it up.
Maj, may I suggest a new tag for this fine piece of internet literature?
KNOW YO LONG’S
I thought Curry was transfering to Duke. What? Oh! How many kids did Del Curry have, anyway? Is he friends with Travis Henry?
Rookie Salary Cap now, Rookie Salary cap forever.
Yep, I’m ‘one of those jerkoffs’.
/jerks off
Wait, wait…I thought the economy was crippling the NFL and teams aren’t making enough money? You mean Roger Goodell lied to me? I don’t believe it!
/suggests a personal keyboard license for 2009 Blogkkake season
love you too, maj.
/no homo
It’s nice to know that the terrible world economy hasn’t affected NFL salaries. I assume this means the market for Courvoisier, Escalades, bling and hos remains healthy.
I hate you all.
Sooo… he really, really wants to play for the Lions?
How’d he do on the Wonderlic test?
Welcome to another exciting edition of KSKommentor Nitpicking Theater!
also, i’m quite sure he’s making more than 30 dollars guaranteed.
Matthew Stafford has Joey Harrington written all over him.
Jake Long went #1 last year.
(Woohoo, I found an error. White people love finding errors!)