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By: WhatWouldPurpleJesusDo

WhatWouldPurpleJesusDo — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:24:39 +0000

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By: Outshined_One

Outshined_One — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:52:11 +0000

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By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:28:12 +0000

I remember the birthday parties I went to as a kid in the ’80s. Adults and children were happily segragated then. Grown-ups could drink, smoke and socialize while keeping an eye on the kids and everything was fine. Then a bunch of stupid kids got killed by fun toys like fireworks and lawn darts and everything changed.

By: Boatdrinks

Boatdrinks — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:18:10 +0000

Ha, clearly I run with the wrong crowd. At 1 year old birthdays in my family, the baby is oblivious and playing by themselves, and we are all drinking. With that many adults around the kid doesn’t get into much trouble (for heaven’t sake, they are one) and we all have a good party. Plus, the parents haven’t had a party in forever (being new parents) so they are READY.
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By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:06:09 +0000

How late do these 1 year old birthday parties run? The draft doesn’t start until 4. My son’s birthday is always around the SB, so even if we have to have his party on SB Sunday, we have it early enough everyone can split and be home for the game, or stay and watch it on my big screen.

But I prefer everyone get the fuck out of my house so I can watch the game in peace.

/not anti-social, just get out of my fucking house

By: Upstate Underdog

Upstate Underdog — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:15:35 +0000

@Gino, you hit the nail on the head. They are giant pissing contests among suburban moms.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:01:06 +0000

@ UU

A 1 year old’s b-day party? Sorry, brother. That’s a brutal sentence. I’ve been to a few and they were fucking miserable. It seemed like they were just contests between the parents over who has the best Swedish baby accessories or the best house. When my lady and I showed up at the last one, the host offered me a drink and I pointed to the hostess, who was breast-feeding their son, and said “Yeah- I’ll have what he’s having”.

It wasn’t my gag, but I’d always been dying to use it. I felt quite proud of my timing, but the joke didn’t go over so hot among the uptight suburban bitches and their pussy-whipped hipster husbands with hyphenated last names. Or my (now former) fianceé.

By: Rob in WI

Rob in WI — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:31:31 +0000

@UU

I’m pretty sure this is in severe violation of some guy codes. Its the fault of d-bag dad for hosting an event during a prime sporting event(s). You should be excused by the wife on this technicality alone. If you’re forced to attend, you’re allowed to be an ass about it at the party, by mentioning it every few minutes. Or by stealing his Complete Works of ABBA CD that he has somewhere