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B-B-But tipping picks is all Berman has left in this world. The San Diego Chargers have a plan in place to announce each of their draft picks live on the internet moments before they’re announced on ESPN and the NFL Network. This is considered groundbreaking news amongst Chargers fans whose meth habits have robbed them of their patience. [Chargers.com via PFT]

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  1. chris Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 9:42 am

    meth habits? since when does espn give a shit about west coast teams anyway?

  2. Optimus Prime Minister Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 9:42 am

    way to stick it to the man

  3. Mo Charlo Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 10:06 am

    I was perplexed by the meth habits line also. That shit is everywhere!

  4. Animal Mother Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 10:09 am

    This is but the first step is pulling back the curtain to reveal how utterly useless and easily replaceable asshats like Berman really are at the WWL. Bravo, Chargers, and stay classy San Diego.

    In fact, the faster they get rid of the “it’s all about me, I’m more important than the story” douches, the better off we’ll all be.

    /dick joke

  5. H.C. Prick Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 10:10 am

    Walter White abides

  6. StuScottBooyahs Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 10:55 am

    since when does west coast fans give a shit about west coast teams anyway?

  7. Doc Holliday Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Will they have highlights of linemen dropping back into pass coverage? If not, I’m not on board.

  8. dAndy Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 11:11 am

    Groundbreaking is an understatement.

  9. bobby steels Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 11:25 am

    So in the last few days we’ve learned that, among others, Titans, Raiders, Panthers, and Chargers fans all have meth problems. Am I missing any? Should we redraw divisions based on the particular vices of the fanbases?

  10. Sea Otter Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 11:32 am

    All Boomer needs to do is pop a couple of deux deux deuxs to take the edge off, and he will be fine.

  11. StuScottBooyahs Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 11:48 am

    Should we redraw divisions based on the particular vices of the fanbases?

    I like that idea! We can have the meth division, the crack division, the gun crimes division, the douchebaggery division, etc. etc.

  12. Jay C. Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 11:57 am

    Berman’s response to the news: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=27412806

  13. Rock Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 11:58 am

    So the NFC North would be the hypertension and cardiac arrest bracket?

    Of course, as a Bears fan, I must recognize that Chicago does overlap with the crack and douchebag divisions.

  14. StuScottBooyahs Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    Of course, as a Bears fan, I must recognize that Chicago does overlap with the crack and douchebag divisions.

    I suppose that all teams do, really.

  15. The Agent Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    I was perplexed by the meth habits line also. That shit is everywhere!

    Apparently everywhere but Pittsburgh.

  16. John Whorfin Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    Apparently everywhere but Pittsburgh.

    maybe meth interferes with the enjoyment of Kielbasa
    don’t know. wouldn’t want to risk it, myself

  17. make it snow Says:
    April 15th, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    Berman will have no choice but to retaliate by announcing all the Chargers’ picks promptly at 4 p.m.

  18. Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    Hopefully the Chargers draft a heart so they can have it transplanted into LT come January so that he doesn’t bitch out again this year.

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