HEY, READERS! REMEMBER LIVE BLOG? HE’S BACK! IN POG FORM! Yes, KSK live blogification returns this Saturday to cover the first round of the NFL Draft. So, join us, won’t you for more Grimey keeping things moving with Lucy Pinder pictures and StaubachLVR pronouncing every pick a bust. I’ll try to get video of Maj crying into his pretzel when the ‘Skins take Sanchez.
Tags: gratuitous simpsons references, Live Blogification, xmas ape
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:25 am
Lucy Pinder is the new Salma Hayak.
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:31 am
Off-topic, but is there going to be a Tawmmy/Craigslist killer post?
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:33 am
“I’ll try to get video of Maj crying into his pretzel when the ‘Skins take Sanchez.”
If this comes to pass, how many of the Redskins fan’s heads explode? Is there an over-under?
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:33 am
Pfft. The Skins have been getting a dirty Sanchez every year at the draft, so what’s new?
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:38 am
I’ll bring all my shoes and my glasses.
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 am
I have to miss most of the first round because I have to go to a 1 years old birthday party, and I don’t even like the people throwing the party. The dad is not a football fan doesn’t even watch the Super Bowl. I hate these people. They better have a shit ton of beer there.
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 am
@UU
Sooo, why do you have to go again? Is there a donkey show?
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:44 am
@CVE, blame my wife, they are her friends, all married men need to know how to pick their battles. Oh and did I mention these people don’t have cable so I won’t even be able to sneak in some draft.
/urge to kill rising
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:45 am
WOW, No cable? Dear Lord are YOU in for a fun day! Maybe you can go to Bed, Bath and Beyond as well. Think you’ll have enough time?
/realizes he’ll be married in 2 months.
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:46 am
@UU, sounds like someone has a UTI coming.
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:48 am
Are you fuckin’crazy?! The biggest baseball game in history is on!
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:50 am
Hm, I am intrigued and wish to subscribe to your newsletter… err live blog.
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:52 am
@Rock
Pirates vs Nationals?
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:15 am
@UU: No cable? Are you also traveling to a third world country for this?
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:25 am
ape, would the gay mafia be willing to update the twitter feed with the first round picks? like UU, i’ll be tv-less for the afternoon, but at least i’ll be drunk. if need be, i suppose i could check elsewhere, but i prefer my updates soaking in hate.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:36 am
dagger: Ufford and Maj said they would do it
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:43 am
Is lucy pinder the official ksk girl of the NFL draftkakke? I thought Salma was the girl for all things blogkakke. I’m confused, but arroused
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:55 am
They alternate
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:57 am
for more Grimey keeping things moving with Lucy Pinder
Goddamnit that was me!
Grimey is an ass-man.
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:25 pm
It’s Hayek, not Hayak you heathen!!! {{shakes fist}}
@UU: clearly that “married man” is gay and will probably only have wine and/or Zima at this party so you should bring your own flask so we don’t see you doing the perp walk after an assault and battery.
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Do they still make Zima?
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:39 pm
@UU: Might I recommend the new Samsung Instinct s30 from Sprint? It offers full touchscreen functionality and improved websurfing, at a reasonable price.
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April 22nd, 2009 at 12:58 pm
@Stu
Yeah, it’s called Shmirnoff Ice.
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:58 pm
I believe, since I was mentioned in the post, that a comment is in order.
Lucy Pinder’s breasts: Not overrated
Mark Sanchez: Overrated
Being mentioned in a KSK blog: Priceless….and overrated
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Why do people throw 1-year olds a birthday party??! The kid won’t remember it. It’s noisy as hell and smells from all the child poop. And there’s a good chance you’ll see at least one or two breastfeeding events going on — and not from the likes of Salma Hayek or Lucy Pinder!
UU, you better be getting anal for that.
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:10 pm
@RBP, you know why they throw those parties because everyone else does. They have to keep up. It makes no sense to me either. That being said we were also guilty of throwing 1 year b-day parties for my daughters after I argued my case against it. again my wife’s reasoning was, “so and so had parties for their kids 1 year b-day so we have to. At least we had the sense not to throw them during the draft or NFL play-offs (not much of a concern during April and August).
Once again an argument is made for staying single.
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:29 pm
You fellas just made my skipping out on a mandatory employee meeting on Saturday afternoon that much more right.
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:31 pm
@UU
I’m pretty sure this is in severe violation of some guy codes. Its the fault of d-bag dad for hosting an event during a prime sporting event(s). You should be excused by the wife on this technicality alone. If you’re forced to attend, you’re allowed to be an ass about it at the party, by mentioning it every few minutes. Or by stealing his Complete Works of ABBA CD that he has somewhere
April 22nd, 2009 at 2:01 pm
@ UU
A 1 year old’s b-day party? Sorry, brother. That’s a brutal sentence. I’ve been to a few and they were fucking miserable. It seemed like they were just contests between the parents over who has the best Swedish baby accessories or the best house. When my lady and I showed up at the last one, the host offered me a drink and I pointed to the hostess, who was breast-feeding their son, and said “Yeah- I’ll have what he’s having”.
It wasn’t my gag, but I’d always been dying to use it. I felt quite proud of my timing, but the joke didn’t go over so hot among the uptight suburban bitches and their pussy-whipped hipster husbands with hyphenated last names. Or my (now former) fianceé.
April 22nd, 2009 at 2:15 pm
@Gino, you hit the nail on the head. They are giant pissing contests among suburban moms.
April 22nd, 2009 at 3:06 pm
How late do these 1 year old birthday parties run? The draft doesn’t start until 4. My son’s birthday is always around the SB, so even if we have to have his party on SB Sunday, we have it early enough everyone can split and be home for the game, or stay and watch it on my big screen.
But I prefer everyone get the fuck out of my house so I can watch the game in peace.
/not anti-social, just get out of my fucking house
April 22nd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Ha, clearly I run with the wrong crowd. At 1 year old birthdays in my family, the baby is oblivious and playing by themselves, and we are all drinking. With that many adults around the kid doesn’t get into much trouble (for heaven’t sake, they are one) and we all have a good party. Plus, the parents haven’t had a party in forever (being new parents) so they are READY.
Blogkakke is coming ! Blogkakke is coming!
April 22nd, 2009 at 6:28 pm
I remember the birthday parties I went to as a kid in the ’80s. Adults and children were happily segragated then. Grown-ups could drink, smoke and socialize while keeping an eye on the kids and everything was fine. Then a bunch of stupid kids got killed by fun toys like fireworks and lawn darts and everything changed.
April 22nd, 2009 at 6:52 pm
And the peasants rejoiced!
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:24 am
Two words. Fuck and Yes.