B-B-But tipping picks is all Berman has left in this world. The San Diego Chargers have a plan in place to announce each of their draft picks live on the internet moments before they’re announced on ESPN and the NFL Network. This is considered groundbreaking news amongst Chargers fans whose meth habits have robbed them of their patience. [Chargers.com via PFT]
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Hopefully the Chargers draft a heart so they can have it transplanted into LT come January so that he doesn’t bitch out again this year.
Berman will have no choice but to retaliate by announcing all the Chargers’ picks promptly at 4 p.m.
Apparently everywhere but Pittsburgh.
maybe meth interferes with the enjoyment of Kielbasa
don’t know. wouldn’t want to risk it, myself
I was perplexed by the meth habits line also. That shit is everywhere!
Apparently everywhere but Pittsburgh.
Of course, as a Bears fan, I must recognize that Chicago does overlap with the crack and douchebag divisions.
I suppose that all teams do, really.
So the NFC North would be the hypertension and cardiac arrest bracket?
Of course, as a Bears fan, I must recognize that Chicago does overlap with the crack and douchebag divisions.
Berman’s response to the news: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=27412806
Should we redraw divisions based on the particular vices of the fanbases?
I like that idea! We can have the meth division, the crack division, the gun crimes division, the douchebaggery division, etc. etc.
All Boomer needs to do is pop a couple of deux deux deuxs to take the edge off, and he will be fine.
So in the last few days we’ve learned that, among others, Titans, Raiders, Panthers, and Chargers fans all have meth problems. Am I missing any? Should we redraw divisions based on the particular vices of the fanbases?
Groundbreaking is an understatement.
Will they have highlights of linemen dropping back into pass coverage? If not, I’m not on board.
since when does west coast fans give a shit about west coast teams anyway?
Walter White abides
This is but the first step is pulling back the curtain to reveal how utterly useless and easily replaceable asshats like Berman really are at the WWL. Bravo, Chargers, and stay classy San Diego.
In fact, the faster they get rid of the “it’s all about me, I’m more important than the story” douches, the better off we’ll all be.
/dick joke
I was perplexed by the meth habits line also. That shit is everywhere!
way to stick it to the man
meth habits? since when does espn give a shit about west coast teams anyway?