SEXY FRIDAY PRE-GAME: Sexy Friday will be along a little later, but in the meantime here’s a little appetizer courtesy bears in human suits. Fun fact: clicking on this thumbnail immediately puts you on an FBI watch list.
And yet, it’s still totally worth it, dude. My only regret is that there aren’t more pictures like that one.
Tags: quick hit, sexy friday
April 17th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Sweet Jesus on a moped, them’re good.
Reminds me of the jpegs of Blogkkake past…
April 17th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Whatever she is wearing should be banned immediately. My final pick.
April 17th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Well, let us just say that the inverse is equally if not more awesome, (NSFW…which is bullshit).
April 17th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
“Honey, should we buy our high schooler a huge set of fake tits?
“Uhhh…yeah, I think so. It will boost her confidence and in no way attract sleazy men on the internet.”
April 17th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
She could be in her 20s….
April 17th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
DONT RUIN THE FANTASY LENIN
April 17th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
http://td.bearsinhumansuits.com/ has just been book marked.
April 17th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
@UU
Done and done.
The caption underneath says 2003 so she could be legal now. Ahem.
April 17th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Those could be real.
April 17th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
In case of a water landing, feel free to use your boobs as personal flotation devices.
April 17th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
God, high school rocks nowadays…
April 17th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
She’s actually lying down in that picture, given there’s no way someone that skinny could support those.
April 17th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
@Captain: You’re wrong.
April 17th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
I wonder if we can ruin her relationship with her hs boyfriend, prompting him to send nudie pics of her to everyone via text message.
April 17th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
@Lenin,
20 what? Guys she’s titty-fucked?
Sweet Jesus…. I’d do 5 to 10 just to see those hounds released.
April 17th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Ahem, I meant “given Russian to”.
I regret the error.
April 17th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Megan’s Law – Schmegan’s Law. If that picture is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
April 17th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
to mo charlo: You sound like a modern day Wooderson
April 17th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
i dont know if its worse that i immediately dropped my pants after seeing those sweater monsters or that i didnt bookmark http://td.bearsinhumansuits.com/ until after i saw the Flaming Bacon Lance of Death a couple scrolls down
April 17th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
I wonder if we can ruin her relationship with her hs boyfriend, prompting him to send nudie pics of her to everyone via text message.
Just send him the link to this pic, and he’ll have her “special” pics up on my seemygf.com in a week.
April 17th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Whenever I pick my niece up from junior high, I’m astounding at the number of scoop neck tops, spandex halters and the like. I’m even more astounded at how many seem to be packing full C’s at an early stage of puberty.
Maybe it’s just the frustration of a youth spent playing Nintendo indoors instead of talking to, um, girls but I wish I was growing up today. All we had was one girl we affectionately called Count Rackula who had D’s but also weighed 250 pounds in order to get them. Sigh.
April 17th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
She’s just begging me to give her a pearl necklace.
And maybe some jewelry too.
April 17th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
@Walter: Best. Compliment. Ever.
/From Austin
April 17th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
(Pounds table) SEXY FRIDAY! SEXY FRIDAY! SEXY FRIDAY!
April 17th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
I hope she’s 18 and mute. Lolitas are great- until they open their mouths and say something.
April 17th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
I’M GREASING UP MY WHOZITS!
April 17th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
spank bank filled for the weekend
April 17th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Oh Brandii Breaston, how I’ve missed you so.
April 17th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
“I wonder if we can ruin her relationship with her hs boyfriend, prompting him to send nudie pics of her to everyone via text message.”
Well if that spot of jizz on her chin isn’t his, done and done.
April 17th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
quick someone think of a reason for another live blog so we can all scour the dirtyweb for more of this.
Feast I am looking in your direction.
April 18th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Well, draft liveblog is surely coming up.